chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

 "Look Mom, I'm 35 years old and need to grab a bit of excitement in my life! I'm not like you - I've only ever had 2 boyfriends and they didn't set me on fire. No offence, Reg!  Let me have my chance with my Prince. Check into a Vegas hotel for a couple of days -Nemo can convert some of his gazillions of space dollars - all of you - show 'em what we earthlings do to relax!  I'm of to get me some Royal love before it's too late!"

 Mom was stunned and impressed at this speech. Bill and Bob shouted " You go, girlfriend!" and all wished her well. She teleported back to the jet in an instant, only to find.....

Mother is still talking to jackie when she realizes she is already gone, oh well, she deserves a good life, Jackie finds no one there not even the pilot, omg, where is everyone and how in the hell is the plane flying by itself, Jackie starts to tremble and cry when a tap on her shoulder startles her she

a public service announcement blares out over the cabin's loudspeakers.  Katie Couric's voice shakily announces that it has been confirmed that an alien spaceship has penetrated the air space over Peoria, Illinois.  The Department of Defense is on tactical alert, Katie states reassuringly.  Suddently, an alien appears in the cabin in front of Jackie and the Prince, and

(Good one whippetmom LOL)

Katie says over there cabin again, that the department of defense is going to shoot down the private jet  that has been overtaken by aliens , Jackie screams to Nemo, Cant you do anything? I finally found happiness, i cant let it end like this, Nemo says calmly, Jackie dont worry I have put a protection device around this aircraft, nothing can penetrate it, NOTHING!  

Oh no !! With all the banging of the engine and fear , look yells Jackie With disbelief appears .....

 "Behold! Planet X !"  stated Nemo proudly. Jackie twirled round, rubbing her eyes in disbelief " Well, I guess I'm not in Kansas any more!" (She was actually from Kansas) "What about all the others on the mothership, Nemo?!  Aren't you meant to be getting married in the morning?"

 Turns out Nemo was quite a fan of " My Fair Lady" and he did an inpromptu rendition of the song, complete with Cockney accent - it was quite a sight.

Awe, well says nemo, I can have or do anything you wish, He moves his antenna's and appears Fat elvis and all the people of the My fair lady play, bill and 'Bob, Felip, reggae, there were about 40 people, even the King,(father of prince Muitab) Oh how exciting Nemo, i say, My Mother is so lucky to have found you like i was finding my prince, I just wish i could get some alone time with him so i can find out what was really in his pocket

I will be dressed like an Egyptian princess.  I would love it if you could get Martha Stewart to do the catering, Jackie stated gleefully.  With your special powers, Nemo, that should be a piece of cake! Nemo smiled and said, "It shall be as you wish madam!"  He snapped his gnarled alien fingers and in an instant, Martha Stewart, dressed in a cashmere twin set, Armani wool slacks, and some killer pearls, was standing before them with a shocked expression on her face.  "Where am I?", she asked.  "I was just

{Uh...better add two zeros to the thread count in those sheets Debbie, or Martha will have our heads!  LOL)

, who is looking as if he is ready to keel over.  It appears as though Fat Elvis has inbibed a bit too freely of the bubbly, and will be unfit to perform the wedding ceremonies.  Mother is in the corner crying uncontrollably; her hopes dashed of being married by even the most garish of Elvis impersonators.  "NOW what do we do?", mother laments to no one in particular.  Well, Jackie states,

LOL whippet, i was going to look up her actual count so made it up (thanks) LOL @ ruth

Sure says nemo and why dont i just have micheal jackson here, with a smirk he says, but i think he is doing the moon walk on the moon right now, Im starting to feel a little used here, do this, do that, is that all im good for, dam i just want to get this wedding over with and go back to my planet you humans are demanding, with that he..

You sure know how to get my antennas excited, Ah shoot! OK, then we better get this party started, poof,! the real Elvis appears, walks over to mom and kisses her gently on the cheek and says, thank-you for inviting me, "Thank-you, Thank-you  very much" Poof! Ray charles appears and walks over to Fat Elvis and says

 Nemo quickly sorts it out and Ray settles down to start some beautiful music. Martha, with a little help from Kayla and her many brothers and sisters has provided the food and decorations. The theme is traditional earth style, with luminous space unicorns and fetishism as accents. Both Mom and Nemo are delighted. The bride is wearing a white rubber dress,somewhat like Katy Perry, but on an overweight 62 year old, the effect is less gorgeous, as well as spiky-heeled, thigh-length boots. Nemo is on cloud 9 - he literally quivers and glows with love and excitement. Jackie is giving her mother away and they start the ceremony....

Ray starts off with, " I can't stop Loving you"  Mom grabs nemo and shows him how to slow dance, every one joins in, Then Elvis sings, "Love me tender"  What a grand time they are all having, Lots of drinks, food and good music, I say to my prince, pinch me, i feel like this is a dream and i dont want to wake up

 Jackie didn't have to think twice - "Oh YES!!! My Prince! What is your  first name by the way?"

  " It's Kirk. I know it's not very traditional in my country, but my Mother always had a big crush on Cpt. Kirk from Star Trek. I wish she could see me now up here on Planet X. But maybe not right now!"

 With these words, the Prince and Jackie transformed into the characters from her fantasy. He swept her into his muscular arms and they entered the tent. It was truly an Arabian Night of bliss and her cries of exctasy must have been heard far and wide, but she didn't care! 

 PS - really enjoying this thread, girls!

Bill is laying on a table with these gross creatures working on him, they are large human like people but with horns and have ears, and a tal and legs like a goat- Off to the side is a little looking guy that has what looks like a bowling ball sitting on his shoulders, with one eye in the middle, and a woman sitting in a large chair with a groteques body and wings coming out her back, and nails that are long and curved with black eyes looking straight at us, She looks at Nemo and says You have done well Nemo, you brought me the fountain of youth and the beauty i have been waiting for, Nemo looks at mom and says, Im sorry i shouldnt have brought you here,,, Silence roars the groteque woman..