How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

NaughtybyNature

...your flier is open!... Are you advertising for new tenants?!?!?!"

Oh this haunted mansion was full of surprises... each room brought new thrills...NbN decided to go to the "foggy" room... it had a distinct odor... but she was very "happy" there... she told her girls... "Go ahead, I w/ Ketchup w/ Us later...!"  OH GEE, she started talking "funny"... again!!!!!!!!!!  So Luv2camp decided to stay w/ NbN to make her company and ...

LUVmy2girlZ

stay awhile....we all started to laugh uncontrollably...WOW this is SOME "foggy" room....

NbN began chanting.....

lv2cmp

There coming to take us away ha ha, there coming to take us away.....Julz and Spar said hush because they had been taken away once and didnt plan on doing it again.  Biker has a drink in one hand and NBN's pup in the other and is as happy as she can be.  NBN won't hush about being taken away and Lv2cmp hands her a drink of.........

Harley44

...well, it was a BLOODY Mary, but it was all dressed up for Halloween, and it was scary, with smoke coming out of it!!

suddenly, HARLEY showed up, dressed as ......

ok... it was a HUGE nipple...

lv2cmp

lv2cmp screams loudly because it had been such a long time since she saw a nipple considering she had bi lateral mastectomy back in 04 and no recon.  She first said,,what is that then recalled what a nipple used to look like.  Oh my, such a great costume.  NBN can't say a word because she is busy slurping her blood mary Luv continues to laugh but now is laughing at Harleys costume, Lv2cmp decides she needs a bloody mary also and......

NaughtybyNature

...she "yankes" JulZ and spar's balls and chains... "Heeeeeeeeee Us....... Ussssssss been very bad GIRLZZZEEEESSS!... now... please go get me a darn Bloody Mary Alice and make sure that Harley does not trip over her enormongest Niplelopissssss!" 

Luv was on the floor laughing (the fumes got her)...

LUVmy2girlZ

so she began crawling on the floor and looked up at Harleys GIANT nipple and started singing 99.......

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GuEWNSnySCk&feature=related

spar2

pretty soon  NBN and Luv2camp were both talking funny.  MissS and Spar had went to the ghost room, it was so cool there are so many people and you can see right threw them, some are crying, some are laughing. and some were just like zombies.  It was funny and sad at the same time so we decided to go to the room where we heard all the laughter and of course it was NBN and Lv2cmp.  Julz and Luv went to the room that people actually disappeared into the walls but Harley grabbed their arms and said I have a bad feeling about that room, one of you will disappear for good so they headed to the laughter room.  Biker opened up the door of the laughter room and everyone was laughing so hard that tears were rolling down their faces.  MissS said my face is beginning to hurt but I can't quit laughing.  NBN keep screaming show us the balls so finally

Julz and Spar showed their balls.  the laughing room was starting to be a pain because there is no way someone can quit laughing while they are in there.  It was also full of laughing ghost!

Biker said she was getting hungry for the munchies and NBN just rolled on the floor saying how can we munch when we are laughing.  Julz said I have it!  We will all hold our breath and when we hold it long enough to quit laughing we can go out and eat. 

Biker54

Soon they were all laying on the floor with blue faces, BUT, they had indeed stopped laughing.  So they all jumped up and went downstairs to the huge buffet that had been set up.  Biker had such a case of the munchies, that she dove head first into the dessert table.  LUV and Spar were just running around in circles, stuffing food into their mouths.  Lv2camp was in the corner with her baby goat, sharing her Magic Hat with it.  NbN didn't think that it was a good idea to give beer to the goat.  Why not?, said Lv2cmp.  What could happen?????  Put on your helmet MissS!!!  Hold onto your balls, JulZ!!!!

LUVmy2girlZ

(ROTFLMAO)

Spar said it was bad enough w/ LUV's beans and "crack"....we don't need another a$$ to spoil the mood....but everyone seemed to enjoy the goats company...

dancing.......ummm........fans

we turned around and the goat was MIA...wth???  We sent a search party out to look....

NaughtybyNature

...for the freaking goat!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can U believe that... in a haunted mansion, high as a kite, w/ food all over our mouth and hands, with balls and chains hanging, and "crack" bags for sale... we are looking for a freaking GOAAAATTTTT!

Well, well, well... guess where we found the goat... more so... guess who was with the goat?!?!?!?!  Let me give you a hint... there's a helmet involved and some pickles... but whose helmet... and what are the pickles for?!?!?!  Did I tell you too that there is a snorkeling mask too involved?!?!?!?!  Tam/Tam/Tammmmmmmm!

LUVmy2girlZ

it wasn't Luv2 she was posting fliers...

and LUV was....trying to "Hip Hop" only she was shaking her hips and literally hopping...

she is SO white.....( ROTFLMAO)

Nbn was....screaming I am soooooo...

Biker was....showing everyone her new shirt, she took it OFF because they were having

problems reading it...oh like THATS gonna help !??? WTH???

So WHO is that anyway....

 Harley ?????

and and JulZ was playing Truth or Dare....

This leaves MissS or Spar....hmmmmm....

Biker54

Which one still has their boobs?  lol

Harley44

I thought Miss S. was the one who wore the helmet!  Harley said.

LUVmy2girlZ

Then its official...its MissS, in the lounge, with a PICKLE!

 mystery solved!

spar2

Spar said what is that smell and what is that noise?  Luv with all her hiphop dancing had knocked over a candle but didn't even notice it, the haunted house was on fire and sirens were what we were hearing, we all decided to try and make a run for it. I mean leave it to us to burn down a 200 year old haunted house. Julz said RUN, I just can't do anymore jail time.

We all made it to the bus and then Harley screamed, wait MissS and Lv2cmp aren't here, we ran back and they had ran back in the burning building to get the goat.  We finally all made it back to the bus and we were all still woozy and hungry. MissS kept saying I was craving pickles, all I was doing was eating them.  What is wrong with you girls.

That is her story and she is sticking to it.  We barely missed being caught.  NBN said well, we should turn ourselves in, it would be the right thing to do.  biker said Are you NUTS!  Harley screamed at NBN we are SO NOT doing that. Luv was screaming at Spar drive spar put your pedal to the metal. NBN said make a right at the next street.  Oh great see where you have gotten us now

LUVmy2girlZ

no wonder LUV was so "HOT" dancing....she was wondering why people were singing...

" The ROOF ...The ROOF  The ROOF is on FIRE !!! " ...its ALL so clear now!  ( LOL )

So we arrived at a private partry...opened the door.......

LUVmy2girlZ

and SURPRISE !  HAPPY BIRTHDAY Biker !!!

there was a beautiful cake...

 Make a wish!......

lots of fun-fetti !

a little dinner and fine wine...

gifts...luv the 2009 Harley....

and of course some "entertainment"....

Biker54

Awww, thank you!!!!  I really, really appreciate it!!   You girls are the best!

Harley44

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Biker!!

NaughtybyNature

Hey Biker... HAPPY, HAPPY BD!!!!!  Some hunkie party boys and girls w/ be joining us in a second...

Anonymous

Happy Birthday, Biker!!

I wish that was me in that helmet with the boobs. I only have one boob and it's considerably more to the south. hee!

LUVmy2girlZ

me too MissS...for now we can "Stand together as one" LOL....

Okay...so NbN was in search for the "hunkie party boys" that would be here in a "second"...okay THAT was 6 hours ago...we sent the WRONG woman on this mission my friend...

NaughtybyNature

... oh so sorry, but the freaking helmet I am wearing, the googles that came w/ it in honor of Biker are all fogged up (;-0) and I can't see s%$#, cause me to bang my head on...

julz4

On the kitchen Door where Julz Had Found Biker busy with "The Hunks"......

They were having Fun trying to Cook Up Something interesting for Her Birthday! Spar said can you tell me what those Kitchen Honey's are trying to do with Biker Babe.......

Biker54

Biker thought they were looking for the whipped cream.  They were going to make a Biker Sundae with hot fudge and a cherry on top!  Woo Hoo!  Right in the middle of all the fun, the breast friends burst in on Biker.  Come on, Spar yelled.  We gotta high tail it outta here!  Those hunks all have girlfriends and they are not happy!  So MissS put her helmet on and they all took off running for the bus, with poor Biker bringing up the rear, dripping with chocolate sauce.  She was not going to be happy if she didn't get a shower soon.  They jumped on the bus, laughing and completely out of breath.  JulZ wanted to go to Canada.  Harley wanted to go to Daytona.  LUV wanted to go wherever the party was.  Spar just wanted to go!  NbN thought they should go to.........

spar2

visit circus circus in Las Vegas since we were kind of on the western part of the US.  Spar said sure, I always like vegas and we got money to blow.  NBN said I have got to see Cher, she is also a very naughty girl.  We sat Biker on a blanket so she wouldn't get chocolate on everything, she kept saying I could have had so much fun!  MissS said you would have been so beaten up, you shoulda seen their girlfriends.  If you think they are muscled up, their girlfriends must have been heavy weight weigt lifters, be grateful, we saved your life.  Julz starting singing Oh boy what happens in vegas stays in vegas. 

Oh boy, here we come.

lv2cmp

lv2cmp is busy counting her pennies to see how much money she will have and also has to have enough money to pay for a goat sitter because leaving a lil baby goat alone is always trouble as we can already tell. 

NBN wont stop talking about meeting Cher and Biker is wishing the girlfriends had not shown up so soon because she wanted that sundae with whipped cream.

Julz and Spar are hoping they can stay out of trouble in Vegas but geesh it can be so tempting at times.  They make a pinkie promise to watch after each other and to keep each other from getting in trouble cause its no fun in the slammer. 

MissS straps on her helmet and says she can handle anything.  Harley is right beside her and can't wait to get off the bus when.........

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV jumps out and moons the "play-yas"....only her crack didn't exactly heal 100 %

Biker54

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!