Wacky Definition Word Game
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obstetrics -- pulling a baby out of a hat
gynecology:
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gynecology: The study of the female anatomy to the point where it is no longer a sexual stimulant, more like automobile parts.
embarrass
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embarrass: what you are when you get burned on the butt by a hot ember while posing on the bare skin rug in front of the fire
pyrotechnic
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pyrotechnic: Someone who enjoys lighting things on fire as much as they enjoy using their knowledge of computers (DS#1 his nickname pyro-fli)
embark
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embark: when Auntie Em began a business of making hand-made paper out of tree bark
vapor
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Vapour: (sorry we use lots of "u"s over here humour, colour, etc.) - anyway I digress ... vapour: snake whose venom is in a spray form hence hissssssssssssssss
Romanticise: (but we can't afford z's)
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Romantacise: also Romatacize, redecorating in the Roman style
declutter
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Hey! Couldn't that vapour snake also be know as an aspire? hehehehehehee
Declutter: I got nothin'
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declutter: southern mom who utters "I declare" when she sees her son has cleaned his room
dehumidify
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Dehumidity: In N'Orleans it's not deheat that kills yah, it's dehumidity!
Golf:
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(Is that to protest the Kiwis?)
Romanticise: To wear gladiator sandals and togos on a daily basis
percent
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percent --- the odour of money and lipstick
carpetbag:
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carpetbag: tote for transporting Fido who is unruly in the automobile
transportation
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Golf: the putt-putt course overlooking the water in Panama City Beach
transportation:
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transportation: the process of changing your identity from one gender to another
identity
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Identity: The divot in your breast after a lumpectomy
Divot:
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divot--diving into an Off-Topic discussion
apparatus
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apparatus: I-phone app to facilitate communication of divorced couples
divorce
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divorce: forcing a diva to do something she doesn't want to do
lasagna
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lasagna: Lana (Turner) when she got old and sag-y in the middle from eating too much pasta :-((((
conundrum
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conundrum--what happened to Conan O'Brian recently
feather
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feather -- bird dad
plumage:
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plumage: old enough to wear purple (ala Red Hat Ladies)
plumage: prunish
prune
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prune: the act of trimming the wild & crazy hairs that re-emerge, in wild & crazy places, after being wiped out by chemo.
bombard
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bombard - playwright whose plays were always about war
playwright:
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playwright: Whay mommies tell their little ones when they start fighting over toys
tornado
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Tornado: The result of the wind whipping through your new hairdo
Result:
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result: We you keep hurling the same insult, but never get a response
opinion
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opinion: onion pi
bakery
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bakery: A tanning salon with too much wattage
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