Wacky Definition Word Game

Meece

Kona, I've missed you!  Good Morning!!!!

ankle:  Something you have when you are younger but becomes a cankle when you age (less appealing than the ankle, and blurrs the definition between the abnkle and the calf)

federal 

barbe1958

....and then becomes a shankle!!! Fortunately, when I was young I had chicken legs. Now my ankles are just right.....about the only thing that is, but I'll take what I can.

Federal:everyone at the female boarding school has eaten (lame...I know...sigh)

Female:

Eph3_12

Female: men who work for a fee (ummmmmmmmmmmmmm-I know naughty me!)

fee

barbe1958

Fee: What the ogre said just before "Fi, fo fum!"

Giggilo:

HelenaJ

Gigolo:  male shimmy

Shimmy:

barbe1958

Shimmy: The act of wiggling back and forth to set the jimmy in

(thanks for the spelling Helena! don't think I've ever typed gigolo before...)

Oil:

HelenaJ

Mmmmm never forget Richard Gere in American Gigolo Barb!!!!

Oil I got nothing!!!

pj12

oil: what the Jewish settler said when his well did not hit water   (oi-l)

settle: 

Meece

Settle:  The word used to describe the phenomenon which causes one to be very disappointed when opening their bag of chips and it is 1/3 full.

cheap

Anonymous

cheap: what baby chickens at the discount hatchery say.

hatchery

barbe1958

Hatchery: Where plans for dinner are made

Egg:

Anonymous

Egg: Sperm's blind date

conception

Eph3_12

conception: a prisoner's explanation of how their life of crime began

fracture:

barbe1958

Fracture: A fraction of the picture that was left when it broke

Picture:

Eph3_12

picture:a soluble solution meant to be used with a water pik

solution

Meece

solution:  A new skin care product that not only promotes tanning, but can also emulate a sunburn

emulate

pj12

emulate: when the ostriches are tardy for dinner like the other Aussie birds at the zoo

bunion 

Meece

Bunion:  An organized group which stands for the rights of those persons with foot problems

comical

barbe1958

Comical: A funny ad on TV

TV:

HelenaJ

TV:  disease you can get from watching too many soap operas

Moron:

NativeMainer

moron--what I ask for whenever the gravy boat goes by

gravy

HelenaJ

and no one is every offended? hehehehehe

Gravy:  when the Navy is in hot water

Salute:

Meece

Salute:  A tribute to a small stringed instument

dinosaur

NativeMainer

dinosaur: the person who cuts the eatery in half

eatery

HelenaJ

crikey - where is everybody???

Eatery:   when your dinner is a gamble  (lottery ... weak I know)

Roulette:

Suzanne3131

roulette:   a red cosmetic that comes in an absolutely adorable little pot

irresistible  

NativeMainer

iresistible--giving the staff a hard time about having to get onto the hard, uncomfortable medical table

suggestion

Meece

Suggestion:  An upset tummy after going with the Chef's recommendation at the local "Greasy Spoon"

confidence

Eph3_12

barbe's busy being a Gi-Gi but this needs to get going!

confidence: the ratio of assured innocence to actual guilt as demonstrated by convicts (truly makes no sense, just sounds official :>)

loosen

pj12

loosen: unbuckling your pants as you rush to the bathroom in England

buckle: