Lets start another story, please? I'll start.
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to search for Inspector Closseau's number...he and his sidekick, Kato, would help, I was so sure but when I reached him he said.......
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...the ring is cursed. The only way to remove the curse is to find Dick and ask him to...
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help find the native woman who put the curse on the ring and have her remove it.
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Dick is one of the best dicks so I'll really have my work cut out for me, what did your hair look like before you changed it. I have to know so I can trace back your steps....
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...my hair was cut in a mohawk and it had pink and purple streaks in it. I like it when people said I looked like a...
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punk rocker. Dick didn't much care for it. He likes my brown buzz cut now. Dick has 2 tickets sceduled on a flight to Africa to....
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find the native woman to take the curse off the ring. I get to go with him and he fills me in on....
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the orangutans we are going to help with, they are orphaned and he is going to chase and capture the poachers once we capture them the native women will take the curse off the ring...
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...sorry we are no longer taking new clients....
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...and then they'll know if there is true love or not. But they will only know if the curse is truly gone if they...
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.... jump up and down, do a rain dance, and the ring will elevate itself and land .......................
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in the hand of the one true love that it was meant for. The poachers are in their 6 x 8 cell, the orangutans are on their way to a reserve in the states, the ring is on my finger and Dick and I are.....
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going to swim the English Channel in an effort to.............
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...spend some quality time together. Once we reach land we will...
OMG - spar2 - I am ROFLMAO!
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hold a press conference in which we'll tell the world........
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our story from beginning to end and that we have fallen in love during this whole adventure and plan to marry as soon as possible.
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...after Dick has the second half of her surgery.
I'm hoping.... p.s. i can't believe i typed that.
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.... that she will be the man she always wanted to be...
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ps... was a little confused by gsg's comment so thought I'd confuse things further....
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ps... was a little confused by gsg's comment so thought I'd confuse things further....
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but before he/she has the surgery Dick has one more job to do and that is ...............
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find my ID since I cannot get a marriage license without one - unless since we're in a foreign country and I DO have a pocketbook full of money....gee perhaps we can...................
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change my new name to Jane! Then I will....
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have a whole new idenity. We are flying back to the states (had round trip tickets) I will have to get a copy of my birth certificate, get a new drivers license and then we can.....
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work on that darn passport !! This "new me" will turn heads when I get my....
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removeadictomy. Once I have that surgery I will be one hot .............
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momma ceta! I will become the woman I have always dreamed to be. Hello Mini skirts, stockings, teddies, it makes me want to scream like a.....
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peacock in heat - at least that's what my darling Dick always tells me I sound like when we're................
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walking hand-in-hand at the zoo past the Bird Sanctuary. The pre-op visit is at hand and they tell me my blood....
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pressure is so high, I guess the anticipation is driving me crazy! I told the Doctor give me beautiful....
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