Lets start another story, please? I'll start.

Harley44

...the man I heard about, who was brutally murdered, at the nearby resort community, just a few miles from my house?  I promised to start interviewing some neighbors A.S.A.P. ...  After she left...

WellWater

I ran home to make sure I didn't have any blood on my clothes - I wasn't the killer but I was............

Harley44

Afraid that I would be a suspect, if they found any blood on me.  I have been having this nosebleed, so I figured You can never be too careful! 

Once I got back to my office,

LUVmy2girlZ

I passed a mirror..."I am lookin good!"  Perhaps I should go for a whole new look though  I should get some....................

WellWater

new eyebrow piercings - I need more gold to match my gold capped teeth.  In the meantime I picked up a clue that put me hot on the tail of...............

spar2

Kippy's boyfriend.  Someone had left me a note to meet them at the So Fine Club downtown around 10pm and they would give me information on how to find.....

WellWater

out just exactly how to make a chocolate Martini with zero calories - I mean c'mon, how fab is that?  Oh and in the meantime I'll be interviewing some of Kippy's BF's neighbors to see if any of them had a motive for his disappearance and possible..............

Harley44

embezzlement of funds from the company where he was working... Belches & Burps, in Myrtle Beach, SC.  The company has been showing a loss since he started working there last summer.  I ALWAYS get my man, so I'm not worried.  On the way home, I think I'll stop at a ...

OneBadBoob

drug store for some antacids and Beano in case meeting with these "Belches & Burps" upsets my already strained and tired digestive system--when you are dealing with Belches and Burps, you must be prepared.  And they may have some gas passing departments in there also.

So, prepared with my antacids and beano, I proceeded to Myrtle Beach--hey--what time of year is it?  i don't know if I can handle Myrtle Beach in July or August with my hot flashes--I will be leaving a sweaty DNA trail behind me.

Be that as it may, I now decide to

LUVmy2girlZ

rent a convertible that way it will help on my "gas" and hot flashes.  I drove to Myrtle Beach (I had bad experiences with the airlines.) That chocolate martini sounds yummy about now, but I will settle for a ...................

WellWater

begin the drive to Myrtle Beach with a stopover first in Crown Point, IN where my man, Johnny Depp is filming this week - that there's a guy who can put up with all the gas I can pass and even tho it may smell like dead goats in the immediate area when I do pass gas, JD never misses a beat - hope he's dropped the restraining order he had out on me....I'll need a smooch before dealing with the B&B company and their..................

Harley44

(I think I'll have a Melon ball, they are my favorite! )

No luck...JD was nowhere to be found!  So, I continued on to Myrtle Beach, where I entered the shop, B & B  ...  The owner greeted me with a warm welcome, but I could tell he was hiding something... 

spar2

I had a feeling he already knew who I was and what I was after but I decided to play it cool and ordered a melon ball.  I began questioning him about.....

Harley44

Kippies bf, and asked if he worked there.  I showed him some pictures, and asked him if he noticed anything unusual about this guy when he was working there. 

We had some drinks, and after he got a little toasted, he said...

WellWater

"listen, Cookie, grow some hair on that gorgeous head of yours and we might be able to make a little music here".......I told him to pound sand, I was on the tail of a missing man and when I'm working I ain't got no damn time to..............

Harley44

lol  too funny!! 

be romancing your fat a**!  I jumped up and ran outside.  So, it looks like I keep running into brick walls!  I decided to go have a nice warm bath, and drink a bottle or two of wine.  While I was running the bath water, the telephone rang...

LUVmy2girlZ

I ran to answer the phone only I slipped along the kitchen floor but I managed not to spill a drop...it was my mother asking WHY I didn't call this Easter...I told her look, " Ma I am working on a case " She said something about a head case and I ............

Dx 11/19/2007, DCIS, Stage 0, Grade 3, 0/3 nodes, ER-/PR-

Harley44

..."what are you wearing?"  He said...

LUVmy2girlZ

LOL....

beeped in on the "other line"  "Well, I was just getting ready to take a bath...I am wearing what the good Lord gave me!"  He said, how about I...............

WellWater

give your mother a call?.....I said great, get her off my butt.  In the meantime, Kippy called to ask about the progress on this case - I said "hey just because you're paying me $500 don't expect..........

Harley44

(Luvmy2girls, I think we posted at the same time!) 

a minute by minute progress report!  By the time I switched the phone over to JP, he had hung up... Just my luck!

Man, why can't I ever get a break?  I drank the rest of the wine, and then finally got in the tub... but I couldn't stop thinking about Johnny Dep, so when I got out of the tub, I...

WellWater

decided to drink another bottle of wine and try to get my head on straight - I had to get to the bottom of Kippy's missing boyfriend, whose name by the way is Skippy......I think he is a little on the chunky side so perhaps I'd better start checking out the donut shops on my way to..................

LUVmy2girlZ

Donuts R Us, I then realized Chunky Skippy is by far my favorite...oh yea, the "case" his girlfriend, Barbie had mentioned that Skippy likes to.................

WellWater

spread himself thin all over town so I knew I'd be hitting all the spots where they are making toasts to each other......and what makes him think I'm some white bread girl?  I'm as smooth as they come and I'll get to the bottom of this before you can say..............

Harley44

she sells sea shells down by the seashore! 

When I walked in to the Donut shoppe, there he was, sitting between two fat cops, eating donuts and chewing the fat.  Wanting to be discreet, I pulled Skippy aside and asked him...

snowyday

why have you scared Kippy by leaving without letting anyone know. He quickly explained he is sitting with the police because he's in a witness protection program and now Kippy is involved and I'm so scared for her I shouln't have......

spar2

even come to the donut shop, but I was craving a cherry frosted yeast donut.  There are people trying to kill me because I audited their books and found one of the managers was embezzeling the money.  He was in to the mob for $500,000 and thought it would be safe to use company money.

Harley44

What a dilemma?  Now I can't tell Kippy what is going on, because it will put her in danger!! 

OH, what to do?

WellWater

I know!  I'll call that rent-a-cop who's so in love with me, we'll grab Kippy and head out of town before the mob knows what hit them.  But first I'll have another.............

LUVmy2girlZ

eclair!  After I delicately devoured the fat pills,  I decided to go get a blow up doll that way.................