How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

spar2

After we lost our money at the casino and had all we could drink for free and still stand upright we went up to our room to pay the goat sitter and get some rest because tomorrow we were going to find another haunted place to head to for halloween, we also wanted to find halloween decorations for the bus.  We paid the baby goat sitter but felt like flushing her head in the toilet, she kept the goat on the bed with her while she was watching tv and there was a big steaming pile of poop on lv2cmp's bed. NBN said thank goodness it wasn't my bed. Spar told her you can sleep with me tonight.  MIssS said she could not handle the oder so we rolled it up and moved the covers out in the hall and down a few doors.  Julz stumbled to her bed and was singing I wish I had a teddy bear. Luv said I can call you up one on the phone.  Biker reached over and hit Luv and told her don't give us any ideas, we got a busy day tomorrow. 

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV shoved some tissues in everyone's nostrils and helped clean up "Billy" goats pellets...which resembled chocolate covered raisins...mmmmm LUV wants some chocolate before we all crash...

Biker54

Biker wanted chocolate too, but she thought she would pass on the chocolate covered raisins just now.

After they got rid of the goat poopie, they decided to tell ghost stories, just to get into the Halloween spirit.  They were still pretty tipsy from drinking in the casinos, so this was gonna be good!

One foggy night, a couple of teenagers were parked at the local make-out spot.  They were busy kissin' and whatnot, and not paying any attention to what was going on outside the car.

"What was that?", she screamed.

They both jumped up and outside the car was......

LUVmy2girlZ

***I like the ghost story idea***

glowing eyesstaring back.  They locked the doors and tried to start the car but dropped the keys ( don't ya HATE that ? ) and stumbled to grab them...FINALLY started the car and the thick fog rolled in.   They tried to drive but.....

Anonymous

the car was stuck in park and they couldn't get it out. They were frantic, but it wouldn't move. They saw a huge shadow and their eyes grew big. "Hurry!!!!!!!!", the girl screamed at her fellow.

lv2cmp

Frantically we started grabbing anything we could to cover up the windows so that the big eyes could not stare in to us.  We had blankets and some towels but still not enough so Luv started to take her clothes off.  We all stopped her because we didnt want to see "the crack" since it wasnt in the best of shape.  We advised her that keeping her clothes on was much more important than the big eyes seeing us. 

The big eyes was getting closer and closer and we were still stuck in park.  We screamed louder as we felt danger getting closer.  We could also hear chain noises with each step it took.  Spar and Julz was having flashbacks to being locked up so that was helping at all.  BikerJan screams oh my gosh its.....................

LUVmy2girlZ

ohhhh yea.....LUV had a "flash backs"as well....

LUV buttoned up and Spar and JulZ kept screaming," WE DID OUR TIME.. WE DID OUR TIME!"

Biker screams, "oh my gosh its got fangs and LONG NAILS that began to scratch the windows which sent chills up our bodies ( mmmmm LUVy LIKEY ) then pounding began and we....

lv2cmp

All grabbed the shift changer and jerked it back so hard that it flew into reverse and we heard ccccccccllllllllluuuunnnnnkkkkk.  We let out a big cheer because we knew we had ran over the evil thing.  Biker Jan brought out the bottle to celebrate and Lv2cmp was the first to push her cup forward.  Spar and Julz has had a rough time lately so lv2cmp decided to let them have the first drinks but sure didnt want to miss out on the liquid.  LUV can't stop talking about those chills up her body of course.  MissS is glad she had her helmet on because her head hit the windshield when we went flying backwards.  We are all thinking a helmet is a good thing because it has saved MissS many times.  We were all so busy celebrating running over the 'thing' that we didnt notice......

LUVmy2girlZ

it staggered and started running back to the vehicle...

Biker54

What were we thinking????  Everyone knows that the bogeyman never gets killed!!!!!  Lv2cmp grabbed a bottle of Jack and went to throw it at the beast, so we could light him up like a roman candle.  Biker grabbed the bottle from her.  WHAT ARE YOU THINKING????  Don't throw the good stuff!!!  Throw the rock gut liquor instead.  LUV happened to have a cheap bottle of whiskey down her pants, so Lv2cmp grabbed that and threw it all over the spooky, scary beast.  Spar threw a match on him and he went up in flames, running around, screaming his fool head off.

The girls jumped back into the car, with the teenagers, and took off for the town. 

Suddenly..........

spar2

firetrucks and police cars whiz by us.  MissS said I am so glad we got out of there and didn't get caught up with the law, poor Julz and Spar are still in trouble.  The bogeyman caught the grass and trees on fire and was still running through the woods catching stuff on fire.  NBN said I wonder what they are going to think when they catch up with that bogeyman, He ain't gonna mess with us breast sistas anymore.  We drove through town looking for a place to get a bite to eat and people were staring and pointing and Luv was saying what in the world are they looking at, I still have all my clothes on.  Lv2cmp told Spar to pull over, we pulled into a Denny's and all got out, all the people in the parking lot started screaming, there was a green bigfoot hanging on to the top of our car, soon as we stopped he took off lunging side to side through the streets like he didn't know where to go or what to do.  MissS said awwwwwh he belongs in the forest, we probably need to help him get back. Harley said are you.............

Harley44

kidding?!! I am NOT going back in that forest again!!

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV can see it now...

Okay, someone has to draw straws again....Biker offered to "tie up" the beast...since she has the most 'experience'  ...which was totally acceptable...but the spanking wasn't exactly necessary....

lv2cmp

Biker was all upset because tying up and spanking just go together but we convinced her she could make it this time without it.  We promised her another drink and that was all it took. 

Spar and Julz just wanted the bogeyman back in the woods because just the thought of police coming after them scared them.  They didn't want to go back to just bread and water anymore and were enjoying their free speech.

HarleyS says she will wait for us at the Dennys because she isnt going back to those woods and thinks we are all crazy.

MissS wants to go help put the monster back in the woods but she doesnt want Harley to wait at Denny's by herself

Biker gets busy tying up the monsters and has a huge smile on her face when......

spar2

Spar started screaming LOOK BEHIND YOU, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!  Biker turned around and lost her smile, bigfoots mate had come to his rescue.  Julz slashed the ropes holding bigfoot to the tree and we all took off running fast as we could back to the car.  lv2cmp looked back once and the bigfoots were hugging.  When we got back to denny's and told Harley and MissS all about it.  MissS said awwwhhh alls well that ends well.  It was a good thing she had her helmet on cause Biker hit her, she has missed out on her bigfoot experience.  We decided to move to a bar after we ate so we could have a few drinks and discuss what all has happened and where we want to stay.  spar wanted to Crescent Hotel and Spa in Eureka Springs built in 1886.  There are suppose to be lots of ghost there pulling your covers off, appearing in the halls and talking to you.

They have a tour for ghost and if you take a picture of a ghost it comes out as a round light on your film.

here is a picture of the hotel and a picture of one of its ghost.  What do you girls think?

Biker54

Even though Biker was upset at losing the Bigfoot experience, she liked the hotel.  Why, maybe we will see actual ghosts!!!!!!  MissS put her helmet on and the breast friends walked through the front door.  A strange little man greeted them when they came in.  Smoking or non-smoking he said.  HUH??  What the heck was he talking about?  Everyone knows there is no smoking in hotels anymore.  They said, WHATEVER!  He showed them to their rooms.  They all paired off in twos.  Spar and LUV, MissS and Harley, Biker and lv2cmp, JulZ and NbN, and, and, and,  the Bigfoot!!!!!!!!!  OMG!!! Where did he come from??  I guess he was tired of taking crap from the wife and wanted to hang out with a real group of women!

All of a sudden, SMOKE came wafting down the hallway.  This is a non-smoking establishment yelled MissS.  Thank goodness she had her helmet on, because.......

spar2

the smoke was an actual ghost forming and MissS was so scared that she passed out and hit her head on the wall.  Biker was saying hey, way cool.  what is your name?  This particular ghost just ignored us and walked right through each of us sending a coldness through our bodies as it did. The owner of the hotel lives on the top floor with her husband and greatbig huge dog and she told us sometimes they will stop and talk to you or appear as a real person and ask if we have seen one of their loved ones.  We were told there were a few playful ghost there like like to pull the covers off the bed of sleeping ones at that MissS said she was sleeping in her helmet. Julz had her camera out trying to take pictures.  NBN had that look in her eye and said I wonder..........

snowyday

Snowy will join us, she loves ghost watching and has the equipment to talk with them. So NbN called Snowy to come to the hotel and make sure to bring her ghost hunting bag. Maybe they just want to talk and have a party like the old days...

Biker54

The breast friends decided to let the ghosts come to the party.  It might turn out to be fun!!  MissS finally regained conciousness and adjusted her helmet.  Suddenly the ghost came down the hall again, sending MissS into a tizzy.  Whap!  She hit the wall again!  Snowy grabbed her ghost hunting equipment and tried to catch the ghost.  This time there were several of them.  An old man, an old woman and a terribly sad young woman, who cried all the time.  Spar asked her why she was crying. "I've been searching for so long now, trying to find my lost shaker of salt. "  Lost shaker of salt???  Biker yelled, "Margarita Time!!!!!!"  That's why these poor ghosts have been roaming the halls.  They had been looking for the party for years.

NbN clapped her hands!  Spar and MissS jumped up and down!  LUV, Biker and lv2cmp poured themselves really big Margaritas!  Snowy was still trying to talk to them.  JulZ just wanted to play!  Harley wasn't quite sure about all this and kept trying to run away.  Biker thought she may have to tie Harley up if she wouldn't stay put!  Soon the friends were having a rocking good party with the trio of ghosts.

Suddenly, an unearthly wail pierced the air.  OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOOOO.  Everyone stopped dead in their tracks.  The door slowly opened, and there stood.......

spar2

A very old ghost man with a huge ghost dog by his side.  Snowy had her equipment set up and caught this on film, you could see right through him and his dog and he was talking in a very low rough voice, asking us if we could take him outside to the light.  I knew I didn't have that kind of power but maybe..........

Anonymous

we could figure out how to help them. The ghost dog looked concerned about the old man and licked his hand.

"Do you see the light?" we asked him. We thought maybe he just needed a helping hand, but then he replied, "Yes, and I must take the feet of two cows and your sister to pass through to the next level."

"MY sister? You want my sister's feet?" Snowy asked. We all stared to see whose sister was going to be asked to donate her feet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" came the loud bellow. The ghost was not amused.

"Your sister has to come with me and I have come to find her," he said as his crooked finger pointed right at.........

spar2

2 ghost that were appearing before our very eyes,  I guess he meant a sister that had already passed but hadn't went to the light yet.  Hopefully one of these ghost sistas can go with him and I ain't cutting off 2 cows feet but I could buy him some pickled pigs feet at the grocery store.  Harley said this place is getting a little too spooky for me.  Julz told her oh come on, ghost can't hurt us when all of a sudden...............

spar2

A man backing out of his room so fast knocked MissS down, he was in shock because he was seeing his first ghost, we invited him to stay with us to try to help them and he said he would but first he needed to go down to the bar and get some courage.  Luv said I will drink to that. NBN told the ghost either follow us or go into the light or wait here, lets go get that drink. Harley winked and said DRINKS.  Julz and Spar were not going to stay there alone so they went too. Lv2cmp said it is a good thing poor MissS had her helmet on but we convinced her it would be ok to take it off just to go have a drink. Biker said you know what happens when we all have drinks she better leave it on.

lv2cmp

We all head down to the bar to have a dose of courage because all this ghost stuff is getting to us.  MissS agrees to take her helmet off but holds on tight to it in case she needs it quickly.  LUV Biker, and Harley are racing to the bar and lv2 is not far behind.  She would run faster if she could.  NBN and Snowy are discussing the equipment that snowy has.  Julz and Spar are listening to Snowy discuss the cool equipment.  We all try to keep an eye on those two because we know they can get into trouble and not be aware of anything they are doing wrong.  Biker runs so fast she knocks into MissS.  MissS says thats it and plops the helmet back on her head.  Geesh, you women are nuts she says. 

spar2

Snowy, set her equipment up in the bar and showed us the film from upstairs, it was amazing, we now have proof that ghost do exist.  As we looked around we realized some of the people in the bar was ghost, you could slightly see through them, but as long as we got our drinks we didn't care.  We decided we would only spend one night here and hit the road again, it was just a little too much and who knows if we will get any sleep.................

NaughtybyNature

...intermission... just wanted to send LUV a huge (((((((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))))))); (Sorry I have beem MIA but a week ago my foot went under the knife... all is well and I am back at work catching up... sorry, still cannot post pictures :-(... end of intermission!

Biker54

I hope your foot is ok NbN!

Ok, back to the story........

We stayed up all night, of course, talking and partying with the barful of ghosts.  They weren't scary, just lonely.  As the sun started coming up, we led them towards the light and encouraged them to go.  They actually listened to us and went, with huge smiles on their faces and Margaritas in their hands.  The friends thought they looked very happy.

Meanwhile, it was time to fire up the bus and get back on the road.  MissS put her helmet on, and of course made sure the strap was tight.  LUV, Biker and lv2camp thought to bring an ample supply of Martinis for the road.  Harley checked the bus tires and gas.  Spar and Julz paid the bartender a really good tip to cover the damage. Snowy remembered to grab all her equipment (who knows when she might need it again).  And the breast friends were on the road again.

Where do we want to go?????

spar2

John T called Luv on his cell phone and offered to fly us to our beach breast cancer boot camp if we wanted to visit, Luv talked for a few minutes and told him she would call him back later.  We also got an invitation  from our friend Denzel Washington for a free trip to Africa on a safari trip, just think of the trouble we could get into there girls, we could also help with the poor kids clinic and bring them extra food.  We could pack crates of liquor for us.  Whats it to be, Africa and all the wild wonderful exciting animals or visit the camp............

LUVmy2girlZ

BOTH !

Gosh  LUV missed a lot of ghost stories...its a good thing she doesn't have to run faster than the ghosts she just has to run faster than anyone else! LOL...Although Biker has a pretty mean sprint to the bar....especially when its 2 for 1

Okay LUV has to call JT back....perhaps she was playing hard to get...hmmmm she may need to borrow MissS helmet!

Anonymous

Miss S has a helmet just for LUV, but LUV cannot have Miss S's pink helmet! Nope!

I need it because the ghosts might come back and I am still scared!

Since this is October and October is breast cancer month, I think we should at least spend a week at our camp before we take off with Denzel, don't you? I want to go encourage our sisters who are downtrodden. Then we can go off to Africa.

What do you guys think?