"Fortunately, Unfortunately"

ruthbru

Unfortunately after all the hassle, we have lost our job!

badger

Fortunately, we get to keep our fabulous new wardrobes.

ruthbru

Unfortunately we need to find another job, because it is expensive to maintain our great beauty!

badger

Fortunately, the old saying is true: it's not what you know, it's who you know, and we have connections.  Within the week, we all find great jobs with fabulous expense accounts.

ruthbru

Unfortunately we find out our secret benefactor is Hugh Hefner and he wants us to be his girlfriends!!!

Meece

Fortunately, a counter-offer has come in from Donald Trump, and he doesn't want to upset Milania, so we would be business employees only.  And we well get paid for doing whatever we want to, no job description at all.  Only one stipulation...none of us can cut his hair.

ruthbru

Unfortunately his hair creeps us out so much that we just can not accept his offer.

badger

Fortunately,  while en route to the City, we had stopped in Albany NY and purchased the winning Mega-Millions ticket!  With our 319 million dollar jackpot, even after taxes, we are rich rich rich and don't have to work for either creep.  We are footloose and fancy free in NYC!!!

ruthbru

Unfortunately we just can not decide what marvelous thing we should do first !

badger

Fortunately, we have the brilliant idea to reenact some of our favorite scenes from movies set in New York, so we head on over to FAO Schwartz to play the Big floor piano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KosJK_ZMMu0

Anonymous

Fortunately, we all get shades with superpowers to block the Trump doo.

Anonymous

Bummer, my Trump-busting super powers arrived several pages too late!

Let me catch up.

Anonymous

Unfortunately, we break the piano with our high heels and have to pay for it.

duckyb1

Fortunately since we won the Mega Millions we have plenty of money, so we bought them a new piano, and everyone was happy.

ruthbru

Unfortunately , we broke our heels so have to go do some MORE shopping.

badger

Fortunately, we are not far from Fifth Avenue so we check into the Plaza and head for Saks.

duckyb1

Unfortunately they did not have my size in the style I liked, so I just bought sneakers so I could enjoy the rest of the walkl (feet were hurting)

ruthbru

Fortunately the night was young, and we are rich, beautiful and ready to party!!! 

badger

Unfortunately, our 'spidey sense' starts to tingle when we meet up with some guys who are very good-looking and exceedingly polite but surrounded with an aura of mystery.   

ruthbru

Fortunately, because our daughters and nieces have all read the Twilight Series, we recognize that they are vampires before things go too far.

badger

Unfortunately, we have looked into their eyes...

duckyb1

Fortunately a strong wind happened, dirt blew in their eyes and they were forced to close them before we could be put under their spell............................

badger

Unfortunately, the memory lingered and tugged at us nevertheless.

ruthbru

Unfortunately that one look had mesmerized us; we were rooted in place. Even though we knew we were in danger, we could not force ourselves to flee.

duckyb1

So we stayed, and oh what a wild time we had.............You vampires are so naughty .

ruthbru

Unfortunately, necking with vampires has risks. When we noticed our teeth feeling very sharp and started ordering our steaks blood rare, we knew we were in trouble.

Meece

Fortunately there was a cosmetic dentist in the restaturant and he noticed what was happening.  Since we had partied the night away, he went to the windows and opened the blinds, letting streams of sunlight in, and releasing us from the trance.  He then whisked us to his office for some special dental work to undo the fangs and make us all have milion dollar smiles.

badger

Unfortunately, he doesn't take our insurance so we have to pay cash in advance, but we spent all our cash-on-hand partying hearty last night.

Meece

Fortunately, he is hosting the "International Conference of Cosmetic Dentists" this week so he said if we helped him out, we could call it even.

badger

Unfortunately, he wants us to be guinea pigs for experimental procedures on our teeth.