How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

LUVmy2girlZ

my moms condo she stayed at....her bedroom

Charter....

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV can't find hers on-line...but did find the pool

LUV remember the cousins and our girls were in the hot tub with snow all around them...they daringly made snow angels in their bathing suites!  Ahhhhhh such memories!

So LUV showed us around and JulZ said she wanted to be sumbunny...we said you are dear JulZ and she said no a sumbunny!

a beautiful snowbunny....we decided that we should all go Skiing!.....( As much as LUV luves Colorado and was born there...and frequently goes back to see her Brother, who ski's black diamonds LUV SUCKS at skiing!!!! 

Harley44

Nicki,

I'm waving... right back at ya! 

NbN,

Good to see you, my friend!  oh, and thanks for the funny emails!!

LUV, Beautiful pics!  I am also feeling homesick for the days before the bc beast came to visit uninvited, and now is teasing me, taunting me, and scaring me again, that he may strike again at any time...  it makes me so sad and angry, too.

P.S.  I also HATE snakes!!

The skiing sounded fun, but Harley stayed in and drank some more Melon Balls!  She enjoys sitting in front of the fire, and watching the snow from inside, where it is warm. 

spar2

YEA, sounds like the perfect get away so Luv make us reservations we load up the bus and will be there by morning.  Spar has never skied but she will try anything once. She may be a ski star and never knew it.

I want the hot tub with the snow all around us with a good bottle of wine.

Anonymous

Miss S and Harley went off to get several bottles of wine while the rest of the gals skied and reserved the hot tub for our group. Of course, Harley and Miss S didn't just go to get wine. While they were out they ran into....

spar2

Please not Brad again, Luv will start swearing she is prego again.  Soon as Luv heard she grabbed MissS and said where is he, he is the father of my child.  Spar said Luv you don't have a child.  Luv said I packed my tummy in my bag I am going back inside and put it on, then lead me to him.  Harley said but Angelena is with him, Luv said don't matter, he is mine.  Julz was going oh no here we go again.  Luv has lost her mind, She is perfectly sane until she hears the name Brad.  Should we give her a drink and put a mickey in it to keep her asleep and calm until Brad leaves town.  What do you guys think?  I just want a relaxing evening in the hot tub, am not in the mood for Luv's hysterics.  lv2cmp said maybe if I get her one of my cuddly baby goats that would keep her arms full and make her feel better. Good idea Spar said.  It was really funny after Luv had several cosmos and margaritas she was cuddling the goat saying what a beautiful baby she had.  We were all just snickering.

One hot tub was full of guys, we wanted a bigger better hot tub anyway

spar2

here we are making our snow angels and

here is our neighbor making his snow angel

Harley44

Everyone had so much fun playing in the snow!  It was wonderful!  Afterward, we all went to sit in front of the fire, drinking some drinks and laughing about all the fun we had, and all the things we shared together.

Biker54

Biker just loves to play in the snow, although she never, ever skis.  Oh my goodness!  Was Brad here and we missed him?  He's probably too busy with all his own babies to worry about LUV.  Or any of us, for that matter.  I think cuddling with the baby goat is way more fun.  Lv2cmp, do goats have bad breath?  That might ruin the moment.

Oooh, it's been a long time since Biker had a melon ball. Is there enough to share, Harley?  That sounds like a good way to end a fun day.  Sitting by the fire, drinking wine and melon balls when

lv2cmp

precious little baby goat gets loose.  I was explaining to BikerJan that baby goats dont have bad breath and she turned the baby goat around and it took off.  Oh my!  Ladies drinking melon balls and chasing baby goats around a hot tob is not a safe thing to do. 

 Luv still has her eyes out looking for Brad when all of a sudden......

spar2

the baby goat just stopped in its tracks and everyone fell over him one by one, we had a pile of friends if only someone had their camera ready,  The baby goat sqiggled out and turned around and just started at us.  Biker and Harley had one too many melon balls and were rolling in the snow laughing and couldn't quit.  Spar and Julz finally got them back in the hot tub before they had freezer burn and MissS kep saying see I could have hit my head falling over that goat wasn't it a good thing I wore my helment in hot tub.  Luv was still in lala land dreaming of Brad, she still didn't believe us that nothing happened that we set her up. The poor baby goat I swear looked like he was laughting his a$$ off, pun intended.

Biker54

My goodness!  I'm sure Miss S is fine, cause she wears a really good helmet.  Those goats do laugh their asses off.  Biker and Harley are still drinking Melon Balls and feeling no pain ( a good thing).  Aaaaahhhh, the hot tub is glorious!  Oh no!  The goats are trying to get into the hot tub with us!!!!  I guess they like the warm water also.  Oh well, we can share.

Oops!  Here come Luv and Spar.  I think we are going to get in trouble now.  It wasn't me, it was.........JulZ!  She grabbed that baby goat and...

Biker54

Uh oh, the goats are in the hot tub, but the water ran out!

LUVmy2girlZ

Everyone officially has "lost their mind" but this is always a good thing!  We decided that we would do everything all at once!

and LUV was "striken a pose"

Spar couldn't believe it.....again!

Anonymous

Mmmmmm melon balls for everyone!

and a hot tub!

Miss S and Luv started fighting over who gets the little gray goat. Spar grabbed a white one and said that one was hers. Biker and Harley decided....

Biker54

OMG! I am lmao!

LUVmy2girlZ

to go after BRAD in the snow....LUV was busy grabbing goats and smiling for a photo opp....but it was the perfect "OPPortunity" for them to slide RIGHT in!...

Biker54

We loved the gray and white ones, so we split them.  Not literally, you ninnies!  We each took one and cuddled them all night.

Biker54

LUV, do you think that Angelina will give up Brad without a fight??

LUVmy2girlZ

by the time she puts ALL those babies down....my bets on you!

Harley44

Biker, of course there are enough melon balls to go around!  I'll share them with you any time!!  I'll share them with everyone, you also, Miss S.!  Thanks for the pics of the melon ball drinks!

Harley and Miss S. got Brad and dragged him back to the hotel.... they ALWAYS get their man!!

Biker54

Once we all got the goats all safe and sound, Biker, Luv, Spar and Julz went in search of fun.  Where are we now?  Oh yes, the mountains.  Looking for a really good hot tub.

Well, we came around the corner and who was in the hot tub?????  McDreamy!!!!!!!  Oh MY!!!!!!!  I'll take him over Brad any day!  And, he had drinks in his hand!!!!  Martinis, Cosmos, beer, whatever our hearts desired.  Biker wants to know why these men are not at her house.  Everyday.

Biker climbed over her traveling companions, trying to get to McDreamy.  LUV pulled her back into the water saying, move over B*tch!!!!  He's mine!  By the time all the girls got finished fighting, he was gone.  Oh well, moving on to...

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV said, Oh man....that was MY DOCTOR!!!!!

He saved my ass once....

mamakaren

OMG!!! You are so funny, It's so good to see that you are full of humor that's the way to live. I see it like this, If life throws you lemons hell lets make lemonade! I love to be around people that are spunky like you, It reminds me of the old me before BC. Slowly but surely I'll get back to how I used to be. You really crack me up believe me I really needed this today thanks!!!

spar2

Well, at least Luv is over her fasination with Brad but now it is McDreamy.  Luv wanted to give him one of those date rape pills in his drink but Spar was trying to talk her out of it.  He was in the lounge just relaxing by himself.  Spar ran back to the hotel room to get some more money and was shocked by what she saw.  MissS and Harley had Brad duct taped to the bed and Harleys underwear was stuffed in his mouth.  I just hope at least they are the clean ones.  Spar just backed out and went back to the hot tub and Luv was gone. Spar went looking for her and She was sitting next to Mcdreamy and he had his head on her shoulder.  Julz was trying to help hold him up.  Well, Luv did it, she has got him knocked out, now what is she gonna do with him. Spar decided to go hang with the goats..............

Harley44

Welcome, Mamakaren!!   

Yes, they WERE the clean underwear, Spar!!  

... since it looked as if there may be a fight between Brad and this McDreamy fellow...  LUV just LUVS it when guys fight over her, so she couldn't wait to see what would happen next! 

spar2

Poor dr mcdreamy was so drugged up he couldn't even stand up with us holding him up, brad was so mad about being taped up so there were no contest.  MissS with her helmet on took Brad by the hand and led him outside and pointed him in the direction of Angelina.  Julz said it might be better if we leave this town tomorrow if we don't straighten up our act.  The hotel was none too happy with us for having all the baby goats in the hot tub, I don't know how we do it but we get in trouble everywhere we go.

julz4

 ******You Girlz are tooooo mucccchhhh! I leave for a few Hours & come back only to ROTFLMAO & peeing my pants! The least you could do is give a "NEEDS A DEPENDS" warning!******

Julz said AMEN! We sure do! Now what Trouble are we Lookin to do it in! Come on Spar, MissS is really worried we are gonna be out in the cold before the Morning! Harley came in just then & said, Everything is O.K. I just took care of the night manager in this Hotel! Spar said what do you mean you took care of the night manager......

spar2

Spar said well, she either killed him or laid him and we need to find out which as soon as possible. MissS said Spar that is not nice she could have paid him off with money.  Julz said yea right like we would believe she would give money away. lv2cmp got all the baby goats back to the owners so what was he still so mad about anyway.  We all cleaned the poo out of the hot tub. Biker popped up with it really is ok, shhh I watched..............

LUVmy2girlZ

***mamakaren... through this thread brought "a little of my old-self back"....too many tears and when I found this thread, and others like it.... it brought back my much needed laughter.  Welcome...remember it doesn't have to be funny just as long as the story keeps goin***

watched ....LUV as she was trying to carry McDreamy away....she threw him over her shoulder like a wet towel and ran with his head bobbling.  The girlZ were screamin wait LUV!  They ran after her only to find her in bed w/ Brad AND McDreamy...this time LUV "jumped" at the opportunity....LUV had always wanted a "two-some" with her luvers...its not the way she pictured it...but ...