"Fortunately, Unfortunately"
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Unfortunately, the learned of my desire to steal their formula.
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fortunately, they believed I had special powers after I won a floating contest due to my overinflated tissue expanders
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Unfortunately, I tripped on the sharp coral as I tried to escape with the formula, and popped my 'floatation devices'!
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Fortunately I had spare set, nicer than the ones that popped and was able to hypnotize them into thinking that I was their queen and they must do whatever I say.
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Unfortunately, they worshipped and adored me too much to let me leave.
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Fortunately, I needed a vacation so didn't need to leave immediately.
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Unfortunately, my Publisher called to tell me the book "You Know You Are a Cancer Patient When..." was in final revisions, and I needed to get back to NYC ASAP to meet with the other Sisters/writers from BreastCancer.Org....
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Fortunately, 2 of the mermen said they would accompany me to New York and be my escorts to the gala affairs that I was also invited to.
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Unfortately, they don't fit very well into a tuxedo with their tails and all!
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Fortunately Project Runway was filming and their task was to make mermen tuxedos
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hbcheryl....LOLOLOLOL!!!!
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Unfortunately, the merman didn't see the need to hide their assets.
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Glad to oblige squidwitch..... watchu doing awake at 1 o'clock in the morning.
Fortunately it's summer in the city so it is appropriate for assets to be on display....
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Unfortunately, we are mobbed by reporters.
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Fortunately with their swishing tails we are able to clear a path and make it through to the banquet.
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Unfortunately, the banquet was a seafood buffet, which infuriated the mermen.
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Fortunately "The Village People" were performing on stage and I was able to distract them by teaching them the YMCA dance.
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Unfortunately, the mermen jumped (or hopped) onstage and were mobbed by hundreds of adoring women.
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Fortunately, security stepped between them and the fans and we were able to escape in our stretch limousine.
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Unfortunately, the stretch limousine got a flat tire half way to our luxury hotel, the Waldorf!
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Fortunately our chauffeur was quickly able to change it and we were on our way to our penthouse suite.
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Unfortunately, our penthouse suite had not been cleaned up from the latest rock star who had just stayed there.
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Fortunately, the mermen were excellent cleaners and soon had the suite cleaned, and champagne chilling in a silver bucket.
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Unfortunately, I tripped over the bucket and cut my chin before I could taste the champagne.
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Fortunately, the mermen kissed the boo boo, and it felt all better!
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Unfortunately, kissing the boo boo is as far as they got because I fell asleep
Suzette
Diagnosis: 4/3/2009, IDC, 2cm, Stage IIb, Grade 2, 1/3 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2- -
Fortunately, the boo boo was gone when you woke up!
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Unfortunately, when we tried to check out the next morning, we didn't have enough money to pay the bill.
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Fortunately we were the one millionth guests and our room and all food and berverages were comped by the management.
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Unfortunately, all the time out of the water was adversely affecting the mermen's health.
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