Wacky Definition Word Game

crazy4carrots

obstetrics -- pulling a baby out of a hat

gynecology:

Meece

gynecology:  The study of the female anatomy to the point where it is no longer a sexual stimulant, more like automobile parts.

embarrass

pj12

embarrass: what you are when you get burned on the butt by a hot ember while posing on the bare skin rug in front of the fire

pyrotechnic  

Meece

pyrotechnic:  Someone who enjoys lighting things on fire as much as they enjoy using their knowledge of computers (DS#1 his nickname pyro-fli)

embark

celia088

embark: when Auntie Em began a business of making hand-made paper out of tree bark

vapor

HelenaJ

Vapour:  (sorry we use lots of "u"s over here humour, colour, etc.)  - anyway I digress ... vapour:  snake whose venom is in a spray form hence hissssssssssssssss

Romanticise: (but we can't afford z's)

NativeMainer

Romantacise:  also Romatacize,  redecorating in the Roman style

declutter

barbe1958

Hey! Couldn't that vapour snake also be know as an aspire? hehehehehehee

Declutter:  I got nothin'

pj12

declutter: southern mom who utters "I declare" when she sees her son has cleaned his room

dehumidify 

barbe1958

Dehumidity: In N'Orleans it's not deheat that kills yah, it's dehumidity!

Golf:

Meece

(Is that to protest the Kiwis?)

Romanticise:  To wear gladiator sandals and togos on a daily basis

percent

crazy4carrots

percent --- the odour of money and lipstick

carpetbag:

pj12

carpetbag: tote for transporting Fido who is unruly in the automobile

transportation 

pj12

Golf: the putt-putt course overlooking the water in Panama City Beach

transportation: 

NativeMainer

transportation:  the process of changing your identity from one gender to another

identity

barbe1958

Identity: The divot in your breast after a lumpectomy

Divot:

celia088

divot--diving into an Off-Topic discussion

apparatus 

pj12

apparatus: I-phone app to facilitate communication of divorced couples

divorce  

NativeMainer

divorce:  forcing a diva to do something she doesn't want to do

 lasagna

pj12

lasagna: Lana (Turner) when she got old and sag-y in the middle from eating too much pasta :-((((

 conundrum 

celia088

conundrum--what happened to Conan O'Brian recently

feather 

crazy4carrots

feather -- bird dad

plumage:

pj12

plumage: old enough to wear purple (ala Red Hat Ladies)

plumage: prunish

prune 

Eph3_12

prune: the act of trimming the wild & crazy hairs that re-emerge, in wild & crazy places, after being wiped out by chemo.

bombard

crazy4carrots

bombard - playwright whose plays were always about war

playwright:

Meece

playwright:  Whay mommies tell their little ones when they start fighting over toys

tornado

barbe1958

Tornado: The result of the wind whipping through your new hairdo

Result:

Meece

result:  We you keep hurling the same insult, but never get a response

opinion

Eph3_12

opinion: onion pi

bakery

Meece

bakery:  A tanning salon with too much wattage

extend