"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

ruthbru

Fortunately she had already contacted a good lawyer who got the World Wrestling Federation to offer her a million dollar contract before she donned the spandex.

Scooter-12

Unfortunately, Melania didn't need the money and had contractual obligations elsewhere...so the spandex wrestling match was put on hold.

Anonymous

Fortunately (since Ruth needed the money) the WWF found a Melania impersonator, and scheduled the match on pay-per-view anyway! People around the world bought tickets so they could watch from home. Live tickets quickly sold out.

Finally, on the day of the big event, as thousands of crazed fans and BCO supporters screamed her name, Ruth removed her sparkling neon cape to reveal this BCO inspired outfit. Millions gasped in astonished shock.

The faux Melania was not amused. She knew she did not stand a chance against Ruth's awesomeness.

(Ruth: I hope you are amused, not offended! -windlass)

ruthbru

(OMG! Too funny! I could only wish! What I'd really, really like is those arms!)

Unfortunately, the faux Melania refused to step into the ring, so the fans did not get to see their match.

Anonymous

Fortunately, Ruth's WWF contract states that if Melania fails to fight, she forfeits the win.

Ruth wins the title of heavyweight champion of Donald Trump's heart!

She receives a huge, 3-foot check for $1 Million Dollars in front of millions of cheering viewers.

PattyPeppermint

unfortunately Donald Trump gave ruths private cell number to the public

Looking good Ruth !

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ruthbru

Fortunately Ruth had already decided to give all the money to charity and, since she had no more money, the calls stopped coming and she was left in peace.

PattyPeppermint

Unfortunately, peace and quiet was not what Ruth wanted at this time of her life.

ruthbru

Fortunately her friend, Patty, shared an idea about how they could have some fun!

PattyPeppermint

unfortunately windlass misunderstood what she thought she overheard patty saying about the fun

badger

Fortunately, Ruth is an organizer extraordinaire especially when it comes to fun. We all chipped in and she put together a big holiday bash with great music, food and drinks.

(OMG windlass those pix of Ruth are awesome!)

dismay15

Unfortunately, regardless of Ruth's entertaining prowess, and inspite of her great efforts, the whole company became nauseated from unsafe eggnog!

ruthbru

Fortunately a young, handsome doctor arrived on the scene an administered an eggnog antidote which worked perfectly and got everyone in the party mood again.

badger

Unfortunately, we could never eat eggs again.

PattyPeppermint

fortunately well we met the young handsome single dr who liked to party

MissBianca

Unfortunately, the young, handsome single doctor liked to talk about himself a lot, and showed us picture after picture of penguins (about a hundred) taken in Antarctica,... they all looked the same. He droned on and on about his yearly global expeditions. Our stomachs churned. As our disappointment set in, his boyfriend arrived, because he invited him without asking the hostess because he liked to party, too. At this point, we all vomited from the tainted eggnog anyway.🤢🤮

PattyPeppermint

fortunately we were grossed out by the eggnog but the de and friend cleaned it up

MissBianca

Unfortunately, as a token of our great appreciation for the doctor and his friend cleaning up, we offered them vintage wine and gourmet cheeses, but the Limburger cheese smelled worse than the lingering smell of vomit, and they threw up, too.

PattyPeppermint

fortunately my friend was a nurse so I just left room and let her baby them

MissBianca

Unfortunately, the doctor and his friend fell asleep, and the doctor missed all his scheduled morning surgeries.