Wacky Definition Word Game

Anonymous

adequate: a commercial that claims its product is just as good as the other one.

popcorn

Momcat1962

popcorn: vegetable flavored carbonated beverage

barter

pj12

barter: starving artist's system of getting free drinks

compassion:

barbe1958

Compassion: Free sex (comp + you know ) I get all your's why do I feel I have to explain mine?  (because I know it's weak???)

Or Compassion: Having a work affair

Affair:

leaf

(worked with radioactive labels long ago and far away.)

Affair: mumbling on the radio.  Compare with Off Air.

ointment

pj12

Barbe... because most of us (exc. leaf) are not as clever as you! 

ointment:  attempt to explain  insensitive exclamation by jewish masseuse

supervise:

leaf

Except I'm socially dysfunctional

supervise: brother of superglue

monitor

pj12

monitor: observing the carnivorous lizard exhibit at the zoo.

antiquated:

Anonymous

What gets me is how clever some are at creating a wacky meaning that relates in some strange way to the actual meaning vis the ointment definition above. You guys are way outta' my league! I haven't had this much fun in ages.

antiquated:  opposition to the drying out of a  quaternary ammonium compound.(so in my drive to compete I turned to the dictionary. so shoot me

hybrid

leaf

No shooting on this board.  I love your antiquated definition!  To me, it alludes to anti- particles, which I never understood.

hybrid:  dyslexic's term for an eagle

petrify

barbe1958

We aim to amuse, Judie!

Petrify: Being scared of dogs

Validate:

pj12

validate: time frame before your money-off coupon expires

impudent:

I am out of my league with you guys!  But I figure this game is staving off alzheimer's! 

barbe1958

Yep, yah gotta exercise the brain to keep it sharp. Ain't that swell?

Impudent: A small student with attitude

Rain:

pj12

Rain: mad dash from car to house in a thunderstorm, past tense 

                           

cantilever:

barbe1958

Cantilever: Stacking canned goods very precisely

Dominate:

kbugmom

dominate: a great new marinade

tribute

pj12

Dominate:  Insisting someone run for a political office when they really don't want to.

implicit  

pj12

You all are too quick for me.  I'm sorry, again!

pam 

Meece

Tribute:  exclamation when seeing three beautiful people together.

Implicit: A small elfin character in a sitting position.

New word:  Conceive

pj12

Conceive: Night before your chart suggests you will be most fertile

impression: 

barbe1958

(You guys are HOT today! ehheehheehe)

Impression: The first thoughts on seeing a dwarf

Placate:

pj12

placate: assemblage of cranky toddlers who demand lots of snacks to ward off total meltdown.

insecure:

I have got to quit checking in and go do some housework... this is addictive! 

barbe1958

Insecure: Home alarm

Vulnerable:

pj12

vulnerable: very close to succumbing to his advances.  

homogeneous: 

Meece

Homogeneous:  The classification referring to wives of babeball fans during the world series season

colosseum

Jean09

happenstance - what could happen at any instance of ones life

incapsulated

Jean09

colosseum - call em as you see em

incapsulated

Meece

incapsulated:  The act of wearing warm headwear during chemo treatments.

Pestulence

pj12

pestulence:  using your herb crusher to violently smash the ant running across the kitchen counter

economic: 

Meece

economic:  The art of purchasing the week's groceries at the market and coming home with more than 10 cents in change.

prompt: