"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

Raj20

Unfortunately, the Air Hostess  drops  hot coffee on my lap  while boarding in flight  as a result, I was bedridden for almost  15 days.

WellWater

Fortunately, I have great insurance which paid for the best care money could buy AND I had a wonderful book to read (recommended by Ruth on the Book Lovers Thread)

ruthbru

Unfortunately, as a result of laying around, reading and eating all that yummy cake; I gained a bunch of weight!

pj12

Fortunately, I still have my fat clothes from before I lost weight.

Suzanne3131

Unfortunately, they fit just fine 

pj12

Fortunately, no one notices how out of style they are.

suzwes

Fortunately, I just won a health club membership and can start exercising.

Dilly

Fortunately Martha Stewart, Ashton Kucher and Jennifer Anniston all want to market my blue-tarp jumpsuits, and they are having a bidding war for my designs..

SunnyCoconut

unfortunately, I can't meet with them because I am so sweaty from exercising at the gym and all my clothes are out of style.

suzwes

Fortunately, the gym has a shower and it's Halloween so I can wear a costume.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, someone thought I had dressed up like the Good Year Blimp .

suzwes

Fortunately, flying objects were the theme at the Halloween Party I went to so I fit in well.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, one of the flying objects was a bat who tried to make a nest in my hair.

suzwes

Fortunately, Mr. Bat came by and lured the bat making the nest away from my hair.

pickle

Fortunately Sam, the Red Caped Super Hero, came to my rescue

suzwes

Unfortunately he tripped and fell before I was totally rescued.

SunnyCoconut

Fortunately, I had my blimp costume on so I switched on the motor and floated into the air.

pickle

Unfortunately there was a gaggle of geese that punctured the blimp...

Leah_S

Fortunately, the gaggle made me giggle so much I floated down slowly.

pickle

Unfortuantely while floating down ever so gently...I got hung up on a tree that was full of bees

ruthbru

Fortunately, they were a new breed of stingless bees.

candie1971

Unfortunately, I  couldn't figure out how to get down out of the tree.

Suzanne3131

Fortunately, I had my handy dandy swiss army tool!

ruthbru

Unfortunately, it dropped to the ground as I tried to open it.

Suzanne3131

Fortunately, my years of gymnastic training was about to come in handy.

Scooter-12

Fortunately, the fire department showed up with their ladder truck and sent me on my way.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, when I vaulted out of the tree I landed on top of the sheriff!

suzwes

fortunately he was still after the band of hoodlem children so he got up and kept on going.

ruthbru

Unfortunately, he appointed me as his deputy and ordered me to follow him.

suzwes

fortunately he couldn't run fast so I could keep up