"Fortunately, Unfortunately"
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Fortunately, we have extreme comfortable beds at the resort to crash in.
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Unfortunately they have been infested with BED BUGS!
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Fortunately, the hunky exterminator came to our rescue.
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Fortunately, we could get hold of a private jet to get us all home.
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Unfortunately, life at home seems so tame after my jet setting lifestyle.
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Unfortunately my travel bug hadn't settled down so the adventure will begin immediately and I won't rest for a couple of days after all.
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Unfortunately, I received a call I could not refuse; it was the President of the United States asking me to go on a top secret mission.
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Fortunately, we could wait for you to complete your secret mission before our journey again.
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Unfortunately I have a big mouth and blabbed about the mission so I was released from service .... woo hoo let the party begin again, bring on the dancing boys
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Fortunately, there was a Chippendale's Review nearby.
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Unfortunately, my best pair of shoes to match my outfit were worn out, needed to find replacement fast.
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Fortunately the shoe store on the corner was still open so I ran to get there.............
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Unfortunately, when I was ready to pay for this fabulous shoes, my credit card got denied, where was my husband- cashier!
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Fortunately, a tall, dark, handsome stranger remarked that a vision of beauty such as myself needed stunning footwear and paid for the shoes himself.
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Unfortunately, I couldn't find my favorite hat to go with shoes and outfit.
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Fortunately the same store had many stunning hats, and my handsome patron offered to pay for the hat of my choice.
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You lucky dog.
Unfortunately,this handsome patron got a call and had to leave at that instant.
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Fortunately the handsome patron came back after the quick phone call, paid for my hat and shoes and asked if I'd like to accompany him to a party on his yacht.
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Unfortunately, I get seasick very easily.
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Fortunately he had some dramamine for me to take.
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Unfortunately, hurricane warnings had just been posted as we were preparing to launch.
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Fortunately, the handsome patron decided to hold the party at his palatial mansion instead
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Unfortunately, when we returned to the marina in pouring rain we crashed into another yacht
(doesn't anyone want to play with me?)

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Fortunately, the handsome patron owned that yacht too.
(allalone, I don't think it's personal, it looks like the game went dormant in Oct.)
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Unfortunately, the yacht we were on had sustained considerable damage and we started to sink
(Hi badger, thanks for joining in!)
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Fortunately, we were in shallow water and close to shore.
:-)
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Unfortunately, by the time we waded to the shore we realized we were stranded on an island.
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Fortunately, the handsome patron had a sat phone and called for help.
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Unfortunately, help couldn't arrive for at least two hours and the tide was rising
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