Wacky Definition Word Game

driver: arroyo that runs through a golf course

apoplexy  

graphic: inexplicable blip on an economic indicator chart

handsome: 

The evil plan has begun, Native Mainer is already thinking of nothing else but those tasty orange nuggets!  If she doesn't post again, it will be because she blew her keyboard out by drooling onto it.  Soon everyone will be obsessing for a bag of Cheetos.

Middle ager:  Someone who is too old to be in the "young adults" group but doesn't know it.

Twitter:

networking: what I do not have since my computer died. Bye for a while all!!!

computer

Computer:  What we never thought we needed, and now can't live without.

neccessity

Aneurysm:  what too much Annie Lennox from the Eurythmics can give you

Diatribe:

Cheese:  A food that people used to eat only to get calcium, then came CHEETOS!  (Actually, next to wine tasting, cheese tasting is my next favorite hobby.)

Calcium:

nutritent: recipe for preparing Louisiana nutria in a parchment paper canopy with a cheetos crust

skepticism 

NativeMainer, the extra "t" was useful so I went with it.  Besides you guys are all so much smarter than me I would never question your spelling!  It's hard to keep up.  pj

restraint: twisting with great effort to open the childproof cap on the xanax without success again and managing to not throw the bottle.

palpable: 

restroom:  replacing the straw in the old broom.  

actually: 

survivor: what's left after a head on collision between an SUV, an RV, and a Subaru Vortex

I know. it's awful but I had to get things moving! 

application 

orchard: offering you a choice between arugula or beet greens

mayonnaise 

Clinic: cleaning up an icky mess on the floor

raindrop