"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

Unfortunately, we had no ice for our cocktails.

Unfortunately, there was a hungry polar bear on that passing iceberg.

Unfortunately, the splash created by the bear diving into the sea soaked us completely.

Unfortunately, the rugged, muscular, many deep sea fisherman were members of the Dharma Initiative, and planned to hold us captive with the Smoke Monster.  (Why I watched any of that show is beyond me, lol)

Fortunately, we were all non-smokers so were immune to the Smoke Monster's powers.

Fortunately, the handsome patron was able to calm the R, M, M D S fishermen by offering them a million dollars to take us ashore

Fortunately, a coastguard boat arrived, arrested the fishermen and took us on board

Fortunately, we were able to engage them in a sing-along

Fortunately, that song was long enough to engage them until the coastguards got us ashore

Fortunately, he was jailed w/o bail so we headed for the Aegean Sea, and the Greek Isles.

Fortunately, having had prior experience with the crazy fishermen, and knowing what men want, we immediately launched into another  "A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall" singsong,

Fortunately, we knew how to sing "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" and could do a pirate's jig, too!