"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

ruthbru

Fortunately, their bartender mixed 'out of this world' drinks!

Anonymous

Unfortunately they left us the bill.

badger

Fortunately, the bill was only twenty dollars!

ruthbru

Unfortunately, all our money was accidentally burnt up by the serpent so we couldn't pay.

hbcheryl

Fortunately there were slot machines in the bar and I found a quarter on the floor put it in the "Wheel of Fortune" slot machine and hit the jackpot.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, the whistles and lights on the machine scared the aliens.

hbcheryl

Fortunately the lights went down and music started playing so we were able to calm them by "cutting a rug" with them on the dance floor.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, they liked us so much they decided to bring us home with them to their planet.

hbcheryl

Fortunately I love to travel .......

ruthbru

Unfortunately, if we are transported to their planet, it is doubtful that we will ever see Earth again.

hbcheryl

Fortunately the battery is flat on their spaceship.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, they call for a reinforcement ship to come and pick us all up.

'night!

Scooter-12

Fortunately, there was a meteor shower and they weren't able to make the trip.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, a meteor hit and sunk our ship.

Anonymous

Fortunately we had our life jackets on and floated to the surface.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, we are being circled by sharks.

Leah_S

Fortunately we are lawyers so they don't attack us (professional courtesy).

Anonymous

Unfortunately pirates drinking rum sailed by.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, they were in a drunken stupor, so we were able to comandeer their vessel.

jrgolomb

Unfortunately the engine wouldn't start and drunken sailors started to sober up!

Anonymous

Fortunately we got them all to walk the plank into a sea full of hungry sharks.

SunnyCoconut

Unfortunately, the plank broke off before all of them made it into the sea.

Anonymous

Fortunately the ones that were left very nice and hospitable and we had a banquet of the finest foods and wine.

badger

Unfortunately, we realized too late we had consumed all of the ship's provisions. 

hbcheryl

Fortunately we were able to spear a couple of sharks so at least we could have a nice seafood buffet.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, a huge storm had blown up out of nowhere.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, land was in sight.

suzwes

Unfortunately, a rougue wave ahead of the storm hit the ship before we got to land.

ruthbru

Fortunately, we were wearing our life jackets.

jrgolomb

Unfortunately we were one life jacket short.