chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

sarah1968uk

need to make a quick call. Jackie goes outside and rings Reggie the Boring Boyfriend on her cell phone. She tells him that she's visting her sick Auntie in Vancouver for a couple of weeks .

 She rushes back to the bar and Prince Mutaib is, unbelievably, still there. He has a strong ressemblance to Omar Sharif in Dr Zivago. His gorgeous, liquid eyes look deep into hers and he says....

ruthbru

"Shall we go?" What could I do but agree?  I soon found myself in his chauffeured limousine drinking sparkling champagne as we sped toward his private hanger at the airport.

debbie6122

As there speeding down the road Prince Mutaib gets a call from his father the King, The king insist he return home for some urgent bussiness. The prince tells me that he has to make a detour to egypt first would that be ok? Im getting a little nervous thinking what if they keep me there and I cant get back home I then tell him I dont feel so well and need to use the bathroom in the hanger, I then start crawling out the window and there stands

sewingnut

Bob and Bill.  "Where's Mom?" I asked

Angelice

Bob replied oh she is waiting to see you , before we boarded on the plane with our other friend Mutaib.  , What ! you know Mutaib ?

livinglarge

Well we actually placed an ad in the Egyptian papers for you.  Prince Mutaib was the first to respond so we told him where he could find you.  Jackie was stunned and asked to see the ad.  The ad stated an open minded American lady was looking for adventures abroad. Jackie was furious at Bob and Bill and let's not forget dear old mom who was also in on this deal.

Jackie stormed up to Prince Mutaib and 

sarah1968uk

 yelled at him." Excuse me, your so-called Royal Highness!  I'm not that kind of girl! What do you take me for -  some cheap tart in a 70's porno?  I'll have you know I'm an assistant bank manager who enjoys collecting Dolly Parton memorabelia!  I'm a respectable woman!!!"

 "Ah - Dolly Parton - she is, I think, my ideal woman. I'm her biggest fan in Egypt!" replies the Prince.

Laurie08

"please don't take offense in the way we have met.  You know we had a spark from the moment we looked at one another.  Do you really not want to have an adventure with me?"  I looked at this handsome man and thought, to hell with the Dolly Parton memorabilia, like any woman could measure up to her!  I am going to give this a go.  So as my mother taught me I hiked up my skirt a little and

livinglarge

grab my prince by the arm and off we went to his private plane.  Rather we were going straight to Paris instead of swinging by Egypt.  Something in the back of my head is sending up red flags.  I guess I should

sewingnut

just relax.  After all I am going to be in Paris at the same time as the new clothing lines are being shown.  Maybe my fair Prince will ply me with expensive designer clothing.  I want to look presentable when

Laurie08

everyone takes my picture on the arm of this hunk a chunk of love!  So I put on a little lipstick and get on the plane and settle in for a nice ride, some champagne and kisses. I am so happy that they serve me...

ruthbru

strawberries dipped in the finest chocolate, caviar and the most expensive champagne, served in a silver goblet. The prince and I have just exchanged the most delicious kiss when all of the sudden, the plane begins to shake and dives into a bank of dark clouds.

Laurie08

I'm embarrassed to admit my stomach does a swirl.  All I can thinkof is I have to find a bathroom and save my dignity, somehow.  So I smile at my soon to be lover and cool as a cucumber...

debbie6122

I blurt out, Have you heard of the mile high club? The prince smiles wriley, and says, Im not sure, I tell him come let me show you, just then the pilot comes on and says to fasten our seat bealts, i fall straight into prince mutaibs lap and

ruthbru

he joins the Mile High Club by default! But now we have more serious things to consider as the plane seems to be nose diving right toward the sea below!

livinglarge

Just my luck to finally have landed a prince and now the plane seems to be in a death spiral.  I took flying lessons years ago and I will be damned if I am going to let this plane crash.  I unfasten my seatbelt and dash off to the cock pit.  I push the pilot out of the way and grab the thingy that steers the plane and pull the nose up and head for clear skies.  Now with the crises avoided and turn and actually see the pilots face.  OMG it is  

sarah1968uk

 Reggie, the Boring Boyfriend! "What the hell are you doing here!" screamed Jackie.

 "I never believed your sick Aunt story, you deceitful bitch! I ran into an old Gnome club buddy who spots UFOs. He saw the whole thing, so I followed you to the club and overpowered the pilot with my karate skills! If I can't have you Jackie, no-body can!!!"

 He's lost his mind, thought Jackie....

livinglarge

good thing he was never that good at karate and I can over power him.  Since I do feel bad about abandoning Reggie to go on this trip I think it would only be fair for me hook him up with one of the aliens.  It is looking like the only way I am ever going to have any time alone with my prince is to

debbie6122

summon the mother ship, so i mutter the words that nemo had mentioned to me if i ever need them so i could contact my mother, echy mo jo um yum eck, poof and there is the aliens and my mom i hug my mom, im so happy to see her and ask her if she

ruthbru

has gone to Vegas yet.

"No, but we are on our way. Do you and your handsome prince want to come with? Bill and Bob, Nemo and I have decided to have a double wedding. Fat Elvis has a two for the price of one ceremony special going on. You could be our attendents. Or maybe he'd throw in a third wedding free."

She nudged me and fluttered her eyes at my prince.

sarah1968uk

 "Er...no Mom. Prince Mutaib and I aren't quite at that stage yet. By the way, Nemo, any hot aliens available for Reggie on board?"

 Nemo pressed a button on his chest, translating his Alien-speak into English..."Yes, sweet soon-to be daughter in law, Kala here is just Reggie's type. She has the most amazing collection of trolls I've ever seen throughout the galaxies."

Reggie's eyes lit up behind his thick glasses. " Well, Jackie, I guess this is goodbye....Beam me up Nemo!!!" 

ruthbru

Well, now I am feeling left out!

"What do you say, Mutaib? Is it OK if we swing by Vegas for the weddings before we go to Paris? It sounds like it will be an out-of-this-world time!"

sarah1968uk

" Anything for you,darling" said the Prince as he gave me a kiss which made me turn to jelly. I felt the hard shape through his Armani pants as we embraced. It's a gun!  I admit the excitement and danger was quite a turn on!  Looks like life at the bank is over...Now, what to wear to an alien/gay wedding in Vegas....not a problem I'd encountered before!

sarah1968uk

in two days the two kissed and kissed al through the day. then the aliens probes got erected up with exitment then a strange tv channel came up and it had a toad on it with hypnotising eyes and there was a dreary droning sound like a jet engine and it glued them in the tv sreen they would be lost forever. but they ended up in a hawilian shack in a gay movie where two men explot gayness to the world and beyond!!!!   then they end up in a sitcom called southenders where curbert square have ageument conflict involing cigar machine guns and in the end have massive pints at the king geo pub. then they popped out of the tv as humans so thats it.                                                                                    please note that im sarahs son not mum and anyway i am 12 and absolotly crazy!!!!!!!!! PLEASE IGNORE THIS-I'LL DELETE IT SOON!

ruthbru

"Come with me," squeaked Kala, "We have a module on the spaceship that is full of clothes. Our own and samples of earthling garments that we have collected from all over your world.

"Heck," cried mom, Bill and Bob, "we all want to take a look. Maybe we too can find something fabulous to wear for the wedding!"

sarah1968uk

 So they all teleported onto the spaceship. Jackie promised the Prince she would be back within an hour. Everyone squealed with  delight when they saw the Clothes Module. Mom, of course, made a bee-line for the fetish gear. Bill and Bob went gaga for the kilts  - worn the traditional way underneath, unfortunately, Jackie felt like mixing it up a bit - she spied a tight,low-cut rhinestone-embellished jacket and a BIG blonde wig. She decided to give her Prince a treat- Dolly-style! Reggie went for a Matador outfit and Kala's anterior probes wiggled with excitement when she saw him. 

livinglarge

Jackie asks her prince if he needs to call his father since it looks like they are going to be delayed getting to Egypt now that they are attending what seems to be an interesting not to mention an entertaining wedding.  I let Mutaib worry about his dad as I have bigger problems.  Oh yes what to wear... hmmm I got it I will wear my Cher costume from Halloween.  That's perfect for a gay/alien wedding in Vegas performed by a fat Elvis in personator.

Not that I reflect back on the hug I am not sure that was actually a gun in his pocket it could have been 

livinglarge

I missed the last page so my latest post is out of order

I like the Dolly outfit better.

debbie6122

some kind of rocket or maybe he was just glad to see me! And boy if that was what i think it was, i cant wait to get back to my prince! Hmmm now back to what to wear, lets see i have the dolly costume and the cher costume.. I think i will wear both, dolly for the ceramony and cher for the after party. I call my prince again and am not getting an answer I hope my prince

whippetmom

is not getting cold feet!  Horrors!  Lord knows with my snarky personality, it would be hard enough finding a frog with the wherewithall to support me, much less have a handsome young Prince literally dropped into my lap.  So I shove my way past mother, who is looking frightful in a silver string bikini, and rush out of the Clothes Module.  I immediately