"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

lovemygarden

Unfortunately, we are all starting to gain weight! 

AsiaYM

Unfortuately, limo won't show up till one hour later.

suzwes

Fortunately, even though the limo was an hour late, I showed up to the soiree fashionably late.

Scooter-12

Unfortunately, even being fashionably late, I was still the first one to arrive.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, I get very tongue-tied when meeting the rich and famous.

AsiaYM

Fortunately, I have a fabulous secretary to help me with charming words.

suzwes

Fortunately my best friend showed up and she could help me with charming words.

lovemygarden

Unfortunately, when a tall dark handsome Saudi Arabian prince (heir to a vast oil fortune) began to make conversation with me in Arabic, my best friend did not know any charming Arabic words for me to reply in.

suzwes

Fortunately, the tall dark handsome Saudi Arabian prince had his best friend with him and he could understand English and translate for us.

lovemygarden

Fortunately, his best friend was just as goodlooking and almost as rich!

ruthbru

Fortunately, in his culture he could have multiple wives (that was his spin on things anyway).

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, he is not my choice of loving and caring husband.

ruthbru

Fortunately, there were quite a few attractive eligible bachelors at the party.

Twylight

Unfortunately, all of them were gay!

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, Just found out, sorry, they are all gay.  Darn,darn....

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, one of us forgot her beautiful purse at the soiree, had to go back to get it.

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, we got stopped by a police officer for DUI check on the way back.

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, he got re-married recently and gone for honey moon on the world cruise, won't be back soon.

ruthbru

Fortunately, all the police officers were smitten with my great beauty.

AsiaYM

Unfortunately, all the police officers don't know what to do next.

ruthbru

Fortunately they decide to give me a police escort to my private jet at the airport

hbcheryl

Unfortunately I had forgotten I'd given the pilots the night off

ruthbru

Unfortunately, I didn't have time to fuel up before my hasty get-a-way, so I won't get far.

AsiaYM

Fortunately, gas fuel trunk was just around the corner and we took off without delay.

AsiaYM

Fortunately, we had oxygen on board and you were alert right away and we kept on pinching you.

AsiaYM

Fortunately, we would go where control tower could lead us.  We were very easily pleased at that time.

ruthbru

Unfortunately where we landed was at a spooky deserted airport out in the desert.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, the whole deserted airport is overrun with scorpions.

AsiaYM

Fortunately, we were able to radio nearby oasis resort to get us out of there by helicopter and our extravagant party continued.

suzwes

Unfortunately, all of the extravagant parties had worn me out and I fell asleep during the continuing party.