Wacky Definition Word Game

barbe1958

Innocent: Thinking a penny is worth more than a dime because it's bigger

Penny: What thoughts are worth these days

Worth:

Meece

Worth:  How you answer the dentist iwhen he asks you if the tooth pain is better.

numb

Eph3_12

numb: pronounciation of the 1st digit on your hand after you've been at the dentist to get your tooth fixed & had a couple shots (of whatever!!)

hearth

Meece

hearth:  formal word used to describe when someone is listening to the instructions

lawyer

Eph3_12

lawyer: layer of legalise spread in a courtroom

spread

barbe1958

Spread: A pile of magazines

Magazine:

Eph3_12

Magazine: a prescription to help with Magi syndrome AKA-"wise guy disorder"

prescription

Meece

prescription:  all the small print you are supposed to read BEFORE taking the medication you just picked up at the pharmacy

pharmacy

pj12

pharmacy: new drug section at your favorite chain department store

medicine: 

HelenaJ

Medicine:  religious name for Viagra

Erect:

NativeMainer

Erect:  What he does to what she builds up.

insomnia

Eph3_12

Where are all the wacky work ladies?????????????????

Ok, it's lame but here goes,

Insomnia: Somnia, a new country in Africa, carved out a portion of  Somalia. In Somnia, the people are chronically tired and need massive sleep aid assistance.

chronic

NativeMainer

chronic:  pertaining to crowns

crowns

HelenaJ

Crowns:  silly Chinese royals

Jasmine:

NativeMainer

jasmine:  a hole in the ground where jasper is found.

jasper

Eph3_12

jasper: whispering at a jazz concert

jazz

HelenaJ

Jazz:  snoring with a bit of scatting  zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Basement:

Meece

Basement:  A production facility which makes plates for baseball diamonds on the weekends, and dimes on the weekdays.

legend

llm822

Legend:  foot (get it?  leg end LOL)

intention

barbe1958

llm82, very good! yes, I got it!

on the other hand, Meece...dimes?

Intention: Being stressed out but still trying to do good (in tense ion? get it?) heehheeheh

Stress:

HelenaJ

Wow - is that you Barbe - awesome!! 

Stress:  holding in the stomach in that clingy frock

Stomach:

Meece

Barb,  first base, second base...home plate, and a mint produces money, thus dimes.

got nothing for stomach

pj12

I can't get used to new avatars, no matter how good you look!  

barbe1958

Meece, the base I got, thanks for 'splaining the ment...

pj, I know what you mean, I think people have left!

Stomach: Stuffing too much in at dinner and bordering an ache

Ache:

NativeMainer

ache:  what 6+ 2 + a lisp equals

 lisp

Meece

Lisp:  The note you wrote to yourself to remind you of what you needed to pick up at the grocery store after you leave the dentist.

celebrate

Eph3_12

celebrate: eating the celery in your Bloody Mary 1st, while partying hardy at some function.

hardy

HelenaJ

 Apologies in advance...

Hardy:  prolonged state of "on"

Prolong:

Meece

Prolong:  A group supporting the decision to not cut one's hair

(had to stay g-rated, Helena)

temporary

barbe1958

Temporary: Only having a fever for part of the day

Fever: