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  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited January 2013

    tank you for de pillows Wahiney, mese needed dem. Why? Cuz mese fallen and mese ken't git up hehehehehe.

    Stella bese dwunk. Dork bese working. Cam bese dwunk. Wahiney and Mema bese dwunk. Stella bese dwunk. Why mese not dwunk, no fair to bese sober. ooops, mese sed anudder bad word. yep sober bese a naughty wickedly badliest word. and it rhymes with turd. I tink. Stella bese dwunkliest, ken't contwol de goil. So mese gonna take her likker aways from her and I tail ya what mese do with it. I dwink it, duh fo fo, of course mese do ~hicccccccup burp fart. oops n anudda bwain fartsty, escqueeza mese! uh ohhh, looks like de partay on de floor disnight. dat make me laugh. and fart. did you hear dat one, it was obnoxxshuss. yep, dat wuz Stella. she bad goil. mese good goil. Mema bad goil. Katwinka n Julie too is bad goils. Yep, twue dat hiccuuufart, oopSzIes!! de smell is de love in mese fart, jest need ya''s to knows dat. so de werk i was tinking of??? it is

    HEERS! oops, chEarS n no laffing at her big ears, tehehehe, i tink eberybuddy should laff at de stellALALALA's ears, dey are funny-lOOking bahahahahahaaha. okey, chAirs! and lublublublublub. yep. otay den, i go swim, u come wis me?

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    OK I'm sobered up and I have something ro say-

    Dork what are u still doing up??? Don't u have to nwork in a few hours. U need to rest espcially with the concave opening in u chest. Please don't pay any attention to Stella, she'll be falling over soon anyway. Go and rest now.

  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited January 2013

    dis is stella, two l's por favor. do not listen to dorty gulls, she a lyer mese set her on fyer den cook on mese fryer DEN mese git higher. so dorty on de floor. so she wanted me to tail ye one mo ting ok> she say to say dat she lubbed lubbed lubbed de post by suzzeeQ. ya know, de men can't git it whateber IT is. but us gals do get it, ya know? and true dat, dis what makes our group so fantastically-spayshall! Dorty sed that bdw. and she sed she also hads a warm fart from de post of de Julie. She sed "awwwww, a spayshall fwend, lub lub lub". So tank ye Juliet Julia Julie. You make de Stella and her odder half of de act ebber so happy when you make sweet tweetybirdy posts.

    and to Camillastar, I uh tink you is toyning into a ho. Yep, jest like Elizabeth. U see she de JohnMolerFockerBoySisterHo and she a tramp, oh ef yeah, such a sleeezy biotch. but she has cooties. i tankful you doesn't too CamillaStarStirStarmillia,you like Katwinka wheresbuy u wok n u woll. woll on mama, lub lub lub you and all goils. Dis is, bdw, dis is Staila. oh stella, silly goil. Dis Dork now. We gonna sing a duet for yese goils ok> tomorree, cuz mese dwunk n gonna dwown de Stella. i dunno why, jest because. Okey, mese go for real. Group hug pleeeeeze/      (((GWOUP)))!!! mmmmmmmwah!

  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited January 2013

    ps.  dis is Dorky. always feel free to skip over mese silly ramble. and Stella sez............... drum roll brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~~ ditto! Cheers, hope you all having sweetiliest dreams of hot tenders. One more group hug   (GROUP)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```` i envishund de hug back and it felt so nice ♥

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    (((((HUGS))))) for all of us and I'm not turning into a ho---Iwas always a ho, now I turned back into just me.hehehe

  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited January 2013

    thanks Camille. Sleep well, ya hear me? Me and my crevice are going to bed now.

    TGIF chickadwunkees!

  • NativeMainer
    NativeMainer Member Posts: 10,462
    edited January 2013

    Good morning, Loungettes! 

    CynCyn--Hooray for you!  Can't wait to see a pic of Reese.  How old is he?  How did he pick you?

    Goldie--Labradoodles are such cute doggies! 

    ORLA--Good for you for not answering the e-mails from work, and contacting HR.  I know of places that have done that and then used the fact that someone answered the e-mails as "proof" they could work.  They SHOULD have gotten into trouble! Minus 3 is TOO COLD!  And WHERE is the store with the likker/soda combos?  I want to shop there!

    DorKable--the Reese sailibration is on!

    Wahine--hope your DD gets good news and some pain relief the "kneebro" visit.  Love the idea of DorKy drawing eyes and a nose over the boob hole!  That would be such fun!  Have pain in your hand is a real pain, isn't it?  Finding a better place for the laptop would be a good idea, to keep this from happening again after you get this bout cleared up. 

    CynCyn--Oh, my goodness!  Reese is ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!

    Cammy--yeah, the potassium and sodium out of balance can give your body fits and affect your balance and muscle strength.  That D has really got to be figured out and controlled!  So glad the beast is in remission and that isn't a worry for you.  And you are not a baby, you are a human woman who is doing darned well with a bad situation! 

    CynCyn--great idea to go in with DS2 for Reese!  And hooray for Monday almost being here!

    Wahine--Good for you and good for your skin doc for getting that taken care of!  So upset to hear about your dad's biopsy report.  I'm hoping it's a skin cancer or something like that, easily fixable.  You can shower and dress fast, can't you?

    Cammy--I enjoy reading your theories, keep 'em coming!

    Mema--I'm with you, instant gratification is the way to go!  Good advice to CynCyn about hiding the shoes and socks.  Reese is likely to taste everything he gets hold of!

    DorKable--this kind of cold is usually short lived and only once, maybe twice a winter.  If it lasts longer we ALL get crabby!  I forgot to close the door to the sun porch last night, it's 55 degrees in the living room this ayem.  With the furnace set at 68.  Thank goodness the computer desk is next to the baseboard heat! So rich a$$ punk dude can't afford a motel for a weekend?  Big woop.  Good for him to find out he doesn't  run the world after all!

    Wahine-- yeah, we need to redo the Lounge floor so it's comfy and soft.  Then we can stop, drop, and roll in the hay whenever and where ever we want to!

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Reese's Dog Nose

    Pour vodka and whiskey into a cocktail shaker. Add orange and cranberry juice, and shake vigorously. Pour over ice in a frozen or chilled collins glass or tumbler. Slowly add the ginger ale, garnish with a maraschino cherry or orange wedge, and serve.

    Serve in "Collins Glass"

  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited January 2013

    Good Morning All.....

    Cami, I know a way you can write "hole" for Dorky's chest crater without really writing the word hole. Just use the Hawaiian word for hole, which is "puka" (poo-kah). We ALWAYS said that,and for me it was hard when I moved to the mainland, to stop saying that word, as no one else knew what the heck I was talking about! Yesterday when I was at the skin dr and he was taking off a small mole on my knee, he was gonna just cut it off but it could grow back, OR get it all out which might leave a hole...and I thought the "puka" would be better. Hadn't said that word in many years! Prolly cuz my dad is here now and of course he says it all the time. BUT the numbing shot in my knee was a killer...omg it hurt so much! The shot in my back was not as bad (more fat there!). And then he froze the 2 flat scaly "pre-cancer" things off my face, which didn't feel like a walk in the park either! LOL, not bad though.

    LOL, Love the DOTD for Reese's dog nose.....good idea NM! Yeah, good question....did Reese pick you out, Cyn? Thats how Sadie got NM....well I think they both picked each other!!! NM, I remember how patient you were while looking for your furbaby, as you knew your Sadie was out there somewhere....and then she picked YOU, and you knew too in that instant!!! Love at first sight!

    Well, gonna do a few things, then take my mom to her dr this afternoon. Only did laundry yest, didn't get around to cleaning.....gee I wonder why....found all sorts of reasons not to! LOL.

    Big Hugs and Fried-Dey Fart Tugs,

    Kathy

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Member Posts: 1,470
    edited January 2013

     Good Morning,

    I guess "picking" would be more of a question if there were more than one of him or more than one of me. LOl...but not the case.  I found him on Craigslist, which I had been checking daily..there were two puppies.  I didnt inquire until the next day when DS2 was here and he asked me to see if the ad was still up..I checked and it was so he said he wanted one and would go half in with me...so I sent them a message.  Making a long story short..or shorter...they had someone coming at 6pm and they were holding both for him to pick from..I would get who he didnt choose...6pm came and went.  I left a couple voice mails and a couple text messages and no response...so I was just about to give up and they sent me a message about 9pm that they could meet me with the other puppy...so I picked up my son and we met them at Wal - Mart..Thats da story mornin glory.  Gotta start calling him by his name tho..I keep calling him Trouble or Poopie...dont wanna make him as confusious as me.

    Lori....have tons of relaxing fun in Laughlin..even if you dont win big. 

    ((( group)))  

    How is Lara feeling today???  Hoping each day finds you in less pain.

    took all AM to write this so better go and ck in lata.

    xo


  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Member Posts: 2,129
    edited January 2013

    Morning DahhhlinKs!!

    Boy was I a dwunkdawg last night!  Katwinka...I can relate to dat pic of da passed out goils...LOL.  

    Dorfy - I think we were bumpin into each other all night...and you stayed up tooo late...bad goil...n u blame on da Stella.  TGIF!!!  Yahoo....I hope I git all my work done so I can ParTay tonite!!

    Julie - u a special friend too...thank you thank you!!  I lub dat puddytat...LOL.

    NM - GR8 DOTD...and I like Katwinka story of how you found Sadie...ubber cool.

    WaWa - PUKA...I like that!  Now am I jes funkassed or did you tail us before that you were having some suspicious moles removed?? And pre-C thingies on your face???  I remember your dad and his stuff, but not about you.  I cringed when I read this...and den yelped when I read about da needle in da knee....owweeee!!  Are they gonna biop the one from you knee?  If so, when will you kno??  Prayers and HUGZ girlfriend...good luck wif mom at docs today.

    Muah muah muah muah to all!!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Oh Kat I like Puka it will define while not reminding Dork all the time Thank u. And why are all these damn shots so painful--it's awful -I understand all about the fat issue so it's less pain, but come on they can't put a nummer on the area so it doesn't hurt--just more pain for eceryone. I get so upset way inside when someone is in pain or is afraid--to me it's worse than the actual things they do-Very upsetting. See I go on and on---now today u take u'r mom to the Dr. how could u have time to clean--u'r so busy all the time I took care of my parents and worked too but I didn't have any problems and I was much younger in my 50's and I could do it then but never now--I give u so much credit.

    NM I'm so glad u guys give me some info on my crazy stuff going on cuz like I told u all this time I tought I had Munchausens disease and now I know I don't so mentally that helps me. and I like the DOTD sounds pretty good, well not so much of the bourbon, but I did drink a shot at Christmas and it was so bad actually. It's cold here too and supposed to get sleet??? We actually got a tiny bit of snow during the night but not much.

    Cyn I said it before but u'r pooch is so cute, u'r going to be so in love in such a short time. And u'r leavin soon. YYAAAYYY

    Well the vacuum has been going ugh--will this insanity ever stop?

    OK Lori's gone and Cyn is leaving and I'll be here for whoever is left over LOL

  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited January 2013

    Awwwww thanks Sue, but not to worry. The 2 moles I CHOSE to have removed were just annoyances, and if I nicked them or scratched them they would bleed, etc. SO I just wanted them gone, and yes they will be biopsied. The stuff on my face could really only be seen with a magnifying mirror. BUT since my dad has had large melanomas before, and now we both see this new dr, he wants to keep a watch on me too. My dad's cancers this time are basel cell carcinomas, so not too much worry, but will be cut out deeply. Thanks for the hugs! And my mom's visit is just a 3 mo checkup, so the most worries are having to drive in all this rain.

    Yupppers, Sue and Dotty WERE having FUN last night....and Cami too! I was jest an innocent bystander (ok, got that swamp land for sale). Ennyway, it was fun reading the posts last night!!!

    Whew...that was a close call about you getting Reese, Cyn! Glad it worked out and YES, do start calling him by name!!! I mean yes, we all are funcused enuf, but to get your sweet little furbaby funcused, well that just isn't fair! LOL.

    Dog Hugs, Beer Mugs,

    Kathy

  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited January 2013

    Like I said earlier, send your DD here to vacuum, Cami! For real, Camille! Didn't mean to bump into you either!

    OH and if anyone has trouble remembering "puka" for hole, think of those puka shell necklaces from waaaay back. Yup, thats why they were called "puka", cause they already had holes in them. Just pick them up on the beach.

    Ciao Niao!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013
  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Oh come on--this pic is from my FB and it's small what am I doing wrong------

    mods please help me with this big screen, I never mean to do it--I just do.

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited January 2013

    it must be the weekend the screen as gone crazy , cammi you do not have munchausens nor are you crazy!  never mind  having any other health issues to contend with,the "d" alone robs your body of essential fluids and nutrients and effects the way your meds are absorbed.  so keep drinking the fluids, oj is good ,vodka is optional!  lara -hope your having a good day, dortys puka, heal up soon,    cyncyn more reese please

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited January 2013

    kathy ,hope your skin issues are sorted out and the results are b9,  need to go and get a skin check but tis on the to do list ie unless i find something i don't like on my skin!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Kat like Julie said I hope u'r skin is all right I just assumed it was good. It's better be.

    And Thank u Julie, u'r so kind.

    Dork must be working like mad with her puka (like that wordd) it will be used often.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited January 2013

    ahhh the screen

    feeeling better overstretched a bit so ill rest my right side

    Get some stitches out Monday

    then the week after a fill so we willl see

    Thank u again everyone u goils r my bestest friends

    I just heard there is this flu stomach going around hits u outta no where and u throe up have the D for 2 to 4 days

    eeck I pray it stayys away would not be good with these expanders in

    hugs love y aall

    L

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Member Posts: 2,176
    edited January 2013
  • karen1956
    karen1956 Member Posts: 6,503
    edited January 2013

    Stopping by for some hugs....I found out today that my beloved babysitter from my childhood died on the 1st at 98 years old....she babysat my brother and me from  1958 to 1965...She was family....we kept in touch long distance all these years...whenever I went to Montreal, I would go see her.....the last time was in 1999.  She always remembered our birthdays and once getting out was too difficult she would call instead of sending a card.  Its been a couple years since I've heard her voice...but I still continued to send her Christmas cards and birthday cards....Even though I knew she wasn't doing well and thought of her often and wondered if she was still living, hearing that she died is so sad.....I'm so lucky that her daughter thought to let me know....I have lots of good memories

  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited January 2013

    ((((Karen)))), So sorry to hear that, but its amazing that she lived to be 98! I know this is hard for you, but am hoping those good memories will stay in your heart and give you comfort. Nice to see you here again.

    Lara, Glad you are doing better. That new stomach virus sounds awful. Is that like the new super bug novovirus that is hitting the country? Yikes, gotta stay in! When I took my 92 year old mom to the doctor today, which is connected to the hospital, I made sure to use the hand sanitizers. BUT now they are saying the hand sanitizers don't work for the noro-virus.

    Hope everyone is having a good Fried-Dey nite. I rented 2 sorta scary movies for tonight....hmmmmmmm do I smell POPCORN????

    Luv you all,

    Kath

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Oh Karen it's always sad when someone u love passes, even if u have't seem them for a long time--but u must have beautiful memories so that's a wonderful thing (((Karen)))

    Orange u are feeling better, I'm so glad.

    Now what's going around? I hear of the Diarrhea for a long length of time is going around here--I don't know what it's called but it's not fun. And I thought how would I know if I caught it. Hmmm anyway I hope I don't catch anything--our immune system ain't what it used to be.

    OOOOO nscary movies, love them.

  • Dara_Diverse
    Dara_Diverse Member Posts: 5,144
    edited January 2013

    LMAO at de blanket. Why you ask? I have no idea, it must be because it is friedey! Stoopid people dey! Lara, glad you are feeling better, jest don't overdo things, specially lifting. Take it from mese, ms. recon-fail.

    Kat, glad that your procedures are over and hoping for good news. But sorry it hurt so much (((Kathy))). Cam is right, you are really amazing with how much you can do in jest one day. Also glad to hear that

    Karen, hello goil. So sorry to hear about your childhood babysitter but as you know, the memories of her shall live forever in yer fart. Hugs to you (((Karen))).

    So what is dis mese heres about mese having a puka? Tank you Kat for de new word, it does sound better than that H werd, foah shoah.

    I spent much of my afternoon on conference calls with both sisters. Seems my Dad has been acting up and not being so nice to the staff at the nursing home where my Mom is. And medicare will stop paying for it as of Tuesday so my sisters and I are going to go and complete an intervention. We are going to get Mom and bring her to NJ. Otherwise, the place she is at will call the authorities and report that my Dad is not capable of handling my Mom. Only God knows what would happen to her if we do not rescue her. We are not sure what we will do with her once we get her home. My sister is checking to make sure she did not max out her insurance and if not, we might try taking her to a local ER and having them help us place her while leaving my Dad in SC. He has listed his home for sale. This is sad but we know this is the best thing to do for our Mom. Prayers please! Tank you, tank you berry much! And don't feel sawry for mese, I am okay. Mese is fierce and mese gonna git through dis, puka and all! lol, at first mese wrong huka but rechecked de werd that Cam and Wahiney electricted for dat other werd wese can't say (as per Cam).

    NM, I jest love when you talk about Sadie picking you out! I remember dat story and it is a happy happy feel-good kinda story. Tank you for sharing it again.

    Suz, is yer car getting dwunk tonight? Or you gitting ready for nighty nights? I hope you are feeling goodliest either way!

    Juliet, great info for eberyone as always. And don't forget to git yer skin checked, you know there is no reason to wait til you see sumting. Are you werking dis weekend?

    And Cyn, you so lucky in getting widdle puppy kisses, dere is nuttin like em! I could not be more happy for you, I know you have wanted a puppy for so long and jest know that he will make you smile. I can't wait to see more pictures of his sweet widdle face!

    So whose dwinking? And I hope mese did not bump any of you goils cuz I have been writing this since a long time ago. So I will hit send but before I do, one more ting........

    ChEarS, no mo tears..

    Smiles, no fwounin' allllloud.

    I love you girls!

  • wahine
    wahine Member Posts: 8,231
    edited January 2013

    Oh Dorothy, I am NOT listening to you....cannot stop the tears, just can't do it. Your post just pulled at my fart...big time. I knew something was up, but now know more, and it is really so sad. I think its great you 3 girls will go and bring your mommy home...and will find a nice place for her. While you dad sells the home. And you know how much he will miss his beloved wife, so this will help him get things moving. I don't envy you girls though, as I know it will be fart-breaking to see your dad having to say goodbye to your mom for awhile. Maybe if he can empty the house, then the realtor can sell it while he moves up there too. Have you thought of renting a one-way UHaul to bring stuff back when you all drive back with your mom? WIsh I could do something to help. But I am still praying for them, and for all of you too, as I know it will be hard.

    I don't really do much in a day....you should see my messy house! My parents house is always so neat and presentable...nothing out of place. Opposite of mine! My mom's appt went well, but we are adding another pill to the mix. Supposed to work with the Namenda to help with memory loss. We shall see. Good thing I always go with her to her appts, as of course she forgets, so if they ask if she has memory problems, she says no. Does she have hearing problems? She says no. SO, I have to apologize to her while I tell them the truth. She used to love to go out all the time, but she didn't even want to go to her appt today. Seems she likes staying home more and more. But she is doing well.

    Well, I don't really feel like a party, just am hurting for Dorothy and her family. Not in a dwinking mood tonight. Dorkie, you know we all love you so much, and are praying for everything to work out, and for your parents to be okay. (((((Dorothy)))))

    HUgsssssssssssssssss,

    Kat

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Oh Puka top such a nice post. U'r words are always so deep.

    I missed Lori's morning hello this morning--I'm such a crature of habit. But I hope she's having a great time.

    I had an extra quiet day today, I talked to my DD1 and we were supposwd to go there tomorrow night and it never dawned on any of us til tonight--she's got that virus that's going around that lasting foreer with diarrhea--so she just thought about it too and we fiured we shouldn't go took us long enough---we'd all catch it. It's going around where she works and people are getting it like 4-6 weeks, she's had it for 2 weeks--Thanks Jodie she wanted me to catch this I know-so tomorrow is cancelled so it will be another quiet day. Always fine with me. and we are supposed to get stupid weather anyway

    So I'm just hangin' and my cat is an attention ho tonite. She talking to me now. Whew

    I'll be back

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited January 2013

    karen,so sorry to hear about your loss,dorty,dorty,hugs and prayers, you know your doing the best thing for your mum but i know it will be hard for you all.    this made me think of that mother theresa saying- iknow god doesn't give me more than i can handle but i wish he didn't trust me so much

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    OK Dork now I can talk--to many interruptions before. Wow u guys have quite a load on u'r hands. How are u going to manage this. This is a really hard circumstance for all of u. Can u'r dad stay in the house by himself still while u get u'r mom settled near u---or am I getting this all confused. I feel so bad for all of u cuz when u'r parents really are in need it's so hard cuz they took our needs first and it hurts u'r whole being when they need u now. The tables are turned and it's a horrible feeling, we're so used to them making their own decisions and maybe we even ask their opinion, now it's up to u and thought et so skattered and u think what would they do or want, but u can't make things happen those ways and it's so stressfu---but it's the circle of life,

    I know this sounds crazy, but these were the thoughts of a 12 yr. old going to Catholic school (me)--The nuns talked of death alot those days and I asked a couple of things that I really didn't understand that if God was so good and loving why when people die couldn't they just say goodbye and walk over some hill and u wouldn't see them again til it was u'r turn?--no answer for that one. And the one that got me sent to the Mother Superior was If God doesn't give us more than we can handle, then why do people kill themselves.. I do certainly believe and honor God but I don't like this method of having to make decisions for our parents and see them change sometimes. expecially when rhey were always such good parents.

    I know I get to deep in thought sometimes but whatever decisions u will make and do will most definitely be the riht ones. U heart is as big as they come and I'm sure u'r siblings are much like u- soo u will make everything right for them and be happy u could do that. It's difficult but u will rise to this and be Dorothy the person u've always been.  I'm sorry if I said to much or offended u or anyone with my  12 yr. old mind but by now u know I pretty much say what and how I feel and I don't want u to second guess u/rself especially with that extra puka hanging on u.

    I love u gals

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,412
    edited January 2013

    cammi-for someone who profeses to be a airhead,you are a very deep and original thinker, very thought provoking statement

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 16,882
    edited January 2013

    Wait is that good or bad. I really don't know.

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