Wacky Definition Word Game

Eph3_12

image: the age you feel that you are when you are communicating with a hot propect on E-Harmony!

harmony

konakat

Harmony -- the amount of money it takes to keep a harem.

Concubine --

Eph3_12

concubine: the harvester machine operated by the minimum security inmates

harvest

konakat

Harvest -- The biggest invisible bunny (i.e., the movie Harvey with Jimmy Stewart).

Cottontail

Meece

Cottontail: What you get when you use the cheap "super-soft" toilet paper

counterfeit

Eph3_12

counterfeit: an exercise video series using kitchen counters to get in shape

pulley

Meece-loved cottontail

pj12

pulley: the one having a tooth extracted as opposed to the one doing the extracting

extract:

Loved cottontail too! 

HelenaJ

hehehe cottontail!!

Extract:  getting rid of the spouse during a divorce

Alimony:

georgie_girl

Alimony : The monies you get when divorcing on the internet (all "e" money?)

Dumpling :  (I haven't read through all the posts - so if this word was already done - please choose another!)

NativeMainer

LOVED cottontail!

dumpling:  the teeny, tiny bit of poop that you manage to squeeze out after being on pain meds for 2 weeks.

squeeze

Meece

Thank you for the giggles this morning, girls.

No response for squeeze....yet.

Eph3_12

NM-I can so relate to dumpling!

squeeze: the sound your mouth makes eating cheese curds

curd

HelenaJ

curd: a messy "dumpling"  (...sorry...)

Custard:

konakat

Custard -- swearing when your tights don't reach your crotch or roll down over your stomach.

Crotch

Suzanne3131

crotch:  one who is inept at needlework

leotard

dumpling is hilarious! 

pj12

leotard: torso part of lion costume for Halloween party 

Halloween 

Meece

Halloween:  When the neighbor, who always yells out a Greeting when he sees you, moves away and you have to get used to going without it. 

aerospace

konakat

Aerospace -- The little bubbles in the aero bar chocolate bar.

Bubbles

Meece

Bubbles:   Bubba's identical twin sister

(Hi Kona, how are you doing?)

confection

pj12

confection: the virus spread by candy made in the prison kitchen

virus 

Meece

ViRUs:  A super store for weapons of biological warfare.

warfare

konakat

Meece -- getting better-ish.  But having to put my kitty to sleep tomorrow (19.5 yrs old, kidney failure) -- stocked up on cake and ice cream to help me get through it.  Thanks for asking!

Warfare

Anonymous

warfare: incompatable foods and what happens when you eat them.

eatery

Eph3_12

konakat I am so very sorry-losing out furry family is usually harder than losing some of our people family.  After 19.5, you can bet that kitty deserves a rest.  I hope you can remember fun & happy times galore.

warfare: the cost of waging a military skirmish

skirmish

Eph3_12

eatery: a mystery dish served at a mystery party

skirmish

HelenaJ

Skirmish:  Hamish fued

Bonnet:

georgie_girl

Bonnet : Something a bee flies into when you get stuck on the highway, smoke billowing from the front of your car - when you have just left the mechanic who said: "there's no weird sound, ma'am"...(guess where I've been lately )

Mechanic:

NativeMainer

mechanic--my container of vomit

container

Suzanne3131

container:  a maximum security prison

security  

Meece

Security:  When a company's first line of defense is the receptionist

defense