Wacky Definition Word Game

Meece

Feline:  The addition at the end of every financial contract

driver

pj12

driver: arroyo that runs through a golf course

apoplexy  

Meece

Apoplexy:  A Father's ability to say no in 287 different ways.

graphic:

pj12

graphic: inexplicable blip on an economic indicator chart

handsome: 

NativeMainer

handsome:  what the "middle-agers" say to the lady with the Cheetos, as in "handsome over"

(sorry for the obscure reference to the line of converstation on another thread)

middle-ager

Meece

The evil plan has begun, Native Mainer is already thinking of nothing else but those tasty orange nuggets!  If she doesn't post again, it will be because she blew her keyboard out by drooling onto it.  Soon everyone will be obsessing for a bag of Cheetos.

Middle ager:  Someone who is too old to be in the "young adults" group but doesn't know it.

Twitter:

pj12

twitter: person with no commonsense who frequents a social networking site

networking 

Anonymous

networking: what I do not have since my computer died. Bye for a while all!!!

computer

pj12

Towhee, are you going to be MIA?

Meece

Computer:  What we never thought we needed, and now can't live without.

neccessity

pj12

necessity: town with no internet access that we all know is essential

aneurysm:  

HelenaJ

Aneurysm:  what too much Annie Lennox from the Eurythmics can give you

Diatribe:

barbe1958

A stretch, but an impressive one Helena!

Diatribe: When the lady at Jenny Craig yells at you for eating cheese

Cheese:

Meece

Cheese:  A food that people used to eat only to get calcium, then came CHEETOS!  (Actually, next to wine tasting, cheese tasting is my next favorite hobby.)

Calcium:

NativeMainer

calcium:  an essential nutrient most easily obtained by eating cheese snacks, specifically Cheetos

(my keyboard is now completely covered in orange dust, and if I needed to see the letters on thekeys I couldn't type, but my fingers AND my keyboard tastes sooooo goood!)

nutritent

pj12

nutritent: recipe for preparing Louisiana nutria in a parchment paper canopy with a cheetos crust

skepticism 

NativeMainer

LOL!  Good job pj!  I meant nutrient, but can't type today! 

pj12

NativeMainer, the extra "t" was useful so I went with it.  Besides you guys are all so much smarter than me I would never question your spelling!  It's hard to keep up.  pj

Meece

skepticism:  Sarcasm when utter restraint is kept

restraint

pj12

restraint: twisting with great effort to open the childproof cap on the xanax without success again and managing to not throw the bottle.

palpable: 

Meece

Palpable:  Women going to the restroom using the buddy system. 

(Ducking to avoid objects being thrown)

restroom

pj12

restroom:  replacing the straw in the old broom.  

actually: 

crazy4carrots

actually -- to demonstrate one's friendship



camaraderie:

barbe1958

Camaraderie: Photography buddies

(LOVE the stroom!)

Vitamin:

NativeMainer

Vitamin:  energetic males, often found entertaining bc survivors in the Hot Tatta Lounge

survivor

pj12

survivor: what's left after a head on collision between an SUV, an RV, and a Subaru Vortex

I know. it's awful but I had to get things moving! 

application 

Eph3_12

application: vacationing in an apple orchard area!

orchard

pj12

orchard: offering you a choice between arugula or beet greens

mayonnaise 

barbe1958

Mayonnaise: What they spread on their bread at "The" clinic

Clinic:

(good one on survivor, I avoided that all day yesterday! )

leaf

Clinic: cleaning up an icky mess on the floor

raindrop