Lets start another story, please? I'll start.

WellWater

teeth capped in gold like Johnny Depp in his Pirates role - you know Johnny and I are very close friends, why we even share..............

LUVmy2girlZ

stories, we actually used to play Pirates together, I would scream"Ahoy Mattie!" and he'd scream, "Ahoy Lady!"

I'd laugh until.......

Harley44

I pee'd my pants!! 

Anyway, we used to dress up and play sex games together.  Once...

LUVmy2girlZ

OMG...LOL

I greased him head to toe in Aquaphor, put baby cornstarch under his arms (anyone who had rads can relate) and rolled him in feathers! 

Then asked him to be my.............

Harley44

(I always wanted to use that one, about sex games!)

(Sorry, I'm getting a visual, of the cornstarch & feathers!   This game is SO much fun!)

...Valentine!  So, we got dressed, and went out to dinner at the Officers Club, where...

spar2

we danced all night, and discussed getting married, having kids.Trying to decide where we will......

Harley44

honeymoon, we got a little tipsy, drinking too much wine, and...

WellWater

I accidentally broke his nose while showing him my Tae Kwon Do moves - he was so upset he never spoke to me again so I..............

LUVmy2girlZ

began stalking him!  I couln't get over the past I kept........

Lynn12

..dreaming about him.  I couldn't clear my mind of the fun times we had.  Like the...

Anonymous

...night we swam the English Channel together...side by side. And of course the time we were arrested and spent the night together in jail for...

Harley44

Indecent exposure!

We really had some good times together!

Now, if I could just get him out of my system!!  I couldn't sleep at night.  I even tried counting...

Anonymous

...sheep. But sheep are so soft and cuddly that my thoughts of him continued. I looked back and remembered how fun it was when we played pirates. I whispered, "Ahoy Mattie" again and again and again, until sleep stole me. I awoke well rested and decided it was time to...

WellWater

move on and see if I can help Paul McCartney get thru his nasty divorce settlement.  After all the Queen DID ask if I would..............

LUVmy2girlZ

take her hand in marriage.  NOT interested, I would much rather ask the King before I took that plunge! 

Besides, Paul may be just the thing I need to ..................

spar2

change my life and have a much better future.  I tried to get his phone number but no luck yet.  I have got to find a way to....

Harley44

get past his press/security people!  I know if I could just get in to see him, ...

WellWater

I could ease the pain of his having to write those checks to Ms Mills - afterall he'd only have to..............

LUVmy2girlZ

pay her off....while finding his love ( Me ) at the same time!  " He loves me yea yea yea....he loves me yea yea yea!"

This is just the thing I need, I have to be careful not to scare this one away ( damn restraining orders ) First I will....................

evilelf

have to get a passport then a plane ticket (oh damn I've been banned from flying overseas) because............

LUVmy2girlZ

I once smuggled myself in Johnny Deps luggage as the medal detector kept going off due to my "grill" ( gold teeth ) everyone was staring at me...yet I LOVED every minute of it!  I worked it baby I started to...................

WellWater

belly dance with my canastas all over the airport and would have made a fortune in the coins thrown my way except the TSA grabbed me and threw me in..............

spar2

a holding room until they can check out my references.  They suggested I have someone "normal" come pick me up. Maybe I should just forget.....

LUVmy2girlZ

(LOL!)

about Paul!  After all...he has to pay a 48 MILLION dollar settlement yet, I wonder if he would forget about the prenum agreement again!??? I stared at the wall chewing my hair, and TSA employee's began to whisper...... 

evilelf

Maybe we should just take her out front and call a cab to take her to..........

LUVmy2girlZ

a "happy place"...they all laughed... hey, I was up for anything but the "holding room" after all nobody "held" me!  I said my heartfelt "goodbyes" as they threw me in the cab and.......................

Harley44

...was I ever surprised, when the cab drove up to...

a MENTAL hospital!, and dropped me off with an orderly!!!

They fitted me for ... one of those...   (I forget what it's called...)  Jackets....where your arms are tied behind your back! ...

Man, I thought!  I've got to do something fast!  But just then...

LUVmy2girlZ

this beautiful man walked in the door!  He said, the most magical words........

Anonymous

...his deep blue eyes sparkled as he picked me up and whisked me away. Once we reached the waiting limo, he whispered...

evilelf

Darling, lets get you out of this straight jacket so we can ..........