"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

Fortunately, we get to keep our fabulous new wardrobes.

Fortunately, the old saying is true: it's not what you know, it's who you know, and we have connections.  Within the week, we all find great jobs with fabulous expense accounts.

Fortunately, a counter-offer has come in from Donald Trump, and he doesn't want to upset Milania, so we would be business employees only.  And we well get paid for doing whatever we want to, no job description at all.  Only one stipulation...none of us can cut his hair.

Fortunately,  while en route to the City, we had stopped in Albany NY and purchased the winning Mega-Millions ticket!  With our 319 million dollar jackpot, even after taxes, we are rich rich rich and don't have to work for either creep.  We are footloose and fancy free in NYC!!!

Fortunately, we have the brilliant idea to reenact some of our favorite scenes from movies set in New York, so we head on over to FAO Schwartz to play the Big floor piano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KosJK_ZMMu0

Bummer, my Trump-busting super powers arrived several pages too late!

Let me catch up.

Fortunately since we won the Mega Millions we have plenty of money, so we bought them a new piano, and everyone was happy.

Fortunately, we are not far from Fifth Avenue so we check into the Plaza and head for Saks.

Fortunately a strong wind happened, dirt blew in their eyes and they were forced to close them before we could be put under their spell............................

Unfortunately, he doesn't take our insurance so we have to pay cash in advance, but we spent all our cash-on-hand partying hearty last night.

Unfortunately, he wants us to be guinea pigs for experimental procedures on our teeth.