"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

ruthbru

Here is a game that looks fun to try.  I found in the Parade Magazine in the Sunday paper.

You take whatever sentence you want and make a story by alternating sentences with the words 'fortunately, unfortunately'.

For instance:

"Unfortunately, there is a tiger in the car."

"Fortunately, he doesn't eat women."

"Unfortunately, he looks really, really hungry!"

"Fortunately, I have a large piece of raw meat in my purse." etc. etc.

I'll start:

Unfortunately, it is very hot and humid today.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, we have a 50% chance of rain.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, severe storms are likely.

Frankie_

Fortunately, the gardens and grass will be watered!

Leah_S

Unfortunately, it will also water the ragweed.

ruthbru

Fortunately, I have a pet goat who loves to eat ragweed.

SunnyCoconut

Unfortunately, he ran away.

lvtwoqlt

Fortunately, I was allergic to his fur.

Suzanne3131

Unfortunately, he also mowed the grass

Suzanne3131

Ruth What a cute game!!

ruthbru

 I thought it sounded fun .

Fortunately, my hunky neighbor volunteered to take over the grass mowing duties.

Scooter-12

Fun game Ruth 

Unfortunately, his wife objected.

pj12

Fun!

Fortunately, she is in California right now. 

Suzanne3131

Unfortunately, she is away at a "Medical Spa" 

SunnyCoconut

Fortunately, I am a natural beauty that can open doors with just a smile.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, when I opened the door, it was his wife who had returned home early!

SunnyCoconut

That was great!

Fortunately, I had my handsome husband with me, so it was no big deal!

Suzanne3131

Unfortunately, she came to borrow a cup of milk....and I was fresh out!

Leah_S

Fortunately, she left right away so didn't have a chance to get fresh herself.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, I noticed that she had an evil glint in her eyes!

Leah_S

Fortunately, it turned out to be a tinted contact lens.

eileen1955

Unfortunately, she had a third eye.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, her bangs covered it up.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, she was a member of a coven of witches!

Leah_S

Fortunately, the name of the coven was The Peanut Butter Sand-Witches.

ruthbru

Ha, Ha!

Unfortunately, she had nabbed my goat; to make goat blood jelly to spread on the peanut butter sand-witches!

suzwes

Fortunately, my goat got out of the witches clutches and ran back home.

ruthbru

unfortunately, the whole coven chased him on their brooms and showed up on my doorstep with wands drawn.

Leah_S

Fortunately, I was able to persuade them to use their brooms to sweep up the sand.

pickle

Unfortunately they swept it into my eyes

hbcheryl

Fortunately I had just tossed my head and my long flowing blonde locks sent it scattering in he wind