Wacky Definition Word Game

celia088

extend: when you hire a detective to keep tabs on your ex spouse

congress

pj12

congress: government body made up of criminals (oh, is that the real definition?)

definition 

barbe1958

Definition: The art of politely not hearing when someone mispronounces a word

Polite:

pj12

polite: diet club for overweight Polish women

aspiration 

barbe1958

Aspiration: The breathy hiss from a snake

Snake:

Meece

snake: a member of Congress see: Congress by pj

attorney

pj12

attorney: taking turns as legal counsel for the phone company

judicial 

barbe1958

Judicial: Facial expressions that a judge makes during a trial

Trial:

crazy4carrots

trial -- don't just pick one!

prosecution

Meece

prosecution:  The Pro-capital punishment movement

electricity

barbe1958

Electricity: The "non-green" town that most people voted for

Vote:

Meece

Vote:  What the politicians have us do in order to weigh the difference between What they want to do, and what they will have to do to be re-elected.

credible

pj12

credible: sniffing to see if the crab bisque leftover  is still edible after DH assures you it is okay.

souvenir  

barbe1958

Souvenir: Bringing back French coins to put in your memory box

Memory:

Meece

souvenir:  The heavy use of foundation on Sue's face

blemish

pj12

memory: recalling when mammary glands were not such a big focus of our life

blemish 

barbe1958

hehehehehehehee

AliceJean

blemish: A person from the (relatively unknown) country of Blem.

trapezoid:

NativeMainer

trapezoid:  a robot created to make gizmos that catch vermin and other unwanted organic organisms.

organism (no, not orgasm  )

barbe1958

Organism: The mold that grows on a musty old church organ

Church:

NativeMainer

Good one, Barbe!

barbe1958

I still think my best one was:

Jigsaw: Ticket stub from Riverdance

NO ONE laughed!.....sigh.

Meece

Oh, we laughed but you couldn't hear us.  I was just talking about our conversation on the Beach.  Faith is trying to make me divulge your secrets!

pj12

I didn't see jigsaw!  I would have laughed. But organism is pretty good.

church: place for churlish penitents

repent 

Eph3_12

re-pent: after releasing a gazillion emotions, realize one must stifle one's self once again.

emotion

barbe1958

Emotion: The act of surfing through the internet looking for love

Motion:

celia088

motion: songs that were shunned by Motown and not recorded.

imagination

HelenaJ

Missed Jigsaw Barbe but saw Emotion ... just brilliant gorgeous one

Imagination:  when they tell you they can reconstruct you and you need to really dig deep to try and believe it could be so

Misinformed:

pj12

misinformed: when you are not told that false boobies can shift around under a clingy t-shirt

malapropism  

barbe1958

Malapropism: Otherwise known as work ethic. Examples: A rolling stone gathers no boss. OR A stitch in time saves a dime. OR If you can't stand the beat get out of the band.

Gather: