chip in and lets tell a story and have fun with it.

The aliens are able to handle the fruit with no problems so we have to think of somthing to grasp on to them explains Zayla, like i said the venom is very toxic so be careful.

Kirk says ok i have an idea he grabs a big butcher knife and stabs the fruit with it, out oozes some green liquid he holds it overs Zues;s mouth as it slowly drips in his mouth, this quiets him for the time being but it is not working fast enough, oh dear says Mom maybe i should call Nemo and have him take this child i cant bear to hear him screaming for 2 weeks until he has matured, so mom starts her  love call to nemo with a schrill worse than her sons cries, everyone holds there hands over there ears

Well all be an aliens monkeys uncle exclaimed Nemo, i,, we have a son? yes, Edie repies, she thought she saw a look warmth in his eyes, maybe even a tear. Well dam lady, i didnt think you had it in you, Nemo walks over to zues his son and picks him up, grabs the prickly fruit and starts to feed him, what a site that was for all to see, after his crude outburst lately.

Edie walks over and puts he arm on Nemo's back and says yes we have a son, I think its only fitting that you start acting like a father and spend time with him, I will do more than that nemo says, i will take him back to...

 "Well, yes, dear. But, green Xian blood runs in his veins!  Zues and I belong there amongst our own kind. In 6 months he'll be 20 in earth years and I can train him to take over my space hotels. It's been very hard running my business from earth these past 6 years and I'm not getting any younger...you understand that? We'll pop back whenever we can. See ya!" And with those parting words they disappeared.

 Mom was distraught. Jackie and Zayla tried to console her " Think of it, Edie. Would you want to risk your life every time you feed Zues? When he's weaned, a growing Xian lad needs freshly- caught Xooxes - a kind of rare fish swimming in our golden rivers - you can't get that at the local supermarket! "

 " I suppose so....

 Jackie was taken to hospital and was in and out of consciousness for a couple of weeks. Eventually, she got better and she and Reggie decided to combine their life savings and take a trip round the world. They had a massive argument in Egypt and split up. Jackie bought a boat and decided to sail around Africa. Reggie was unfortunately killed and eaten by a Nile crocodile a few weeks later.  Jackie was captured by Somali pirates, but heroically escaped and led the authorities to her captors.She returned to the US and wrote a best-selling book about her adventures.She became rich and famous! She then started a series of children's fantasy books based on her and Mom's wacky times in her dreams. She met her old High-School sweetheart, Jeremy again and they got married.So now, she had a fabulous job and husband and later 3 adorable kids. Mom did in fact get heavily into the fetish/bondage scene and has never been happier. THE END.

LOL@Sarah- Well, if you are up to it so am i haha!

my boyfriend, Chad, had just pulled up to my pad in his yellow volkswagon van. He looked very hip in his bell bottoms, tie dyed tee shirt, with his long blonde hair blowing in the wind.

 "real groovy today!  Just had a heavy trip with the folks and want to mellow out a bit. What say we....."

 "Sounds cool, baby. I'm going to sock it to the man and ditch college again today! " said Mary.

 "Hey, babe, that's awesome !  An' I got Carlos comin' in from Mexico tonight. He'll sort us out!  Now,  hold on to your love beads - I'm gonna take you to heaven!"

 Mary swooned at Chad's words. She was also fond of the lusty young Mexican, Carlos. Mmmm, time for some lovin'.....!

 He had long, black, curly hair and deep soulful brown eyes. Kind of like a younger version of Che Guevara on the poster in her bedroom.

 "Whatch'a thinkin' about, baby?" said Chad, in a blissed-out voice. " I told you to drop outta that goddamn college and hit the road with me! I've only got my yard to worry about these days and Scoober will tend to that for me".

 All he thinks about are those tomatoes, thought Mary, ( she was pretty naive) and that Scoober, I don't like him!  He's old and dirty. (Scoober was indeed stinky, but was only 36!)

After all, Mary had some ambitions.  She had seen a man walk on the moon in the summer, and she heard about this strange computer stuff - someone had sent the first message across ARPANET (the forerunner of the Internet.)  She had even seen the first episode of Sesame Street!  She had lots of choices to make about her life.

"Chad," Mary said shaking her long blonde hair, "I think it's time we had a long talk."

"Cool, baby," Chad said lighting a Camel, "why don't you grab a bottle of Boone's Farm and we can have a cosy little chat."

"I don't think so....and don't call me 'Baby', haven't you ever heard of a thing called 'Women's Lib'?"

 cool it for a bit - get our heads together!"

 "Oh baby", wailed Chad. "Don't say that! You know I'd die without you!"

 Mary put on her most grown-up, school-teacherish voice and said," Now listen here, Chad O'Connor!  Pull yourself together - you're a grown man!"  Oh my God, Mary thought, I'm only 20 and I've turned into my mother. I'll be telling him to get a job and a haircut next!

 Just then, a dishevelled individual came into the living room and collapsed on the couch like a dying dog. Yes, it was Scoober, stoned as usual!  Mary shuddered and got up to go....

 come and join me!"

 Lisa drove home and picked out a dress to wear. It was very short, with swirly patterns of hot pink, orange and lime green. She also wore her white knee-length boots and white sunglasses. Hope I'm not under-dressed, she thought.

 Mary picked her up at 6.30 and they drove to a super-groovy pad. " ooh, I wonder if anyone famous is here!" squealed Lisa excitedly. "Yeah, I bet Jim Morrison will turn up any minute", Mary said sarcastically...

However, Mary wasn't sure this was the kind of party where she could talk confidentially with Lisa.  That's what Mary wanted to do.  Goodness, she couldn't even hear Lisa standing next to her.