OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm
but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back
to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws
the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car
forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I
think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And
the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The horse in the hole reminds me of a true story..

Some years back SIL's father and brother, who were in charge of digging the graves for the dearly departed members of their church, completed the task the night before the funeral of one of the church members. Early the next morning they got a frantic call from the family who had driven past the church to make sure all was in readiness. Apparently what they found was a horse in their mother's grave! The horse had escaped from his field and fell in the hole during the night. It took some planning to get the appropriate winches and machinery to get the horse out before the funeral that afternoon..

I do eat chocolate and perhaps that's why my nipple is a little dark.  It was dark chocolate.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone.  I apologize if it does, but I just couldn't resist.

We could hold our annual clucking conference here...

Sam.....new members will always have a place!! Do you cluck, chirp or beegok? Can you join the choir? Tin hat ready? Enough asparagus for the cure and to pass?

Bizarre!  The treatment area seems so dirty!  Looks like someplace CG might be.

I'll bet it is cold laying on a metal table and being covered with wet cloth and foil.  May cure cancer but you get a nasty case of pneumonia.

Well now, I know you can kill garden slugs with tobacco and water so if you have slugs you might be cured...not sure about cancer...

LOLOLOL!!! "treatment includes the blowing of smoke from "divine cigarettes" infused with "nanotechnology" to remove their cancer causing "free radicals."

Ahhh, but this one cures cancer AND helps with the side effects!  

Oh Veggy, I'd say it needs to be added to The Cure recipe! 

Don't hate me for my hat.

Maybe McFly  is the Cure Guy?  It does rhyme...