chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

marlegal

Well, obviously we had to order from Dominos so we could eat it this year sometime. Man, was it a good one.  All that new advertising has paid off.  But after the pizza, it's back to the same old same old.  The kids are doing their thing, God knows where Bill went, and I'm here cleaning up.

But tomorrow, I'm taking a day for me. As soon as I get up, I'm going to

cinnamonsmiles

figure out how to get the aliens to dump that style cramping, fun thumping, stick in the mud daugther of mine so

ruthbru

that I don't have to be the good role model that I've been thus far.

debbie6122

At least I think i have been a good role model, I took her to the best parties, best bars in  town, even took her to a woodstock concert when she was just a kid, so I think she

Laurie08

should snap out of her funk and try to have a good time with me.  I get an idea wouldn't it be fun to get the aliens to go bar hopping with us.  I know just how I'll convince them.

ruthbru

I will take them to a techno-rave. They will fit right in. With all the crazy costumes, on one will even suspect that they are aliens.

debbie6122

So off they go to the coolest techno-rave in town, when they walk in all the people were like, cool dude, where'd ya get those awesome outfits man? Nemo says these arnt outfits these are

sarah1968uk

 our own bodies. But the guys at the rave are so whacked out on ecstacy ( or whatever the latest drug is - this is a bit 1992ish!)  that they don't even notice! " C'mon, get out your glowsticks, freaky lil' dudes! Feel the Love!!!!" The aliens are mystified, but they join in anyway.

ruthbru

We are all having such a good time. Mother and one of the aliens REALLY seem to hit it off. When we step outside for a breath of fresh air, she confides that they are going to elope to Vegas and be married by an Elvis impersonator!!!!

sarah1968uk

 Love it, Ruth!

 I am quite shocked at the news, but take it on board. " Well, congratulations, Mom," I say, "I hope you find happiness with Zorak. It's about time. Will you be travelling the galaxies with him on your honeymoon?"

Mother beamed and had a luminous green glow coming from her eyes. She was chock-full of alien love - so that's what she was doing in the broom cupboard with Zorak.

Diagnosis: 12/10/2007, IDC, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 4/14 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-

Angelice

As I looked closer into mothers eyes it was like

sewingnut

Those new eye color changing contact lenses did their job. Zorak is taking Mom to the mothership  to meet his family right after the Elvis impersonator marries them.  Boy will they be surprised when they learn...

livinglarge

mother is the ultimate party girl and not an alien.  Not exactly the partner an alien mother wants her boy to bring home.  Jackie is just praying she doesn't end up with a little alien brother or sister.  Hey what happened to Bob and Bill they seemed to have 

Laurie08

made a connection of their own.  I see them at the back of the rave....

sarah1968uk

 Bill (my ex) has taken his shirt off and is waving it round his head - it's not a pretty sight!

ruthbru

Bob has joined him, and although he, shirtless, is a prettier sight than Bill; they are really grossing out both the ravers and aliens.

livinglarge

Side note - this is getting pretty funny.  You guys are cracking me up.

Maybe it wasn't a little tart Bill ran off with after all.  Lordy is Bill really wearing 6 inch stilettos.  That's amazing he dances better in heels than I do.  I need another drink or at least   

sewingnut

find out where he gets his shoes..... Now it is starting to make sense. Bob always had such a style about him.  Hair perfectly styled. Shirt and pants crisply pressed.  Then there was Bill.  What a....

livinglarge

slob to say the least.  But even Bill seems to be getting a little dolled up to impress Bob.  I am not sure I want to compete in this little triangle.  I can't believe what I just saw across the room.  This is going to

ruthbru

become even odder because Bill and Bob just came up to mother and her alien and asked if they can hitch a ride to Vegas with them, because they also want to elope....with each other!

sarah1968uk

 Bill comes up to me, "Jackie, I know this is a shock, but Bob is my soulmate. He completes me. I guess I've always known it - even since High School - being in the locker room together,all sweaty with his perfect abs gleaming - ahhhh!  Be happy for me, please!!!!  I'm just the same old Dad under all this glitter. Anyway - Vegas -  here we come!  See ya, Girlfriend!"

 With that, everyone leaves the club, leaving me behind. What do I do next?

livinglarge

I think the first thing I am going to do is have a drink or two.  Then I am going to sit right here in this lounge chair and start planning a new life with

Laurie08

moms dog, someone has to take car of him, none of them gave the poor dog a thought!  Maybe he will help me to pick up men in the park or something.  Maybe I need to teach him a trick or something.So, I sit and sip on my drink, which is just delicious, and the most beautiful man ever sits down next to me.  Now I am thinking,

livinglarge

the dog can teach himself new tricks.  Think I need to explore this new opportunity.  He is tall and built like an athlete.  I wonder what his abs look like under that Armani suit.  Oh wait is that a 

sarah1968uk

 probe sticking out near his trouser pocket ? Oh no! I thought, not another alien ! Ah no, my mistake, it was just his....

Laurie08

remote control for his toy car.  Really?  Maybe he's just a really fun youthful guy.  So I suggest

livinglarge

we take a trip to FAO Schwartz to see if he wants to play with little boy toys or

sarah1968uk

 maybe the bulge is something a bit more interesting....which we could explore. I don't usually talk this way to strangers in clubs, but nothing surprises me anymore.

"Well", he says, "in fact".....

ruthbru

I happen to be a young prince from a far away land. My father, the king, sent me to your country to learn American ways. I have been watching you from across the room all night, and you fascinate me. I would love to get to know you. I am thinking of a cafe in Paris which serves the most fantastic meals. Would you care to join me on my private jet? We could be there in time for brunch.

debbie6122

He says and allow me to introduce my self, Im Prince Mutaib of Egypt, and takes a bow, Jackie is feeling very excited at this point thinking, my prince has finally arrived, I would love to go with you but first I