"Fortunately, Unfortunately"
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Fortunately, there were enough life rafts for all of us.
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Unfortunately, the wind was so strong it tipped us right out of the rafts and back into the stormy sea again.
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Fortunately, we washed ashore and were met by coconut oiled beef cake with welcoming umbrella drinks in hand.
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Unfortunately I had a few too many umbrella drinks and found myself sleeping under a palm tree.
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Fortunately, when I awoke, a beef-cake man was massaging my back with coconut oil.
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Unfortunately he ran out of coconut oil so we sat and chatted.
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Fortunately, he did have a large pitcher of daiquiris which he was willing to share.
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Unfortunately he invited the rest of beef-cake friends to join us.
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Fortunately, I can multi-task!
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Unfortunately, I had a delayed allergic reaction to the coconut oil. Red, rashy and very itchy~!
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Fortunately, the beef-cake guys massaged a soothing cream onto my rash, immediately relieving my symptoms.
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unfortunately, I threw my neck and back out and now I can hardly move!
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fortunately, the head beef cake named Thor gently picked me up and brought me back to his lair, where there are magical healing waters...
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Unfortunately he tried to put some moves on me...
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Fortunately, I rather enjoy it when someone flirts with me!
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Unfortunately flirting OR moves made me go mad and I knocked him out and went back in to the healing waters to get my mates.
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fortunately, they were rejuvinated and now in the company of a beautiful Centaur
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Unfortunately, the Centaur lifted me on to his back and flew off leaving the rest of my party behind.
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Fortunately, The Centaur took me to another tropical paradise.
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Unfortunately all we had to eat was crab and lobster.
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oops
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Fortunately, mermen emerged from the sea bearing bottles of pink champagne.
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Unfortunately, I don't like pink champagne
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Fortunately, they also offered a large variety of other wines and sparkling waters.
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Unfortunately, I accepted a little too much of the wine and passed out.
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Fortunately when I came around I found that the mermen had kept me warm with linens of gold and pillows made from the highest quality of silk.
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Unfortunately, I had a horrid hotflash and had to whip off the gold linens.
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Fortunately, the mermen served me a magic cooling nectar which took care of the hot flash.
(talk about fantasy!)
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Unfortunately, the magic cooling nectar was patent pending, so I was not going to achieve great wealth by stealing the formula...
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Fortunately, the mermen were so attractive that I didn't even care!
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