OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited April 2011

    Now I am wondering if tin foil hats aren't enough and we should be wrapping in recycled tinfoil as is suggested in the " Indonesian Smoke Cure". Blowing cigarette smoke into the ear is an old folk remedy for earaches ( I was stunned the first time I saw this done by a neighbour to her child) Not sure how the smoke in the ear combats cancer...of course have we ever heard of ear cancer?

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited April 2011

    I stand corrected..just googled ear cancer...it does exist...

  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011

    This guy gives me the creeps - maybe he's cure guy.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    GIG- that is one of the best comebacks yet.The stupidest of stupids could not come up with anything in that regard. I don't know if I said it here or not, but when heidi said she would be impolite. When someone really ticks off my sister she says" getout of my face MF'er". She has a way that no one is going to back her down (OLD COP). I haven't gone there yet, but i suppose there will be a day

    I just googled "do all body parts get cancer". Excluded are hair, teeth and nails. Well there's a research project. Is there any common element to all three? IF there is then, it should be looked at for a cure. Hmmmmmm the origin of all three are alive cells that then change, and I'll go out on a limb and say they are then dead. One question that immediately comes to mind is that the origin of each i.e nailbed, hair follicle, and teeth I don't know about. But the first two rapidily produce cells. HMMMMMM sound like anything else we know about. BUT now I have to go find out. Edit --one article mentioned stem cell research.

    As far as hair watch out what you put on it. Check it out for formaldehyde

    Definitely don't puff when you are around that stuf BRAGOKKK

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 19,603
    edited April 2011

    do you think there's people out there making this stuff up for us?

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    ohlord, i had a doozie of a stupid thing said to me today....

    ugh! and it came from my husband!!!!

    we both work at home depot, and i am on medical LOA. he calls me this morning and is ranting and raving about how much he hates it there and this and that and etc.

    then he says " at least you are on vacation! enjoy it while it lasts."

    i say "excuse me? surgery , chemo and radiation is not a vacation." (i'm on my break right now between chemo and rads)

    i say "cancer is not a vacation! i'd much rather be working than going through the last 5 months of my life!"

    he says " i would trade with you, this place is so awful"

    yeah, ok. he would rather have cancer than work at his job....... he deserves to be thrown in the bonfire for that one!!!  and all of us hens clucking his eyes out!!!

    grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

    i'm take pain pills everyday (even though some days i don't need them.... that's another story), have a script for anti depressants, that i haven't filled just yet, i have had poison injected in mybody for 4 months, a chunk of my breast and armpit taken out, and lost all my hair. yeah, great f***ing vacation. jerk!

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 461
    edited April 2011

    hdangelbaby...I'm writing you a prescription.  A prescription for a vacation away from your problems.  Oh, and I would leave his pillow on the couch! Ha!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011
    thank you girlfriday, i will go fill that script immediately!! Tongue out
  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Oh hdangelbaby, is your husband's name Earl? He deserves a good pecking for that one!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    let's call him earl.

    god! he can be so awesome sometimes, and then bam! he says something like that and totally ruins it!

    men can suck it today!

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 19,483
    edited April 2011

    Eeeek.  Does your DH (And I use that term lightly right now) know what he's in for when he gets home?

    Changing the subject back a few posts...You know you can keep slugs out of your garden by wrapping copper tape around it.  Mabe slugs are cancer!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    i should stab him in his chest, inject him with some sort of poison that will make him sick, make him wear my wig, then have him lay in a tanning bed for a couple hours. that should do the trick!!

  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011
  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Whoa, Meece - you might be on to something!   Slugs are cancer?  Both ugly, destructive, unwanted invaders!  Does this mean we need to change The Cure recipe again?  Copper tape and beer, is it? 

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    beer beer beer!!

    i sure had enough of them last night!!!!!!! Laughing

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 461
    edited April 2011

    hdangelbaby:  We cleaned up a couple of fallen trees Saturday night, and of course beer never tastes better than around a fire...and on a sandy beach, and near the lake, and while fishing...oops I digress...anywho I had a few too many, and although I did not trip over a garden hose, I did end up in bed with the covers over my head snoring very loudly at 9pm.  Which was glorious, because I have not been sleeping very well.  My man laughed at me the next morning. I would have suffocated him with my hairy arm pit again,but then I realized I had shaved last week after my last regular session...I regret the shave! It was an excellent weapon!

  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011
  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 461
    edited April 2011

    My sister the NP, writes me a script for that every couple weeks!  I'm an abuser of that Fukitol!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011
  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 731
    edited April 2011

    my form of fukitol comes in the form of a frothy beverage!! lol!!!Smile

    although, i think for my husband, he needs the suppository form of that medication! lol!

  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011
  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011

    Somebody ordered waaayyyyy too much beer and asparagus!

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 626
    edited April 2011

    *LOL* Fukitol..does that come in slow release capsules?

    Oh oh...that COULD be our asparagus shipment in the pic above..oh dear...

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011
  • JanetinVirginia
    JanetinVirginia Member Posts: 1,516
    edited April 2011
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
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  • Anonymous
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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 1,611
    edited April 2011
    Well crap - so he can fix everything except cancer?
  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 12,678
    edited April 2011

    Dr. Juma is NOT the Cure Guy.....keep looking!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited April 2011

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