Wacky Definition Word Game

department:  de place where dey store de removed body parts

advisory

early: Man named Earl had sex change and new name is Early

trampolene

joyride: outing that cops deride if done illegally.

afghan

Camera:  A device for capturing images of special moments in one's life.  This device often gets left in the car, forgotten, or just unused.  Images can often be of fingertips, the ground and camera straps.

Politics:

Formulate:  the way to solve a math problems that you remember AFTER the test

frustrating 

Talisman:  The significant other of a woman named Talis

 Report:

Eccentric:  If you were formerly centric, you are now eccentric

envelope:

Taxi:  how you feel (and what you can't afford) at the end of the financial year!!

Blouse:

cardigan: having to show your ID to get in a bar when you are over 30

miniscule:

Miniscule:   school for dwarfs

Emotion:

Widget:  A virtually unknown female surfboarder who filed suit against film company in the 60s for a wellknown television character impersonating her.  She agreed to remain unknown in exchange for an undisclosed amount of money.

convoluted:

banal:  boring dull existence in which everything fun is against the law

serendipity  

balloon: a bird trained to calculate the trajectory of home runs.

trajectory

crunches: mid day meals of carrot sticks and celery to achieve flat tummy

dietician 

bizzare:  really strange open air market in Morroco

symphony