How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start
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between Harley's duct tape and LUV's chewing gum...we'll fix MissS up in a jiffy!
Soon she will have her own line....
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LOL where on earth did you find this? LOL too funny!
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***LOL...AOL images!
*** JulZ said, I wanna have my own design collection too! LUV said, call it....
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LUV's design...she wants to change all the SUV's too...
We are launching our line/ideas on e-bay maybe we can collect enough funds to.....
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OMG! Absolutely love these designs! Don't even know what to say next!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me, w/ my mouth shut?!?!?!?! What is wrong w/ this picture?????????????
Okay, got it!!!!!!!!....may be we can collect enough funds to free spar2 from jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, didn't we tell you, spar2 is in prison... she got sentenced to 5...
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Now LUV is shocked....NbN has "writers block" quick someone grab the....
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To 5 Pickles per Day? 5 Sheets to the Wind? 5 Beats per Minute? 5 Bananas per Bunch? Man this is sooooooo Confusing! Can anyone figure this out......
MissS said 5 Yodling Pickles? 
Oppps I could only find 3 Sheets said NBN!
Biker said Maybe we could find the 5 musical beats in Here!Julz was looking for the Bananas in a bunch........
She Looked Here......
But they weren't talking! I think these guys ate them! Harley what do you think....... -
Harley said, "I can't think! I'm busy!" She frowned for a minute and suddenly screamed out, "I know! Five Golden Rings!"
We all looked at Harley and in a unison that was magical chimed in together, "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree."We laughed and laughed, but decided it was not quite time for Christmas just yet.
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That's right, it's not Christmas yet. Puh-leeze!
Since it was getting close to Halloween, the breast friends decided to throw a big costume party. But first, they had to figure out a way to get Spar out of jail. While driving back to their rooms, the girls were pulled over for drunken driving. Since Spar was at the wheel, she got thrown in the pokey. They didn't have enough money to come up with bail, so they decided to........
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***Oh, LUV wants to have a Halloween party !!! ***
decided to...buy Poor Spar and JulZ......
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Biker thought that was an excellent idea! All the girls should have helmets and muzzles and they wouldn't never get into any trouble! But no fun either.
They thought that an old haunted mansion would be a great place for their party. Spar knew of a place, so they all went to check it out. They opened the front door, "Creeeeeeaaaaak". No one could even breathe. Suddenly, there was a huge crash!!! MissS jumped so high, she hit her head on the ceiling. It was a good thing she was wearing her helmet, cause she surely would have split her skull wide open! LUV just ran in circles, screaming something about........
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...FIRE UP MY CRACK!!!!!! FIRE UP MY CRACK!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the freaking biscuit was she talking about?!?!?! We did not have Indian food for lunch!!!!
Okay girls put your helmets and goggles on, we are going to...
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be needing all the "support" we can get...
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OK... why is Spar in Jail?? What did she do?
LOL The bird, reading that book about SH*Ting on humans! LOL
So we all pitched in, to throw this fundraiser to get Spar out of jail!! Harley volunteered to make some melon balls, and sell them, to help raise money. NbN and LUV were going to make some decorations so the place would look really creepy!!
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But before all the melon balls and creepy decorations, we were all going to sit down and learn about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfCvVJZ6KTs&feature=related
Can you tell it's lunch time for me?!?!?! (I had lunch at this place, it's along the Punta Cana beaches, delicious!)
spar just kept on yelling "get me out of here"... luv kept on yelling: "my crack is on fire"... what a mess! And there comes Julz with...
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her 5 pickles thinking she can free Spar from jail with those. Nice try and you would think that would work since she is not a repeat offender but no such luck in this case. Everyone joins together to figure out what we need to do. Luv is having a hard time joining in with her crack being on fire and Harley is busy with the delicious melon balls and if we don't stop eating them there wont be any to sale. Biker is still thinking of helmets and muzzles and NBN has a lightbulb moment and decides........
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Rosered would be the perfect haunted house to try to spend the night in and have a party. I snuck to the prison library and borrowed the computer long enough to post this. GET ME OUT!
Put a little vasoline on Luvs crack so she will be quite and get to planning what our costumes are gonna be and who all the elite we are going to invite. What ever you guys were eating at punta cana I was glad I didn't eat there and I thought prison food was bad.
I am learning to always expect the unexpected.
this is me and Julz if we get out of prison in time. Save us girls. Plug our mouths may we never utter another bad thing
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Biker decided we should sell that crack. That gave us plenty of money to spring Spar and we had enough left over to throw a great partay!! Woo hoo!
The girls liked the idea of RedRose, so off they went to plan their party. When they got close to the mansion, LUV and Spar looked up at one of the windows and saw
This AGAIN caused MissS to hit her freaking head. Again, thank goodness for the helmet. Biker thought they should ALL put their helmets on, cause it was getting dangerous! Slowly, they climbed the stairs.
When they got to the top, guess who was waiting for them?
So they asked the residents if they had any liquor, cause you know the breast friends never do anything without liquor. And then.......
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Help is on the way.
Edited for Visine
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRR, it's cold in here... and it, it, it... SMELLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that U?!?!?!?! Darn it, I told U to use the plug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SILENCE!!!!!!!!! sahalie says. Oh men, did we shut up right away... as her voice just continued to echhhooooooeeeeeee through the house. DO YOU HAVE THE CODE???????????????
Code?!?!?!
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sahalie: Yes... the CODE!
spar and julz behind bars and still full of vasoline and now feathers were added to the situation, decide to speak up; they say:
Is it:
1. When you are sad -I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! ! ! ! !2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared - we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby! ! !
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask - because you are my FRIEND?????!!!!
Is this what you are refering yourself to sahalie? Both girls ask at the same time, while the rest of the gang is just watching this "crazy creepy Halobreastohinic" show developing... and sahalie says:...
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I don't do codes. Didn't ask either.
I lost my decoder ring when I was six.
I do know to Beware of "green" things.
Continue.
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So Biker grabbed Sahalie and gave her a helmet of her own. Put this on girlie, you never know what we will find in the haunted mansion. Braver women have gone before us, and the helmets came in handy.
By this time Spar and Julz had joined us, since we got them sprung by selling "crack". The girls really were getting into party mode. But first they needed to pick out suitable costumes. Since we tend to be so gassy and smelly, Biker thought this was appropriate.
But this was looking more like it!
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Harley LOVES Halloween!! It is one of her favorite holidays!
She got excited, making plans for the big spooky gala!! SHHH.... She isn't telling anyone what her costume will be... it's a secret!!
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Okay...selling crack and putting Vaseline on LUV's !? Where has LUV been...besides eating too much of Punta !?
LUV said that Harley HAS to tell us her secret...so we must pull it out of her. Spar grabbed the drinks and NbN grabbed....
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her dog to take along with her because Halloween stuff is kinda scary and NBN wanted some protection and we all know how she loves her dog. Amy runs over to see the dog because she is a total animal lover. Harley keeps saying she will never tell what her costume is but we all think we will get it out of her. How could she keep a secret from us? Spar is still holding the drinks when........
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...she gets tangled up on Julz balls and chains and falls flat on her... (Yes, we did not have time to take these two jail-birds out of their cuffs, balls and chains, yet!!!!)...
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Okay...who wore the balls and who wore the chain !??... ROTFLMAO....LUV felt bad and made a beautiful pumpkin in lieu of Halloween for dear Spar and JulZ !
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Oh my! Biker did not realize that JulZ and Spar had BALLS! She and Lv2cmp were so busy tickling NbN's doggie, she just hadn't noticed. She wondered if the dog was coming to the party also.
Everyone loved LUV's pumpkin! That must be the centerpiece, they cried! Suddenly the pumpkin exploded with a bang!! Again, MissS was wearing her helmet, so she was the only one who didn't get smacked in the head with pumpkin pulp. And out of the mass of pulsating pumpkin pulp, rose..........
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a key to the slammer ! !!!!! JulZ and Spar can escape !!?? They couldn't believe their eyes...as well as Biker
JulZ screamed out, "KEYS"...Biker screamed out. " BALLS ?! " Lv2Cmp said she could "distract" the guard. She started strutting over and gently whispered in his ear.....
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