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  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Oh, Lisa, have a great time. Shelley, I think your chemo curls are cute!!

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Well, not Dover Calais but nearby!

  • Elisimo
    Elisimo Member Posts: 1,601
    edited April 2011

    Lisa - Bon Voyage!  Have a great time and take lots of layers so you can be comfortable no matter what the weather is like.  We will miss you, but looking forward to lots of great pics when you get back.

  • QCA
    QCA Member Posts: 1,539
    edited April 2011

    Have a WONDERFUL TIME, Lisa!!!

    Kathy

  • susgul
    susgul Member Posts: 152
    edited April 2011
    Lisa, hope your trip is everything you want it to be.  Enjoy!  I'm looking forward to many new pics.
  • SoCalLisa
    SoCalLisa Member Posts: 13,961
    edited April 2011

    wow just came back in here and look at all the well wishes..

    thanks so much

    BTW I ended up playing Monoply with my grandson for 4 hours

    and he won..that luck son of a gun...

    Now to get down to doing what I have to do....

    50 pounds for suitcase...hmmmm

    carry on

    purse

    passport and tickets..

    and never forget my cameras

    now will they harass me for the prosthesis???

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Have a wonderful time, Lisa.  Hope the weather is great and know you will have lots of wonderful photos to share and tales to tell us when you get back. 

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Hope it is a great trip Lisa.

    Can I come and carry your bags?

  • 3jaysmom
    3jaysmom Member Posts: 4,266
    edited April 2011
  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Lisa, I hope you can sleep on planes. That is a Looooong trip!!

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011
  • Elisimo
    Elisimo Member Posts: 1,601
    edited April 2011

    Ok Ladies, This is from Marybe - she wanted it posted so here it is. 

     

    An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0011.gif

     

    He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' 

     

    Ida figured, what the heck! She hadn't found 

    anything else. So she bought the frog. She placed 

    him in the car, on the front seat beside her. 

    As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!

     

     

    So, Ida figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. 

    IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince 

     


    THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED IDA'S KISS. 

     

    SUDDENLY IDA FELT HERSELF 

    TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW 

    CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IDA TURNED INTO? 

     

    COME ON GUESS! 

     

     

     

    SHE TURNED INTO 

    the first Holiday Inn 

    SHE COULD FIND!!!

     

    She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!!

    OLD LADIES ROCK 

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0077.gif   

     

     

  • GramE
    GramE Member Posts: 5,056
    edited April 2011

    Thanks for the morning chuckle.   Hugs, Nancy

  • SoCalLisa
    SoCalLisa Member Posts: 13,961
    edited April 2011

    I can't see the pictures, but the joke is great, thanks

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    Thank you AmyJo....I could not figure out how to copy it and thought the ladies would enjoy it.  Lisa, I thought you would be en route by now.  Are you going to buy your grandson some little wooden shoes? ..although if he is playing board games guess he would be too old for those.

  • 3jaysmom
    3jaysmom Member Posts: 4,266
    edited April 2011

    amy jo:i got the email from marybe, but dont know how to do what you did.. its' a hysterical joke, so thanks, marybe, for trying to get it to us..

       now, take a lesson from amy jo, and you'll have another feather in your cap, computer wise. i may try later, im still trying to figure out some stuff on my computer, yet, here...

       hope Lisa is off to a GREAT ADVENTURE!!!!(with lots of pictures, of that im sure!!!)     3jays

  • Isabella4
    Isabella4 Member Posts: 2,166
    edited April 2011

    Lisa, have a lovely trip, sorry I'm late with the bon voyage, I just forgot ! 

    We need lots of photos.

    Isabella. 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    OK, so what happened to the pic of the hunk the frog turned into and why was it deleted by photobucket?  I saw it when you first put the post on earlier.....is this a patent thing or was it censored?  I am not feeling like a very lively older woman this evening...these 7 AM start days are wearing me out....so I am going to take a nap because t hat sounds a lot better than dinner right now .   

  • Elisimo
    Elisimo Member Posts: 1,601
    edited April 2011

    I'll check into what happened, DD#2 sometimes uses my photobucket and deletes some of my silly stuff so that may be what happened. If so Ill put them back and tell her to leave them alone.

    edited to add - She had not done anything to the photos in photobucket so I do not know what happened.  Deleted the other one and posted it again. 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

    He's back Amy!!.....and so is the pic of the Holiday Inn so I don't know what's up....guess DD didn't think mom was being too risque after all!! 

  • Elisimo
    Elisimo Member Posts: 1,601
    edited April 2011

    One more time.... 

     

    An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

     

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0011.gif

     

     

     

     

    He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' 

     

    Ida figured, what the heck! She hadn't found 

    anything else. So she bought the frog. She placed 

    him in the car, on the front seat beside her. 

    As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'! 

     

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0022.gif

     

    So, Ida figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. 

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0033.gif

     

     

    IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince 

     

     

     

     

     

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0044.jpg

     

     

    THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED IDA'S KISS. 

     

    SUDDENLY IDA FELT HERSELF 

    TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW 

    CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IDA TURNED INTO? 

     

    COME ON GUESS! 

     

     

     

    SHE TURNED INTO 

    the first Holiday Inn 

    SHE COULD FIND!!!

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0055.jpg

     

    She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!!

    OLD LADIES ROCK 

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0066.gif  http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0077.gif

     

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0099.gif

    http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k495/grammie89/image0088.gif 

  • marlegal
    marlegal Member Posts: 2,264
    edited April 2011

    Loved it!!!  Lisa, I think you're already on your way, but know that I would have added my Bon Voyage had I been here in time!

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    How adorable!! I would have done the same thing. HOTTIE!

    Lisa is winging her way to Holland. Please. Lisa, we need LOTS of tulip pix. I love them and they will now grow here in FL unless I buy a pot of them and refrigerate the bulbs when spent then try to start them in the spring.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    I do love the frog story, made me laugh.

  • Elisimo
    Elisimo Member Posts: 1,601
    edited April 2011

    Alyson- that was the point - to give everyone a giggle or at least a smile.

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Alyson, so glad your scan is done. Yuck. Please let us know when you get the results. Prayers for you!

  • heartnsoul76
    heartnsoul76 Member Posts: 1,648
    edited April 2011

    Barbara - I love the Georgia Aquarium - did you know it's the largest aquarium in the world? It was donated to the city of Atlanta by one of the founders of Home Depot. They always have nice parties there. Haven't been to the new World of Coke, although it's a few years old. Isn't that always the way...

    Had a nice, quiet time at the beach. Wish I was still there, I came home to a mess and have been working on everything non-stop since! Taxes, for one thing...should have taken care of that before I left, for sure!

    This weekend is the Dogwood Festival - I had planned on going but I think the stress since I got back has worn me out. I'm going to cancel my plans and turn off the phone and try to re-charge again, because there's big problems coming up next week regarding my mother's estate and sibling rivalry. It's ridiculous - you would think we were still teenagers or something!

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Oh, HnS, I feel your pain. When it comes to money, all bets are off.

  • BarbaraA
    BarbaraA Member Posts: 7,378
    edited April 2011

    Lisa should be on her crusie ship floating down the river past fields of tulips by now.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 4,308
    edited April 2011

    Gosh I need a drink to calm my nerves waiting for scan results. Hopefully it will be another fibrous cyst that is benign.

    Loved to be in Holland, was there years ago but not at tulip time. 

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