"Fortunately, Unfortunately"
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Unfortunately, the people who lived there weren't thrilled by our presence.
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Fortunately, the howler monkeys liked us but our "hosts" were afraid of them.
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Unfortunately, the monkeys decided to trash the place and left us with the bill!
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Fortunately, the storm was over by then so we left in the helicopter, leaving the bill behind.
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Unfortunately, another storm blew up and we were forced to land on the rim of a volcanic island.
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Fortunately, the storm subsided and the volcano was inactive
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Unfortunately, and suddenly, a huge serpent rose up from the mouth of the vocano.
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Fortunately, the serpent was able to talk to us and told us he was very friendly.
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Unfortunately, he had a look about him that suggested that might not be true.
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Fortunately, we were armed with a can of mace.
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Unfortunately, it was almost empty.
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Fortunately, I was a snake charmer and hypnotized the serpent.
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Unfortunately, he came out of his trance before we could make our escape.
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Fortunately, he was a vegetarian so didn't want to eat us - he wanted to be our friend!
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Unfortunately, he breathes fire, so when he came in for a cuddle, we got burnt!
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Fortunately, we brought big jars of Aquafor.
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Unfortunately, someone had pulled a switcharoo and it was really vasoline (ouch).
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Fortunately the only one that used it was the one that did the switcharoo.
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Unfortunately, we are still stuck on the island with a friendly, fire breathing serpent who wants to wants to hang out with us.
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Fortunately, I discovered I had a package of baking soda in my pocket so I put out the fire.
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Unfortunately the serpent had a pack of matches and lit himself back up.
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Fortunately, our pilot was able to start up the helicopter and we made a quick get-a-way.
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Unfortunately, once airborne all we could see was water.
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Fortunately , we could see land on the horizon.
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Unfortunately, the engine started making a loud, clunking noise!
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Fortunatley, we spotted a cruise ship with a helipad and decided to land.
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Unfortunately, when we landed we discovered that pirates had taken over the ship.
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Fortunately, we were in no mood to meet the pirates demands..so we retook the ship and headed for the lounge.
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Unfortunatey the lounge was full of aliens from a distant planet.
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Fortunately they had no idea what liquor was so didn't bother us.
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