Wacky Definition Word Game

barbe1958

Melancholy: Sad about watermelon season being over (I am!! I am!!)

Season: The time of year you're on the ocean

Ocean:

Eph3_12

ocean: exclamation when you smack you lower leg real hard on the table leg

smack

SeanE

s'mack: a dessert in which a truck is roasted over an open fire, and then put on a graham cracker with some chocolate.

Chocolate

NativeMainer

chocolate:  what you say when choco is tardy

tardy

Eph3_12

tardy: lateness caused by trying to squeeze into a leotard

squeeze

Meece

Squeeze:  The rattling noise escaping from your lungs when putting on the jeans you haven't worn in three years

diet

NativeMainer

diet:  death by deprivation of food

deprived

pj12

deprived: replacing the old outhouse with indoor plumbing at last

replace: 

Meece

Replace:  What parents do with their breakables as their baby begins to pull up on things.

delivery

Eph3_12

delivery: the act of sneaking the pieces of liver off the dinner plate & depositing them elsewhere

sneak

HelenaJ

Sneak:   cheeky reptile

Fangs:

Meece

Fangs:  What you get when your hairstylist sneezes at the wrong moment.

nutrient

barbe1958

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA LLOVED fangs! Y'all are on a roll! hehehehehe and SNEAKY!! heheheheheheh and SMACK! ahhahahahahh

Nutrient: Ah, I got nothin'

Eph3_12

nutrient: fuel required to keep the inmates in the nut house functioning

function

Meece

function:  An event where the participants are all suffering from depression

evangelist

Eph3_12

evangelist: The 10 Commandments

command

barbe1958

Good one Joni!

Command: The punctuation at the end of a thought before you continue the sentence

Punctuation:

Meece

Punctuation:  The mark the phlebotomist leaves after drawing your labs

warning

HelenaJ

Punctuation:  what the Sex Pistols use in their lyrics

Anarchy:

Meece

Anarchy:  What you have when a tonado blow half the McDonald's sign down

warning

HelenaJ

oops sorry Meece 

Meece

No problem, I've done it too.  Spent too much time thinking on a word.

Go for it!!!

Eph3_12

warning: the posturing poses the inside cat & the outside cat go through everynight one on each side of the screen door

screen

NativeMainer

screen-- a scream through clenched teeth while the lab tech pokes you for the umpteenth time

pokes

Meece

pokes:  The mild term used by medical staff to define the brutal stab and jab, twist and turn method of starting an i.v.  "Gonna give you a little poke"

excruciating

pj12

excruciating: going off the brutal diet where all you ate were cruciferous vegetables.

brutal:  

Meece

Brutal:  The terrycloth rag you clean up your mess with after you have made tea

disseminate

barbe1958

Disseminate: Breaking down the process of impregnation

Pregnant:

Meece

Pregnant:  Your mother's sister who is expecting your little cousin

pleasure

Eph3_12

pleasure: telling the judge if you are innocent or guilty so you know what the outcome will be

innocent