Wacky Definition Word Game

Groooaaaaannnnn!!!

finger: f-expletive deleted-urgent care place....see, I can do it too!

expletive

expletive: former boyfriend's tons of stuff he had left in your garage, darn it!  (plethora)

antecedent

Mine are so bad I feel like I have to explain them  

torpedo: benumbed male organ that can no longer do it.

analyze:

expect: formally buff with six-pac pecs, not anymore

analyze: 

layman: Tiger Woods' new nickname

nickname:

television: spotting a bald actor with a thing for lollipops  (are any of you old enough to get this?)

comprehension 

NO!  No family resemblance. 

freebie: drone who escapes the hive and lives on his own, not working and just spends the day buzzing around, a role model for worker bees everywhere

unemployed 

PS...I'm old enough! And you guys are still brilliant.

Battery:  term given to head injuries incurred by cave dwelling mammals

Injury:

injury: serving on a panel of peers in the court.

judicial

Justice:  what my driveway and the roads are expected to be when the anticipated winter storm gets done :  just ice

(cowering in the corner waiting for the groans and thrown pillows)

blizzard

storm: Putting on a Mel Torme CD and lighting a fire while the snow and sleet whirl outside

insensitive

I woke up in the middle of the night with a daffynition for battery... but you guys moved on! 

Battery:  covered with flour and butter and sugar after the afternoon baking Christmas cookies

insensitive:

Somehow "battery" is not as funny as it was at 4:00 AM!  But thanks for letting me get it out of my system.