chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

debbie6122

Well you havnt seen anything yet replied Jackie, Im tired of being pushed around and im not going to take it anymore, just then Nemo and mom beamed in, The king stepped back in shock, where did you come from ? You could hear Vera screaming a schrilling scream, Geese Vera get a grip,says Jackie or i will have them beam you up and you will never see the likes of day again, Then right behind mom and Nemo was the prince, unbeknownst to them he was a clone...

sarah1968uk

Ha! - good twist, debbie!

 The real Prince Mutiab had hooked up with a cute alien called Zayla, cousin of Reggie's wife. She was going to be wife number 14 and the first from another planet. The evil alien wasp doctor had cloned him for a large fee. She still had plans to harvest the life force of the humans, particularly Jackie's mother, Edie, who she thought was the bee's knees.

sarah1968uk

 The Prince turned to his father and said" Well, my father. I am here safe and well. Nothing to worry about. The Xians are delightful people!"

 To Vera he said" I am so sorry Boz and Baz treated you roughly. Please accept this as a token of apology." and he handed her $1000 from his wallet. Vera went off, all of a flutter, "What a charming young man...." she simpered, but not before giving Jackie, Nemo and Edie the evil eye.

 To Jackie he said - "Well, no hard feelings, my love. You and the kids are welcome to stay at the palace for as long as you wish...maybe your friend could join you ? I'd send my private jet, of course..." This all seemed too good to be true, thought Jackie.

 Prince Mutiab's clone then turned his attention to Nemo and Mom. " I have a wonderful business plan which I'd like to discuss with you. Would tomorrow at my hotel suite be convenient? It's a plan I have for fantasy space weddings, something like yours... Here's my card, call me after 10am. Buzzzzzttt!  Now, I am really hankering after a nice cup of sweet tea. Let's go, Father!"

sarah1968uk

 Mom and Nemo were looking after the children that night. Once everyone had gone, Jeremy and Jackie went back indoors. They ordered pizza and sat drinking the champagne until it arrived.

 "Well, Jackie Robinson, I guess you've changed a lot in the last 20 years. What happened to my girl who used to take part in Math competitions at school. I heard through the grapevine, you went into banking. If you don't mind me saying, you seem involved in a hell of a lot of seriously freaky stuff!"

 Jackie laughed "Yeah, I had a very ordinary life till about 6 years ago, then, one night...." Jackie proceeded to tell him all that had happened since she encountered the Frenchman's runaway monkey.

 Jeremy's eyes were as big as dinner plates as she told him of her adventures. Then, at about midnight, the doorbell rang again....

sarah1968uk

 Jackie peeped through the peep-hole  - oh God it's Vera!

 Vera had clearly been crying "Oh, Jackie - I'm so sorry to disturb you! I've been so upset this evening! Seeing you and your Mom made me realise I've wasted my life being mean and cruel - I've never had any fun! I was in school with Edie, you know, she always had a great attitude, guess I was jealous. Er...", Vera hesitated, she was almost shy! "Does she still hold those special, er, parties of hers?"

Mom  - still threw her fetish parties where just about anything went. Nemo was very broadminded about it all.

Jackie was almost struck dumb!  - "Y yyes...em, Vera, first Friday of every month. There are loads of seniors there, Mom said. $20 each for drinks and use of, er, equipment....Shall I tell her you'll be there?"

"Yes!" Vera said emphatically.....

sarah1968uk

  Jackie returned to the living room to find Jeremy standing there...."I hope that is the last interruption, my love, " he murmured and picked her up to carry her up the stairs to the bedroom.

 Wow! Jackie thought, he must be strong, he didn't even seem out of breath!  He was a very, erm, obliging lover - Jackie had an amazing time and they fell asleep contentedly.

At around 9am the next morning, the bell rang again....must be Mom and Nemo, Jackie thought, they sure are early  - I thought they were bringing the kids back at 10. She woke Jeremy and he hurriedly dressed. Hmm, this was going to be a tricky one to explain. It was, however, the Prince at the door, together with a very striking alien woman/female. She was gorgeous  - long, purple hair, a beautiful shimmery mini-dress and a lovely lilac complexion. "I'd like you to meet my new wife - Zayla - she is literally out-of-this -world!" said the Prince, proudly. " Sorry I've not visited you and the kids for ages, but we're here now!"

 "But Kirk - I saw you yesterday! You made plans to meet Mom and Nemo at your hotel suite!"

 "It wasn't me Jackie - something fishy is going on here...."

debbie6122

LOL- I cant let you do this alone. But im likeing your story,  Where did everyone go?

Jackie turns to Nemo and says ok, whats up? Who is the real prince Nemo? Jackie Demanded. I dont want some alien i dont know around my kids, they need there real dad. Nemo turns his alien antennas towards jackie and says, do not speak to me in that tone ever, do you understand,? Jackie feeling a little nervous at this point says, Mom? Mom, tell nemo to withdraw his antennas and calm down,...

ruthbru

all of the sudden Nemo swells up and turns a bright red, "All your stupid human games are driving me crazy. That is it. I have had it!" He presses a button on his vest and POOF he is gone, leaving the earthlings speechless and stunned.

sarah1968uk

 "Mommy - where has Grampa Nemo gone?" squeaked one of Jackie's 5 year old twins, Jolene.

 "Well, sweetie, you know your Grandpa and his funny ways. He'll be back soon!"

 Meanwhile, Zayla, switched on her Xian/English translator and said " I hope you don't mind me butting in. Back on my planet, I work as a nurse, for a Doctor Zora, who happens to be a giant mutant space wasp. She has always been sweet and caring to us all, but last week, we went out after work for cocktails. She must have had too many honey martinis because, she started to tell me about some mad scheme she had to become our queen. She had met an earth- woman a few years ago, who was marrying an alien..."

 "That was me!", shrieked Mom, loving being the centre of attention as always.

 "Yes! Anyway, she wanted to suck out her, er, your life force and rule us as a powerful evil queen, in your image. We Xians would become her slaves, controlled by her giant wasp-drones! Of course, I thought she was out of her mind, but now, I'm not so sure...."

 "It all fits!" said the Prince. "I came to the Drs office when I was beamed up. She examined me and cut off a lock of my hair. I forgot all about it till now, as I then met Zayla here and was dazzled by her beauty!"  Jackie thought she was going to vomit....   

PS - Thanks Debbie and Ruth for your input!

ruthbru

"Well, what the heck does this mean?" yelled mother. "I don't recall anybody sucking anything out of me, but, of course, my memory isn't what is used to be."  She poured herself another large drink and slammed it down. "And my darling, Nemo, do you suppose HE was in on the plot? and what did they want with your hair, Prince Charming?"

debbie6122

Maybeee,,, stuttered the prince they made the clone of me that way, maybe we all have clones, and they are going to invade earth and take it over, Oh dear said Mother, i better do my love call and get Nemo back here so he can help us fiqure this out, No! mother says Jackie, he probably is the one who is behind it all, Well, says mother im going to find out, Mother yells out this screaching mating love call that was unbeliveable and hurt everyones ears, poof, Nemo is back and not without...

ruthbru

a troop of what must be alien clones, because they look exactly like all the people assembled in Jackie's kitchen. "Oh Nemo," cried mother, "How could you? All those hours of love on the on Moon, and hot romance on Venus, and the icy shivers you gave me on Pluto....were they all a sham? Did it mean nothing to you? Were you justing using me as part of an evil plot of world domination?"

debbie6122

OHHHH come on Darling you cant really believe that i fell for you do you? You humans are so stupid i must say, that is why is was so easy to fool you. Mother grabs her heart and yells out a big whale of a scream, and falls to the floor sobbing, how could you Nemo, you made me love you, I trusted you!! Jackie walks over to Nemo and slaps him on the face, she isnt scared of him right now, she is so upset to see her mom like this, the other aliens are amused that Jackie is unafraid..

spar2

Then Jackie burst out laughing, then her mom starts laughing and Jackie said you aliens are such idiots.  Do you really think us humans could love something with an antena of all things!  We just wanted to ---

spar2

(I have to say, you ladies have wrote one funny story.  I have laughed myself silly)  love it

debbie6122

LOL@spar!!- good one!

 See if we still had it, and evidently we do huh ma? Says Jackie as they high five each other,! No one else looked amused as they looked around, it was so silent they could hear an antenna drop...

sarah1968uk

 Good stuff!!!   Thanks for starting the thread off, spar!

 "Right! " Jeremy said " I'm outta here! Call you sometime, Jackie!" He was seriously freaked out and who could blame him? It was getting crowded in Jackie's kitchen, what with the humans, their clones and the 5 kids. Hold on, the kids had tiny clones appearing too! How can you tell them apart?  Vera barged into the kitchen, hoping to see Edie, Jackie's mom and sign up for one of her bondage parties and she fainted right away.

 Jackie thought she should be the one to take charge and shouted......

ruthbru

"Quick, mom, where's your bondage party pack?" "Right here," yelled mom opening up a big case and tossing out handcuffs, pink ropes and other bondage paraphernalia. "Everyone who is actually human, grab something and let's tie up these aliens," Jackie yelled. They moved as fast as lightning and before the aliens could pull out their laser beams, they were secured in leather and handcuffs.

sarah1968uk

 Like it, Ruth!

 "Right! We need to get rid of these aliens before they start going on about world domination again!, Jackie yelled to the humans.

 Zayla, Kirk's new alien wife piped up " Hey, I'm not part of this plot - I told you what was happening, you can trust me!" and she flashed her sparkling amethyst eyes at them. " They all have wasp DNA in them. What you need is a giant can of bug spray and...."

  "Not very practical, my sweet" interrupted  Kirk. Nemo was staring to wiggle his probes and antennas loose.....

ruthbru

"We need more help. Call the police! Call the CIA!Call NASA! Call the exterminator!"

debbie6122

Ha Nemo yells as he slips out of the handcuffs, no police, cia, nasa or exterminator will conquer us, you nimbasales, we are stronger than thing you have seen before, we will take over the world and there wont be anyone left here that is human. Jackie sneaks up behing nemo and bonks him on the head with her high heels, hmmm says jackie i knew those would come in handy someday...

sarah1968uk

 " Look",  says Jackie," Let's just tie them all up in a bunch and beam them back home! We can then re-group and think about a better plan",

 Just then, Zayla spoke again " Kirk, honey, untie me and I can help you! I was so looking forward to living with you in Egypt. I know I am your one and only love..."

 "Er, about that, sugar pie, um..." began Kirk.

 "Never mind that now ", Mom snapped " Untie her!"

 Zayla quietly whispered to them her plan. To use the navigation panel on Nemo's chest to beam them to Planet Y, where a race of giant spiders, who hated all Xians lived. It was cruel and risky, but worth a try, thought Jackie.  After all, they were planning to become our overlords!

  More bondage rope was produced and they managed to tie up the clones and Nemo. Buttons were pressed and Poofff! they were gone. "Hurrah!!!" everyone shouted. Mom then noticed, "Where is Vera Van de Graff? I'm sure she was still here before..."

ruthbru

"I think she thought this WAS a bondage PARTY and got entangled with the aliens. She is probably on Planet Y with the monster spiders. Oh dear, should we try to get her back?"

The group paused to ponder, and then, all out the same time, said, "Nah."

debbie6122

She was a no good busy body any way, Jackie looks around and says, well, that was fun, we sure have been through a lot in the last few years and if we tried to tell anyone they would never in a million years belive it. Mom, says well i have some news, Im pregnant with Nemos baby, What excalimed Jackie, Mom do you know how old you are? You cant be pregnant, well mom says im so you will just have to...

sarah1968uk

 Good one!

 " face it, Jackie. I may be 68, but Nemo's alien sperm  - don't make a face like that, my girl!, doesn't take menopauses and stuff into account!  It transcends age! Oh God, I do miss my Nemo!"

 Oh no, Jackie thought, she's preparing to do the love-call again!  "Mom - get a hold on yourself! Nemo was using you to dominate earth!  Do you really want his offspring?"

 "I most certainly do! You need challenges at my age - keeps me young. Besides, your kids will love their half-alien uncle. Now - Zayla - you're a nurse - I need some advice here!!! "

 Edie turned to Zayla, but everyone could already see a greenish pod glowing, and growing, on her back. Inside something was swirling around and obviously forming.

 "Stand back, everyone! Xian gestation is short, but the births are explosive! Children, get out quickly! " Zayla shouted.

 "KaaaBOOM!!" - green goo covered the room from floor to ceiling and in the middle of it all was....

debbie6122

LOL!

Tiny creature with glowing eyes and 2 little tiny antennas growing out the top of his head, his skin was almost an emerald color, but a perfect mouth and ears, he would look almost human if it werent for his antennas and glowing eyes and skin, Edie exclaimed, oh baby im your mama! As she scooped him up in her arms, he put his thumb in his mouth and gave such a darling smile, with big glowing eyes, i think i will name you Zues, everyone was gathered around and fussing over zues when......

ruthbru

he began to grow, and grow. "We have a very short childhood," Zayla explained. "He will reach full adulthood within a few weeks. One thing you should know about new-formed beings from our planet is....."

sarah1968uk

 they pee from their noses and it comes out looking and smelling like fresh apple juice. It doesn't taste like it though, so beware!"

 Jackie and Mom exchanged bemused glances. The kids ran back in and exclaimed with delight at their new uncle. The 4 year old triplets evidently though he was a kind of action figure as they cried out " Nanna - where's the on switch?" He didn't need one as suddenly he started crying, making a very similar screetch to a male peacock in the mating season - only much louder! Everyone covered their ears in horror.....

ruthbru

Zayla explained, "He is in need of nutrition. The young of our kind require as special formula made from the fruit of the Xxengilotion tree. I don't suppose there are any Xawngilotion trees growing on your planet?"

"Oh dear, what shall we do?" cried mother wringing her hands, as the screetch became even louder and more high pitched.

debbie6122

zayla, can't you do somthing cried jackie, is there a way to get this special fruit? Well, says Zayla i suppose i can sneak to the mother ship without them noticing me, go, go now said mother go now before my ears burst from Zeus crying, with that Zayla disappears and within seconds she is back with a wicked looking tree with this strange looking fruit which is purple with pointy spears coming out all over it, now what, how do i feed him? Asks mother, well first you have to,,,,