Lets start another story, please? I'll start.

spar2

get to know each other better.  Soon as i saw you get out of that cab it was love at first sight.  you took my breath away.  Now we can....

Harley44

...get a hotel room, order room service, and really have some fun! 

I saw some handcuffs, whips and chains on the  seat next to him, and, I thought, Man, I gotta get out of here!  I am just not into that kind of thing. 

So when he wasn't looking,.... 

LUVmy2girlZ

LUVmy2girlZ

I scurried into the closet to hide, only he opened it up with his toothless smile and began to laugh in this high pitched hyena sound!  It was dreadful just then...............

Lynn12

...until the lights turned on and a bunch of people jumped up and yelled SURPRISE.  Whew, that was a close one.  The music started playing and right before my eyes stood...

Harley44

Paul McCartney!! 

I had been so busy, with everything that has been going on in my life recently, that I forgot it was my birthday!

Paul took my hand, ...

WellWater

and I smiled just as the sun was coming into the window....I had forgotten about my gold capped teeth - the reflection blinded Paul and just then Johnny Depp jumped out from behind the door, grabbed my hand and.....

spar2

danced me right out the door.  It was the best birthday ever.  Johnny said..

Lynn12

..."darling, I missed you so much", then my eyes opened, I looked around the room and realized this was all a dream. Wow, what a whacky dream, I had romances with all these celebrities.  I rolled over and kissed my husband, he opened his eyes and...

evilelf

I thought it was my husband, when he opened his eyes and looked at me, he screamed and said you'd better get out of my bed before my wife comes in and........

Harley44

sees you!!  So, I jumped up, put on my clothes, and ran...

WellWater

right into a rent-a-cop that was patroling the neighborhood - he grabbed me, threw me into the back of his VW and we............

Harley44

drove around the block a couple of times.  He asked me where I wanted to go, but I was all out of ideas.  So, we went to an all night...

michie56

laundromat where we had washing machine sex....ohh baby, the spin cycle gets me every time. After dusting the bubbles off my hoo ha......

Harley44

we went to a diner, and ordered some breakfast.  I always go crazy for a man in a uniform!    I asked him if he was...

WellWater

up for a cross country drive.....I wanted to get to LA and see if there was any way I could continue my stalking of..........

spar2

Paul, he said, "babe give it up".  Why don't you just find a nice....

Harley44

...safe ...security guard - type guy, like me?  I always WAS a sucker for a guy in a uniform!!  So, I agreed to think it over, and...

spar2

we went to IHOP to eat stuffed french toast and talk it out.

WellWater

He was sort of a "hunk" but not in that Johnny Depp swaggering sort of pirate or Paul McCartney sweet cute.....I just couldn't promise my all to him so I said..............

spar2

I would continue to see him to get to know him better.  He keeps telling me I will grow on you so we will....

WellWater

get some fertilizer and see IF he does grow on me.  In the meantime, however, as soon as I know I have enough bail money in the bank I'm going to.................

spar2

buy a car and take a road trip to LA and start my life over, just may I can.....

Harley44

...I think I am going to give up these crazy fantasies, and try to have a normal life!  But, it wouldn't be as much fun!  Oh, well, I guess I'll have to find something to...

spar2

learn to make my living, maybe I could learn to be a private eye.  That should be.....

Harley44

interesting!  It sounded like such a good idea, that I sent away for a correspondence course on sleuthing.  When the books came in, I started to read through, and...

Anonymous

...realized, this really may be my calling. So, immediately I decided to...

WellWater

invest in bugging equipment and hang out my shingle - the first case that walked in the door was............

spar2

 a beautiful woman with red swollen eyes.  Her name was Kippy and she needed help to find her boyfriend.  He was suppose to pick her up 2 days ago for a trip to Padre Island but he never showed.  He is not in his apartment and his car is still there and this is so unlike him.  Please .......

WellWater

help me find him, she said.  Well, I took down the particulars but when she said he was a security guard for a gated community, I had chills go down my spine - could he be................