Wacky Definition Word Game
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extend: when you hire a detective to keep tabs on your ex spouse
congress
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congress: government body made up of criminals (oh, is that the real definition?)
definition
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Definition: The art of politely not hearing when someone mispronounces a word
Polite:
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polite: diet club for overweight Polish women
aspiration
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Aspiration: The breathy hiss from a snake
Snake:
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snake: a member of Congress see: Congress by pj
attorney
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attorney: taking turns as legal counsel for the phone company
judicial
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Judicial: Facial expressions that a judge makes during a trial
Trial:
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trial -- don't just pick one
!prosecution
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prosecution: The Pro-capital punishment movement
electricity
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Electricity: The "non-green" town that most people voted for
Vote:
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Vote: What the politicians have us do in order to weigh the difference between What they want to do, and what they will have to do to be re-elected.
credible
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credible: sniffing to see if the crab bisque leftover is still edible after DH assures you it is okay.
souvenir
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Souvenir: Bringing back French coins to put in your memory box
Memory:
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souvenir: The heavy use of foundation on Sue's face
blemish
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memory: recalling when mammary glands were not such a big focus of our life
blemish
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hehehehehehehee
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blemish: A person from the (relatively unknown) country of Blem.
trapezoid:
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trapezoid: a robot created to make gizmos that catch vermin and other unwanted organic organisms.
organism (no, not orgasm
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Organism: The mold that grows on a musty old church organ
Church:
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Good one, Barbe!
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I still think my best one was:
Jigsaw: Ticket stub from Riverdance
NO ONE laughed!.....sigh.
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Oh, we laughed but you couldn't hear us. I was just talking about our conversation on the Beach. Faith is trying to make me divulge your secrets!
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I didn't see jigsaw! I would have laughed. But organism is pretty good.
church: place for churlish penitents
repent
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re-pent: after releasing a gazillion emotions, realize one must stifle one's self once again.
emotion
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Emotion: The act of surfing through the internet looking for love
Motion:
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motion: songs that were shunned by Motown and not recorded.
imagination
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Missed Jigsaw Barbe but saw Emotion ... just brilliant gorgeous one
Imagination: when they tell you they can reconstruct you and you need to really dig deep to try and believe it could be so
Misinformed:
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misinformed: when you are not told that false boobies can shift around under a clingy t-shirt
malapropism
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Malapropism: Otherwise known as work ethic. Examples: A rolling stone gathers no boss. OR A stitch in time saves a dime. OR If you can't stand the beat get out of the band.
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