"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

badger

Unfortunately, we were sued by Johnny Depp's lawyer for identity theft and by Disney for piracy - film piracy LOL!

ruthbru

Fortunately we had a great lawyer!

badger

Unfortunately, she was on her honeymoon - ironically, in the Greek Islands.

allalone

Fortunately, Edward Scissorhands turned up and cut all the red tape for us

badger

Unfortunately, he cut it lengthwise which doubled the amount of red tape!

ruthbru

Fortunately, he scared our foes so much that they dropped all charges.

allalone

Unfortunately, some of the charges they dropped were depth charges

badger

LOL!!  Fortunately, the sub was nimble enough to avoid the exploding depth charges.

Scooter-12

(You guys are good...lol!)

ruthbru

Unfortunately all the weaving around made some of us seasick.

badger

Fortunately, the navy guys had been issued Mal de Mer bags in their 'go-kits'

allalone

Unfortunately, we threw up before the sick bags could be found and with no change of clothes we were a mess

ruthbru

Fortunately there were some darling sailor suits that fit us just fine.

badger

Unfortunately, the Duty Officer saw us in uniform and assigned us to KP.

(kitchen patrol)

allalone

Fortunately, we were starving and didn't mind doing KP (better than being assigned to latrine duty)

badger

(ya got THAT right LOL)

Unfortunately, we were assigned to peel a mountain of raw potatoes (not delicious)

ruthbru

Fortunately the cook made fabulous potato soup and made us a special pot for our hard work.

allalone

Unfortunately, the special "pot" was really special if you know what I mean, and we started feeling inappropriately talkative and sexy

badger

Fortunately, we also got a raging case of the munchies, and ate so much we became lethargic and fell asleep before we could get ourselves into too much trouble.

ruthbru

Unfortunately when we came to the ship had been abandoned and we were alone.

allalone

Fortunately, they had left lots of 'darling sailor suits' behind so changing our clothes took our minds off our plight

badger

Unfortunately, the ship was also dead in the water and drifting off course.

texasrose361

Fortunately it drifted to a beautiful tropical island

allalone

Unfortunately, the beautiful tropical island was inhabited by Robinson Crusoe types who hadn't seen a woman for decades (let alone anyone wearing 'darling sailor suits' )

ruthbru

Fortunately, having not seen a woman in decades, they appreciated our great beauty and treated us like queens!

allalone

Unfortunately, just as we were getting accustomed to being treated like queens a tribe of ferocious gorillas turned up.

ruthbru

Fortunately both we and they knew sign language.

badger

Unfortunately, we didn't know the local idioms and unwittingly insulted the silverback (troop leader).

elmcity69

fortunately, the silverback loved our sailor suits, so we gave him one and that smoothed it over.

ruthbru

Unfortunately the gorillas would not help us to escape until we made them the Bananas Foster dessert they had been reading about in a Paula Dean's cookbook that had washed ashore in a (big) bottle.