Lets start another story, please? I'll start.

spar2

be able to concentrate on my tan and growing my hair.  I probaby will be able to finally think through all my problems and work on....

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myself for a change.  I ordered one of those lovely daiquiris w/an umbrella and fell asleep in the sun only to wake up to my skin being extremely burnt and my head white as snow w/ raccoon eyes.  What about the A.T.B.M ? ! Tyra is going to..................

WellWater

throw her cellphone at me and then slap me - boy that girl needs some anger management classes.  I've got to get out of here before she sees me - I think I'll take the elevator to the top floor and break into the penthouse, I saw someone in disguise checking in and I think I know that it's....................

spar2

Michael Jackson and his kids.  There is a merry go round in the living room of the penthouse and toys and candy were everywhere.  I loaded up on candy and cookies and snuck back to my room.  Lotion cooled my sunburn but I look awful, will have to hideout for a few days....

kbugmom

the new and improved me. I am strutting my stuff, head held high knowing i am a winner. I am a new

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woman...well yes I am a new woman as I USED to be a man...but that besides the point.  I began using foundation on my white head and covered up my circles and was ready for Tyra............

kbugmom

but decided to go back to where i grew up . back to my roots. There i found

spar2

an old girlfriend who was now mayor of the town.  She had also had b.c. and was showing me her new implants and nipples when we heard a siren, the police car pulled up......

kbugmom

the female cop said let me show you mine. wow she was ......

LUVmy2girlZ

Like "Where can you find an officer when you need one !?" Then she laughed and she flipped those puppies out faster than she could draw a gun!  Then, I saw all these cameras and heard the music " Bad Girls Bad Girls whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad Girls" then...............

WellWater

the producer of COPS said I was such a natural - the cameras loved me and would I be interested in my own tv show?  Would I?  Wow, you bet.  So I went back tot he studio with him and who was there but................

Calypso

....this very attractive woman with an obvious chemo head... I thought I recognized her, omigod, she was my long lost brother, who had also had a sex change.  What terrible luck that just a few months after we got our boobs we both got breast cancer.  We cried and then went to the coffee room for a cup of java, where we saw, much to our surprise...

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Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, 5cm, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-

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A womans support group for BC patients!  They had pink boa's and pink ribbons and we...............

WellWater

fought over the last boa they had......boy my brother/sister is a lot stronger than I am.  So I volunteered to go out and club Boa's for their pelts so we'd have more to pass out - everyone looked at me like I was crazy - what's up with that?  So I wrapped the boa around my brother/sister's neck and dragged him/her out of there to start our own..............

Calypso

....little boa farm at the old place where we grew up together back in the 70s.  Painted the place pink and put lots of ......

LUVmy2girlZ

disco balls, ribbons, lace and all the falses you can handle !  It was picture perfect...yes, this was going to be my new..................

kbugmom

calling in life or till something better comes along. like....

Calypso

...selling blow-up dolls door to door....but wait!  I used to have a blow-up doll back when i was hanging around with Kippy!  Why can't I remember what happened to them?  Perhaps my memory was altered that time when....

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Drank all those Margaritas on Cinco de Mayo!  Kippy and I were doing body shots with his Dog and I...........

WellWater

may have blew out my chemo brain - EEK.  Time to check back in with the onc who has magic flush chemo out of brain pills.  Kippy wants me to sell Viagra pills but I just read a story that sex that takes longer than 3-13 minutes is enough so perhaps we'll see Quckie V pills - I can see it all now............

kbugmom

I will do commercials. Wonder what to wear and who will be my partener. maybe will be someone good like me. Let me think might be...

Calypso

...Enya.  She always looks good with no hair.  I finally managed to reach her on her private line, and we agreed to a meeting someplace where the paparazzi couldn't find us - on the...

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ice rink at the Mall!  After all I can always ice skate to her music.  We began with some figure eights and began chatting about a contract when all of a sudden we say Winona Ryder getting arrested and the Pops were there in a flash!!  They..................

kbugmom

broke the camera on her. so i lose out again on attention. I want everyone tyo know it is all about me i tell you. but oh well maybe...

spar2

I can get in good with winona and she will let me stay at her place since she won't be needing it for a while.  I went to the county jail and offered to call my lawyer for her and she.....

kbugmom

said oh no dear i love the guards. I said oh well enjoy. Weird people out there am I the only normal one. Well am I......

LUVmy2girlZ

going to send her a gift just the same...perhaps, an edible doll!  I left only to realize that she had stolen my lip stick!  I went back and there she was wearing my passionate pink!!  I said Winona, you messed with the wrong..............

kbugmom

creature. lol I told her you could have asked. I would have said no but you should have asked. Well now you are in deep...

LUVmy2girlZ

doo doo! She stood up, walked a complete circle around me with her hands on her hips and said, " Brrrang it "  Oh my, is she serious ?! I just looked at her while her eyes were popping out of her head and she had MY lipstick clinging onto her white teeth and I said,.................