"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

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Fortunately, the bar was well stocked.

badger

Unfortunately, we had no ice for our cocktails.

ruthbru

Fortunately the  island was in the North Atlantic and we were able tp chip some ice off a passing iceberg.

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Unfortunately, there was a hungry polar bear on that passing iceberg.

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Fortunately a big delicous seal surfaced and the bear went after him instead of us

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Unfortunately, the splash created by the bear diving into the sea soaked us completely.

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Fortunately a fishing vessel filled with rugged, muscular,manly deep sea fishermen happened to be passing by and saw our dilemma.

bellapazza

Unfortunately, the rugged, muscular, many deep sea fisherman were members of the Dharma Initiative, and planned to hold us captive with the Smoke Monster.  (Why I watched any of that show is beyond me, lol)

bellapazza

Unfortunately, the rugged, muscular, manly deep sea fisherman were members of the Dharma Initiative, and planned to hold us captive with the Smoke Monster. (Why I watched any of that show is beyond me, lol)

badger

Fortunately, we were all non-smokers so were immune to the Smoke Monster's powers.

ruthbru

Unfortunately this upset the rugged, muscular, manly deep sea fishermen.

allalone

Fortunately, the handsome patron was able to calm the R, M, M D S fishermen by offering them a million dollars to take us ashore

badger

Unfortunately, they would only accept cash.

allalone

Fortunately, a coastguard boat arrived, arrested the fishermen and took us on board

badger

Unfortunately, due to a mix-up in the paperwork, we found we were sharing quarters with the now-angry, rugged, muscular, manly deep sea fishermen.

allalone

Fortunately, we were able to engage them in a sing-along

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Unfortunately, their favorite song was, "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

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Fortunately, that song was long enough to engage them until the coastguards got us ashore

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Unfortunately, when we finally did get to shore, we realized our wealthy patron was a con artist and we were stranded, wet and broke.

ruthbru

Fortunately some navy ,who had been training in the area, had been watching us and admired out grit, so invited us to join them on their top secret mission.

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Unfortunately, as we clambered into their nuclear submarine they told us they were heading for the Persian Gulf

ruthbru

Fortunately we convinced them that we should patrol the Greek islands instead

allalone

Unfortunately, the handsome patron/con man confessed that he was wanted for grand larceny in Greece and if he was recognized we'd be nabbed as accomplices

badger

Fortunately, he was jailed w/o bail so we headed for the Aegean Sea, and the Greek Isles.

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Unfortunately pirates attacked our launch.

allalone

Fortunately, having had prior experience with the crazy fishermen, and knowing what men want, we immediately launched into another  "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall" singsong,

ruthbru

Unfortunately pirates like RUM!

allalone

Fortunately, we knew how to sing "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" and could do a pirate's jig, too!

badger

Unfortunately, one of the pirates was related to American Idol judge Simon Cowell and started harshly criticizing our performance, bringing us to tears. 

ruthbru

Fortunately another pirate who looked like Johnny Deep made the Simon Cowell pirate walk the plank.