Wacky Definition Word Game

barbe1958

Okay, here's the concept. You have to take a real word and give it a new definition. Then you have to start the next person off with a word.

Octopus: a mother cat with 8 kittens

New word: Hydrofoil 

Now we'll see who's clever, and has a warped sense of humour.

barbe1958

Confusion - when two prisoners get together to plan an escape

New word: Daytimer

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Feline lumberjack

New word: magazine

(good one JO!)

barbe1958

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Processor - a professional rater

New word: fantasy

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Ridiculous - a poison to kill culouses (culosi?) ehhehehehehe, we are the only ones with imagination?

New word:  comatose

barbe1958

Just writing the way I'm feeling, ehehehehehe.

Fixings: something you do to your trailer tire so your baby doesn't roll off the kitchen counter.

Condiments:

Anonymous

an L in danger  (peril L)

incarcerated

barbe1958

Customized:  got a professional application of makeup

New word: corporate 

Marple

OMG, this is too funny.  And you are right.  I'm not smart enough to take part.  Going to keep checking though till I come up with something.  It's a great game. 

Marple

LMAO

Okay, here goes nothing.

department~meant to leave

wholesome

Marple

laboratory~a story of hard work (a bit of an eye roller)

asterix

Marple

Onion-a molecule on an ion.

immediate

Marple

Oh crap!!!  I gotta take the dog for a walk .  We'll figure it out later Jo.  I'm still wondering if carrot has an opposite?   Hey, where's Barbe, maybe she can figure out what immediate means.

barbe1958

Immediate: working in the televsion profession providing food for the staff

New word: Chocolate

(Y'all are pretty good! I'm impressed!) 

barbe1958

Confusing: (again, sigh) when 2 prisoners plan an escape. JO, you've lost your memory! LOL Or did you want the nasty version? When prisoners do "it" to each other.

You guys carried it very well, I actually laughed out loud!

Hmmmmm, how opposite for carrot? Think rot, then care. So.....nurture?

New word: splendid 

Marple

splendid-past tense of splendoing

ottoman

barbe1958

Ottoman: the guy that parks your car for you

Scissors 

Marple

Darnit Barbe........you are good!!!!   Still working on scissors.

barbe1958

Scissors: two related female siblings, or was it males?

New word: Renovate 

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Crystal?: yep, my son is over 6'

New word: Fluctuate 

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Magnetic: An internet magazine

New word: Original

Marple

Holy crap..........I am so not tuned in.........

L'orignal...........a place in Quebec.

Marple

New word is

Amazed.

barbe1958

Amazed: caught in a trap

New word: established 

barbe1958

Established: Drunken waiter

New word: entertainment 

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Precaution: just before you throw fate to the winds!

exercise 

leaf

exercise - to excise but they made a mistake (er)

fog

barbe1958

Effective: Missing the 'D' 

Lumpectomy! 

leaf

lumpectomy - what you're trying to avoid when washing a quilt.

I think we are all having 'loose associations'

medicine

barbe1958

Medicine: Black and white movie (cine)  from the 1950's (medi)

hehehehehehehe, very loose leaf! Ooooh, that's good, looseleaf!

New word: Association(s)

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