How about telling a new story, everyone chip in. I will start

NaughtybyNature

...I w/ do it, I will do it, said LUV... (PS: it's has been my fantasy too, but the guys are not to touch each other, they only have to work on ME!).

LUV started on McDreamy first... she reached out to his NECK and slowly...

LUVmy2girlZ

***ROTFLMAO****

and slowly undressed him from that gawd awful dress....and told BRAD to shut up when he started laughing hysterically.....

LUVmy2girlZ

Harley44

Harley won't tell, but when the night manager came out in the morning, when his shift ended, there was a HUGE grin on his face!! 

LUVmy2girlZ

JULZ!!!!  LUV  said," Well your not the ONLY one..."MINE was awesome...in FACT McDreamy couldn't stop drooling and his eyes rolled in the back of his head!!" and Brad, luved in kinky style!"

 Spar screamed out..." THATS BECAUSE THE MAN WAS UNCONSCIENCE AND THE OTHER WAS BOUND AND TIED"

LUV needed a drink.....

Biker54

so while LUV was drinking and the others were otherwise occupied, Biker waited for McDreamy to wake up and she untied Brad.  They were so thankful that Biker had saved them, that they showered her with kisses all over her body.  Ooooooooo!

Then the others burst in and and ruined all Biker's fun. She gave LUV back her "clean" underpants.  Now Biker needed a drink....

NaughtybyNature

...and a tall WHITE RUSSIAN... Biker ordered!  But the bartender was hard to hear and brought her instead a...

Harley44

Virgin Mary!!  Biker said... "WTH??  What's wrong with you, are you DEAF??  I SAID WHITE RUSSIAN!!!  Now give me my drink NOW, you imbecile!!"

LUVmy2girlZ

NbN went behind the bar herself and made the FINEST White Russian...

She said it was something she learned in her college days...she grabbed the Vodka, Kalua and the cream and poured them all in her mouth at once, gargled and spit right in Bikers glass!

We just all looked at each other ......

NaughtybyNature

...and asked NbN if that was the treatment for the whitest teeth EVER!

(LUV: YUCKKKKKKKK!  Gee, thanks!)

So NbN said: "Oh... the secret is out... yes, that is why my dentures are so perly white!"

The entire bar went silent... DENTURES... NbN????!?!?!?!

Anonymous

NBN started laughing so hard and snorting and laughing that her false teeth went flying. Everyone gasped and then started laughing harder. Biker could not even breathe and was starting to turn blue....

LUVmy2girlZ

so LUV thoughtfully grabbed her drink out of the way, so she wouldn't spilland drank it all down!  Everyone said,..."Ewwww that was NbN's backwash!"  LUV had forgotten and NbN smiled her toothless grin.....

Biker54

and Biker thought, "Wow, that LUV is one hell of a woman!  She could easily be a real biker chick!"

After we all stopped laughing, and Biker regained her lovely complexion, we decided to get back on the Party Bus and head to........

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV wasn't too sure, but she was certain there would be no darts!  Then LUV screamed,

" IDAHO "

and Spar said, yes LUV we know.. anyone that "sleeps" w/ two men is.  LUV said, "Okay, first off I wasn't referring to my sexual preferences and second I was referring to the STATE...

spar2

Wyoming, we are headed north to the Shoshone and Northern Arapaho Indians reservation.  They share the wind river reservation with each other and we have a personal invite from some friends there.  When we arrived they had went all our they were cooking pashofi with pork and fry bread and were roasting a whole pig over the fire.  We got to have our own tee pee and slept on furs that had been chewed the old fashion way my the women until they were so soft .  We had a wonderful time and they shared their peace pipe with us and it had a little too much peace in it for Luv, she started acting really squirrly, all of us were getting a little dizzy but no way can we get in trouble here.  We decided to thank them and head for our furs to sleep.  In the morning we were taking the Beartooth Scenic byway which is access to yellowstone park. It is the highest elevation hwy in the northern rockies.  NBN said nothing is higher than Luv.  Spar said ain't it the truth.  We stopped off at a cracker barrel for a nice long relaxed lunch and Luv and biker griped the whole time cause they don't serve alcohol.  Harley promised them if they would shut up we would all go out to a club for dancing and drinks this evening if Julz promised not to dress in her slut shoes and dress.  lv2cmp said yes, I want to look normal and we need to find a place to spend the night tonight that accepts my baby goat.  I only brought one but had to have the baby or I would have gotten to homesick.   MissS said this sounded like a promising trip and she probably wouldn't even have to wear her helmet.  Spar reminded her though that day after tomorrow she might need it as we are going to the old gyser shoot up with boiling hot water.

Here are a few of the scenes we will be seeing and visiting along the way.  I just don't see anyway that we can get in trouble this trip.

LUVmy2girlZ

Wyoming is simply awesome...the natural beauty is breathtaking...and it wasn't just the altitude, nor the hike, or the lack of A/C in her Tee Pee.....LUV really wasn't complaining.  Even if there was no alcohol...she was relaxed and thats all that mattered.  LUV remembers those gysers...such a burst of energy waiting to escape...kind of like LUV 

Biker54

Biker has also seen those geysers!  She is really feeling good now.  And no alcohol involved!!!

LUVmy2girlZ

LUV thought the same....but "boiling water"...... LOL....

NaughtybyNature

...and that was when NbN found a not so large, not so hot, just perfect steamy geyser!  She wanted IT for herself... but how to hide that "small" pleasure from the rest of the girls... and remember, they were all running on dry... no alcohol was yet involved!

spar2

We finally arrived at our destination and Spar is the one who decided maybe she needed a margarita, the girls were too mellow and was not being theirselves.  We go into the bar and grill and spar said drinks all around for my breast friends.  The lady at the next table said did she say what I thought she said, her friend said no, I think she said best friends.  NBN said I will be right back

In walked NBN and we just stared. MissS hissed how can you embarrass us like this, go get some clothes on.  Luv said I want one in red.  Harly said i like that stick on tattoo, I want a real one.  NBN said when you are hot you are hot so just order me a white russian.  spar said Ok, lets just get some drinks and some food.  MissS said there is not going to be no food fight is there.  Spar assured her we were safe, no one had too much to drink and hopefully all would be well.  Here came 2 guys wanting NBN to sit at their table with them and Luv said see if I had a red dress like that bet I would get an invite too.  I could not believe my ears NBN said coyly I can't leave my dear friends but you can join us after all it is a big table.

MissS ran back to the bus and got her and lv2cmp a helmet because she saw everyone was drinking too much even spar and she had the feeling something was going to happen.  Biker was up on the table dancing now and she had only had 4 melon balls and  l beer.  We are in ........

Anonymous

trouble.... Harley came running in. Miss S was dancing and she got real crazy and the next thing I knew her boob fell out. Everyone is throwing it all over the bar and Miss S is trying to get it back.

NBN came running in and said, "I'll get it!"

"Gimmee that boob RIGHT NOW!" she commanded.

All talking stopped and all eyes were on NBN.

LUVmy2girlZ

NbN tried to get MissS to "re-group" but MissS was still dancing around like a crazy women wearing a helmet...So NbN attempted to return her boob back to its "home" instead it looked like NbN was grabbing MissS and the men went WILD as well as some women the began chanting.... 

Biker54

show us your boobs!  Show us your boobs!  The chant went on and on.  Even after all the melon balls, beer and table dancing, Biker was quite sure that she wasn't showin' them to ANYONE!  Besides, they didn't have enough beads to give her.

NbN whirled around and faced the out-of-control drunken crowd.  She started yelling about "boobs in, boobs out.  Haven't you idiots ever seen boobs before?"  She threw MissS's boob into the crowd, and Biker decided it might be a very good idea to put HER helmet on because.....

spar2

NBN's boob had fallen out of her sexy dress.  The man that has MissS's boob winked at NBN and said come and get it

 honey.  The fire flew from NBN eyes as she ran to tackel the guy for MissS's boob.  We all had a team pile up,
 Harley, Spar, Lv2cmp, Biker we all piled on top to hold him down while Miss's got her boNBN boob had fallen out
of her sexy dress.  The man that has MissS's boob winked at NBN and said come and get it honey.  The fire flew from
 NBN eyes as she ran to tackel the guy for MissS's boob.  We all had a team pile up, Harley, Spar, Lv2cmp, Biker
 we all piled on top to hold him down while Miss's got her boob.  Julz was laughing so hard, that her and Luv had
to hold each other up.  Luv said maybe it is a good thing I don't have one of those dresses in red. MissS was
very unhappy with her squashed misshapened boob that she demanded the man give her money for a new one and he
said honey you got to do something for the money, so she broke a beer bottle over..................

LUVmy2girlZ

Bikers helmet. WTH???...and said pay now or you'll be eating out of a tube.  He reached in his pocket and gave the entire wallet to MissS....not only did she have enough to replace the "damages" she bought the next 3 rounds of bellon malls! LOL....we all had to pee so bad and  the WOMENS bathroom lines were so long so we.....

julz4

Snuck in the men's room cause there was no line there !  Luv said  to Biker  there could be someone  in there! Biker said you never know who you'll find in there! Spar said to Luv what if a man has to come in to go! Julz said that's o.k. let them wait a while....

NBN said enough already I'm going in with or without you all! 

 Well you know us Breast Friends we like to take a bull by the horns with a challenge. So we followed NBN in to the Jon wondering what we might find........

LUVmy2girlZ

they had sinks...especially made for "men"

they also had urinals...

LUV said, OMG...men think of sex 24/7 even when the pee !

NbN blocked the door while we all much relieved ourselves...only we had to stand with our heals on the urinals and try to pee.  Why do men pee in front of each other anyway?  Spar said because.....

spar2

they like to take each others "measure".  They are men, go figure.  We all go back out and MissS is still dancing the night away and the manager is telling her, hey lady, there is no more music and the place is closing.  MissS said I have music in my head.  Spar took one arm and Julz the other arm and led MissS out to the bus. NBN and Harley snuck out with a couple of bottles of liquior to take to our room with us.  Harley said maybe the bus ride to our rooms will slow MissS down, I have never seen her like this and I LIKE IT.  lv2cmp said we need to get some sleep we have a big fun filled day planned for tomorrow.  Biker, said hey, I like this new wild MissS too, but we have got to get her somekind of adhesive to keep her boob in place but we will worry about that tomorrow. 

LUVmy2girlZ

go figure the measurements or go figure!?  LOL !!! LUV didn't want to know....

MissS is "blossoming" no pun...hand that women a drink and a different person emerges and literally "throws herself out there!" 

We all decided since Spar was the crafty one that she would get MissS some adhesive...LUV placed her chewing gum on her "boob-a-licious" ( thats what LUV calls it) for now....

Harley44

Harley was glad that Spar was going to get the adhesive for Miss S, because if Harley had to do it, she would get some duct tape and tape that bad boy back on!! 

The breast friends all piled into the bus and headed back to their rooms...