Wacky Definition Word Game

NativeMainer

Raindrop:  Precipitous plunge, as in "The middle-age bc survivor made a precipitous plunge into the pool, then swam up to the poolside bar, ordered a raspberry martini and snacked on Cheetos." 

 Martini

barbe1958

Martini: What to drink after the disappointment of what was in Marty's pants

Purple:

Meece

Oh, Barbe!!!!

Purple:  What cat lovers call their pets to make them seem human.

disappoint

pj12

disappoint: be rude to an official who was named, not elected, to his position    boring, I know 

conference 

Meece

conference:  A meeting to discuss opposition to animal skin coats

process

pj12

process: in favor of a septic tank system over city sewer service in the new neighborhood plans.

articulate 

HelenaJ

Articulate:  Arthur's attempt to explain why he is late

Mumble:

Eph3_12

The short, clipped way of enuciating when Artie is LATE again!!!!!!!

enuciation

Eph3_12

oops too late-

mumble: when mom takes a tumble

pj12

enunciation: Catholic Sister who gets her degree in an on-line ceremony

ceremony:

pj12

Eph3_12... these players are too fast!  I'm always jumping in too late!  pam

HelenaJ

hey Eph - how close were our answers though 

Ceremony:  What Mrs Palin did all through the inauguration

Disappoint:

Meece

articulate:  The process of accumulating lots of worthless junk and calling it art.

trigger:

Eph3_12

HelenaJ-great minds think alike!

barbe1958

I'm thinking the duplicate answers are amazing! Shows how many ways a word can be interpreted...

Good one on the nun PJ, I was chewing on that one all afternoon and didn't even get close!

Disappoint: What you do to your boss when you don't get the job you wanted

Trigger: The way the gun is rigged to go off....to a "T"

Temper:

Meece

Temper:  Who decides what the temerature in the house is set at.  The temp per the lady of the house will be.

Dinamite:

pj12

Dinamite:  parasitic insect that caused the extinction of dinasaurs

extinction

Meece

extinction:  An alcoholic extract which is taken to celebrate one's divorce 

tincture:

pj12

tincture:  suffering caused by little splatters of india ink on your favorite blouse

symposium 

Meece

symposium:  The group of people in a public place who pretend to be statues and have little cans at their feet for tips.

gardener:

pj12

gardener: referring to a woman who applies her expensive make up foundation with a trowel.  Elizabeth Arden

foundation 

Meece

foundation:  An undergarment to set your brick house on

episode:

pj12

episode: poem lauding the latest episcopalian "political" drama

tendency 

Meece

tendency:  A faux leg pain that can be used as an excuse not to excercise

exercise:

pj12

exercise:  working out to get your former boyfriend from haunting you

plenitude  

Great way to waste a Sunday morning, Meese! 

Meece

It's not quite time to get out of bed, but a great way to stimulae brain activity.

plentitude:  A positive attitude that expresses your philosophy that you have enough.

beverage:

pj12

beverage: the result of hard work on human age compared to the pinnacle of productive animals, the beaver; like how old you are in "dog years."

constipation  

Meece

Constipation:  Using only portions of our country's governing documents to justify your position, and disregarding any other portions of the same document which might discredit your position.  Your brain refuses to move past those things.

stubborn

pj12

stubborn: pregnant woman who won't give up New Age idea of delivering her baby in a bathtub of water.

recalcitrant  

Meece

recalcitrant:  When someone keeps reiterating their anger about their bone density test results

density: