"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

chrissyb

Fortunately I had learned how to fly

suzwes

Unfortunately, I don't know how to fly this type of plane.

ruthbru

Fortunately, I was able to wing it,  it get the plane it the air.

suzwes

Unfortunately, I'm almost out of gas.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, there is a clearing ahead and I can land there.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, once I land I am surrounded by the unfriendly, hungry looking canibals who inhabit the island!

Scooter-12

Fortunately, I'm on the thin side and don't look very appetizing.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, the canibal king fancies skinny women and wants to make me his (27th) wife.

candie1971

Fortunately his other wives are upset and help me get away.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, there is no way to get off the island!

Leah_S

Fortunately, a friendly dolphin came along and offered me a ride.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, we found some gas on the other side of the island and we were able to refuel the plane.

suzwes

Unfortunately the engine didn't start and the dolphin said "later" cause we found the gas.

suzwes

unfortunately I couldn't stay on the dolphin's back.

ruthbru

Fortunately, a passing aircraft carrier plucked me from the water.

suzwes

Unfortunately the Navy had heard of the accident.

ruthbru

Fortunately, the captain was an old boyfriend of mine.

SunnyCoconut

Unfortunately he has not gotten any smarter or better looking than before.

suzwes

fortunately he still thought I was very attractive and available

ruthbru

Unfortunately, I am not (available), but I didn't let him know this.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, when we docked I was able to slip away unnoticed.

Leah_S

Unfortunately, I didn't have any money with me for cabfare.

candie1971

Fortunately I ran into a friend from long ago who gave me a ride.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, we ended up getting lost in the seedy part of a foreign city.

Scooter-12

Fortunately. we were dressed like the locals so no one noticed us.

WellWater

Unfortunately one inebriated seedy-man thought I was his long lost sweetheart

suzwes

fortunately he passed out just has he went to hug me.

Scooter-12

Unfortunately, when he passed out he fell on me and I hit my head.

ruthbru

Fortunately, when I came to I was being attended to by Dr. Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love.

SunnyCoconut

Unfortunately, I realized I was naked!