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  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited September 2011

    pick the fruit, which isn't east because this plant is more like, what you here on earth call a snake. It has fang and it bites. Our babies need to drink the fruit, but if it goes into your blood stream through it's venom........well, you can imagine."

    "Holy Cow," cried mom. "How does anyone ever raise a child on your planet?"

    "They rarely do, and that is why the younglings must mature so quickly. Once they are past the two week mark, they can eat our regular fare."

    "Wow!" said Jackie, "and I thought breast feeding was tough!"

    "Enough talk," cried Kirk, "what are we going to do about the kid? If he doesn't quit screaming soon, I am going to kill him!"

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited September 2011

    The aliens are able to handle the fruit with no problems so we have to think of somthing to grasp on to them explains Zayla, like i said the venom is very toxic so be careful.

    Kirk says ok i have an idea he grabs a big butcher knife and stabs the fruit with it, out oozes some green liquid he holds it overs Zues;s mouth as it slowly drips in his mouth, this quiets him for the time being but it is not working fast enough, oh dear says Mom maybe i should call Nemo and have him take this child i cant bear to hear him screaming for 2 weeks until he has matured, so mom starts her  love call to nemo with a schrill worse than her sons cries, everyone holds there hands over there ears

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited September 2011

     " What the $%&* do you want? You mangy earth-bitch!" shouts Nemo angrily. "We were stranded on Planet Y, thanks to you lot! Thank the Alien Supreme Being we had your  Vera with us - she sprayed perfume in the vile monsters' eyes and blinded them so we could escape!  Now she is what I call a woman!"

     "Grampa Nemo!" shouted little Dolly, a most angelic child, "Don't say bad words!  Look, Nanna has had a little alien baby!"

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited September 2011

    Well all be an aliens monkeys uncle exclaimed Nemo, i,, we have a son? yes, Edie repies, she thought she saw a look warmth in his eyes, maybe even a tear. Well dam lady, i didnt think you had it in you, Nemo walks over to zues his son and picks him up, grabs the prickly fruit and starts to feed him, what a site that was for all to see, after his crude outburst lately.

    Edie walks over and puts he arm on Nemo's back and says yes we have a son, I think its only fitting that you start acting like a father and spend time with him, I will do more than that nemo says, i will take him back to...

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited September 2011

    my planet and make him my heir."

    "But what about me," cried Edie, "what about US."

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited September 2011

     "Well, yes, dear. But, green Xian blood runs in his veins!  Zues and I belong there amongst our own kind. In 6 months he'll be 20 in earth years and I can train him to take over my space hotels. It's been very hard running my business from earth these past 6 years and I'm not getting any younger...you understand that? We'll pop back whenever we can. See ya!" And with those parting words they disappeared.

     Mom was distraught. Jackie and Zayla tried to console her " Think of it, Edie. Would you want to risk your life every time you feed Zues? When he's weaned, a growing Xian lad needs freshly- caught Xooxes - a kind of rare fish swimming in our golden rivers - you can't get that at the local supermarket! "

     " I suppose so....

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    Says edie, but not only have i lost the man i thought i loved but now my son is gone too, she starts crying and is uncontrollable at this time, i dont want to live anymore, i just cant do it anymore.

    Jackie,wake up, jackie wake up, what? Jackie says as she sees her mom over her while she is laying in bed. are you ok, you have been out for days with a high fever, where are my kids are they all right says jackie, mom looks at her and says what kids? Have you had a nightmare? No mom, i have chidren from the prince, and what about Nemo, kirk, Zayla and your alien son Zuez? Oh dear mom says you really have had a high fever, i better get the doctor over here right away

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     Jackie was taken to hospital and was in and out of consciousness for a couple of weeks. Eventually, she got better and she and Reggie decided to combine their life savings and take a trip round the world. They had a massive argument in Egypt and split up. Jackie bought a boat and decided to sail around Africa. Reggie was unfortunately killed and eaten by a Nile crocodile a few weeks later.  Jackie was captured by Somali pirates, but heroically escaped and led the authorities to her captors.She returned to the US and wrote a best-selling book about her adventures.She became rich and famous! She then started a series of children's fantasy books based on her and Mom's wacky times in her dreams. She met her old High-School sweetheart, Jeremy again and they got married.So now, she had a fabulous job and husband and later 3 adorable kids. Mom did in fact get heavily into the fetish/bondage scene and has never been happier. THE END.

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited October 2011
  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011
  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     Thanks to you both! I really enjoyed the story!

     Now then - anyone want to start another!!?? Just kidding.....

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    LOL@Sarah- Well, if you are up to it so am i haha!

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     Yeah - I'm game!  Hope some others will join in - the more the merrier. Well, here goes...

      It was 1969 and .....


    Diagnosis: 12/10/2007, IDC, 6cm+, Stage IV, Grade 3, 4/14 nodes, ER+/PR-, HER2-

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited October 2011

    my boyfriend, Chad, had just pulled up to my pad in his yellow volkswagon van. He looked very hip in his bell bottoms, tie dyed tee shirt, with his long blonde hair blowing in the wind.

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    And Sargent peppers lonely hearts club band still playing loud on his radio as he got out of his VW. Mary runs down the stairs excited to greet Chad, she stops and takes one last look in the mirror and  opens the door, Hey baby says chad you look

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     "real groovy today!  Just had a heavy trip with the folks and want to mellow out a bit. What say we....."

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited October 2011

    put some Hendrix on the 8 track, light some incense, smoke some pot, and make love on the waterbed.

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     "Sounds cool, baby. I'm going to sock it to the man and ditch college again today! " said Mary.

     "Hey, babe, that's awesome !  An' I got Carlos comin' in from Mexico tonight. He'll sort us out!  Now,  hold on to your love beads - I'm gonna take you to heaven!"

     Mary swooned at Chad's words. She was also fond of the lusty young Mexican, Carlos. Mmmm, time for some lovin'.....!

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    And heaven it was, Mary thought chad was the best lover she ever had, (although she only had sex with one other boy) but did have close encounters before. But, she couldnt get her mind off of carlos while making love to this hunk of a guy she had laying in her bed

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     He had long, black, curly hair and deep soulful brown eyes. Kind of like a younger version of Che Guevara on the poster in her bedroom.

     "Whatch'a thinkin' about, baby?" said Chad, in a blissed-out voice. " I told you to drop outta that goddamn college and hit the road with me! I've only got my yard to worry about these days and Scoober will tend to that for me".

     All he thinks about are those tomatoes, thought Mary, ( she was pretty naive) and that Scoober, I don't like him!  He's old and dirty. (Scoober was indeed stinky, but was only 36!)

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited October 2011

    I don't know.....I have plans of my own, you know. I'm helping to organize the big demonstration against the war next month, there's a Three Dog Night concert I don't want to miss, and I actually LIKE some of my classes. She was starting to think that Chad was not so cool after all.....like maybe even a loser.

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2011

    After all, Mary had some ambitions.  She had seen a man walk on the moon in the summer, and she heard about this strange computer stuff - someone had sent the first message across ARPANET (the forerunner of the Internet.)  She had even seen the first episode of Sesame Street!  She had lots of choices to make about her life.

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     I mean, unlike Chad, she wasn't even that keen on pot!  She always made a show of sucking on the joints when they were passed to her, but that's all it was, a show. She knew a guy from the neighborhood, he'd studied law like she was trying to do now- great scholar too, even spent time in Oxford University over in England-he made a point of never inhaling. Nice guy, she'd forgotten his name... think he was trying to get into politics,

     Chad, on the other hand was 24 and a long-time drop-out...

    Thanks, leaf, for joining in!

  • ruthbru
    ruthbru Member Posts: 57,235
    edited October 2011

    "Chad," Mary said shaking her long blonde hair, "I think it's time we had a long talk."

    "Cool, baby," Chad said lighting a Camel, "why don't you grab a bottle of Boone's Farm and we can have a cosy little chat."

    "I don't think so....and don't call me 'Baby', haven't you ever heard of a thing called 'Women's Lib'?"

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    Dont get all rightous on me Mary, I just want to have a gnarly time and dig this time with you, says Chad. Look, says Mary, i really want to do somthing with my life and I dont see it going anywhere with you right now. I want to travel, experice life, Not sit around here watching you do dope all the time, so why dont we take a break and ..

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     cool it for a bit - get our heads together!"

     "Oh baby", wailed Chad. "Don't say that! You know I'd die without you!"

     Mary put on her most grown-up, school-teacherish voice and said," Now listen here, Chad O'Connor!  Pull yourself together - you're a grown man!"  Oh my God, Mary thought, I'm only 20 and I've turned into my mother. I'll be telling him to get a job and a haircut next!

     Just then, a dishevelled individual came into the living room and collapsed on the couch like a dying dog. Yes, it was Scoober, stoned as usual!  Mary shuddered and got up to go....

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    Call her friend Lisa, she couldnt take this anymore, she really liked chad but didnt like where his life was going, and although scoober was cute he was no better than chad, she needed a friend right now, someone who would listen and tell her what to do,... Lisa, this is mary can you come pick me up i need to get out of here for awhile and talk sure says lisa, i was on my way to a coctail party put on a nice dress and

  • sarah1968uk
    sarah1968uk Member Posts: 580
    edited October 2011

     come and join me!"

     Lisa drove home and picked out a dress to wear. It was very short, with swirly patterns of hot pink, orange and lime green. She also wore her white knee-length boots and white sunglasses. Hope I'm not under-dressed, she thought.

     Mary picked her up at 6.30 and they drove to a super-groovy pad. " ooh, I wonder if anyone famous is here!" squealed Lisa excitedly. "Yeah, I bet Jim Morrison will turn up any minute", Mary said sarcastically...

  • debbie6122
    debbie6122 Member Posts: 5,161
    edited October 2011

    They walked in to the groovy pad, there were strobe lights every where, beds in little nooks with people laying on them making out, you could smell incense burning, and stepping wolf was playing so loud you couldnt hear yourself think. Off to the cornor was a group of good looking guys, they were eyeing Mary and Lisa, mary wearing her flashy pink and green outfit and her flowing long blonde hair,  lisa wearing her red and white polka dot dress with a red belt tightly around her waist, and her long straight brown hair, they looked like they just stepped out a rolling stones magizine

  • leaf
    leaf Member Posts: 8,188
    edited October 2011

    However, Mary wasn't sure this was the kind of party where she could talk confidentially with Lisa.  That's what Mary wanted to do.  Goodness, she couldn't even hear Lisa standing next to her.

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